Author's comments and explanations:

This is my super secret project I've worked on for nearly a year. I control Mike Tyson ad get the fastest vistory possible. There was a small wait time, so I manipulated my horribly ill-matched opponent to do some stuff.

-Uses a Password -Takes no damage -Manipulates Luck

EDIT: I spelled some words wrong, but I cannot undo them

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Bisqwit: Since it's no longer the Fools' day here or almost anywhere else, I'm cancellifying this submission.