Mamma mia! Someone should do something about the cannons in 8-3.
They're dangerous!
Oh no, this was not what I expected when they promised to redo the movie.
This time I was hunted by
two Bullet Bills the entire duration of the 8-2 stage!
I could barely look behind, and there they would always be looming!
The cake Princess promised me better be good!
Hammers are fun. I wish the next movie has a room made entirely of
hammers. Bwahaha! Let's see how that idiot jumps past them
then!!
*Makes a mental note to write a complaint to the industrial
safety delegate. That lava prop juice is way too sticky.*
Did you spot us? We were in the beginning of 1-2!
This is the first movie in which we were not stomped on by the hero!
We made it!
Goomba 7: I think it was scary. Mario jumped straight above us
and smashed a coin block. You have no idea how much noise those things
make! I mean, you're watching us from, what, 50 meters? 100?
I bet you heard it loud and clear even from that distance!
And then there are Mario's feet. Huge feet that have seen millions
of smashed goombas. And they make noise too! You'd imagine the smell
would be the worst thing, but no, it is the noise.
Good thing they're paying us a lot!