At least, that's what they'd normally do if they weren't capable of just magically compelling their opponents to surrender at the sight of them.

Using a glitch in the design maps mode of the game, this run completes the game impossibly quickly by forcing opponents to yield, allowing instant wins in the campaign missions.

With the help of carefully devised strategies, a little bit of luck manipulation, and moving the cursor at inhuman speed, the author repels this planetary invasion over the course of slightly more than an hour.

Reading the author's comments is strongly recommended to help keep track of what's going on.

With carefully planned strategy, the runners complete this game in a timely manner, knocking off the entirety of the first modes available in a mere 140 turns.

A huge amount of route planning was required to ensure that this run is as fast as possible; detailed analyses of each chapter can be found in the authors' comments.

In this playthrough, Vykan12 takes the game one step further, playing on the hardest setting - this takes a couple of minutes longer than the previous version, but reduces the turn count to a mere 93 turns.

This movie is highly recommended for those who know the Go game, because it does play around with AI, making it do the most absurd moves possible, which still serves the main goal - speed.

This TAS makes it look like a walk in the park, albeit, a very large park.

This improvement is a result of the previous movie's author joining forces with the author of a VBA bot used in a glitched-out Pokémon TAS. Together they've managed to shorten the solution by 14 frames with the help of a similarly-designed bot for Gens.

Note that, while input length is 10 seconds long, less than 0.3 seconds of it is actual gameplay!

This is a 4 minute 27 second improvement over the previous movie by the same author.

This is an improvement of 15 minutes and 13 seconds over the previous movie, due to a variety of improvements, and in spite of playing on "Super" difficulty, which is functionally the highest difficulty level.

If you enjoyed this, be sure to check out the first game in the series as well.

In this run Aqfaq already knows the cause of the flares and gets straight to business. He gets a better engine, plenty of fuel and uses the continuum fluxes to speed up travel as well. He locates the Black Egg and the Crystal Orb. Then uses them to blow up the Crystal Planet and save the galaxy.

Like the precessor movie, the author MESHUGGAH uses the latter to complete the frame, but now 5.40 seconds faster.

MESHUGGAH improves the previous run by 9.09 seconds at a higher difficulty level by choosing south and manipulating luck better.

This run improves the previous one by ~4.5 seconds, which was done on the same layout, thanks to movement optimisation. Please read the submission comments for more details.

This movie features incredibly boring gameplay, a very creative submission text and...play that is shamelessly entirely done by a bot. Yes, no human input was used.

In this run, Hoandjzj uses fusion to over power the enemies. Using luck manipulation to get better cards and avoid some of the most challenging card of the oppenents. The chances for manipulation are limited and often take the form of attacking first with a weak monster before a monster that could have one-shot the opponent. The first battle can't be won, so it becomes a race to lose quickly.

This is an improvement of 14:11.48 over the original run of this game from 2004.

Heisanevilgenius's family, The As, ignores all that and goes with elaborate and utter nonsense instead… only to find the host accepting their answers as correct. The other family, The Halls, doesn't even get the chance to insert a word, proving the racial prejudice of the host. Watch the game and see for yourself.

If you liked how the machine's text recognition system got abused in this movie, you must also check the troubles TAS brings the drawing recognition system into.

Note: Some answers contain coarse language.