Xkeeper / Quotes

This page is a collection of horrible IRC quotes. Turn off your humor sensors while reading it, lest they be broken from how unbelievably bad these are.

You can find more funnies at Moozooh/Quotes.

Zurreco proves that he really does have a horrible sense of humor:

  *144522> <Xkeeper> And I just realized what my avatar could be
  *144624> <Zurreco> a herd of Xs in a pen?
  *144626> <Zurreco> get it?
  *144636> <Xkeeper> unfortunately, yes
  *144646> <Xkeeper> I think I've found someone who is even less funny than me
  *144732> <Zurreco> hooray
  

Nesvideos gets an improved voting system!

  *201318> <@Xkeeper> http://tasvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=113529#113529
  *201319> <@Xkeeper> hur hur
  *201359> <+Acmlm> Yes, Yes, Very Yes
  *201408> <+Acmlm> then no run ever gets rejected
  *201424> <+Acmlm> they're either published instantly or ignored forever

  *090356> <Dacicus> I think I might know the problem, but I can't remember the
                     name of it
  *090405> <Arnethegreat> stupidity?

  *130641> <@Bisqwit> You should name the character something like "pants",
                      so that there will be "my lovely pants" or something
                      equally funny/stupid somewhere in the movie
  *130713> <@DeHackEd> Example from Chrono Trigger. Lucca -> Jesus,
                       Epoch -> Lord.    "Jesus: Let's put our faith in the Lord."
  *130824> <@DeHackEd> FF9: Amarant -> Faggot.    "Red-hair: Some people call
                       me the Flaming Faggot."    "Zidane: Fine, we'll call
                       you Faggot."

  *110126> <+Tina> New user: #3309: BornInvincible (IP: 74.93.22.214)
                   (Hash matches:  10) http://board.acmlm.org/profile.php?id=3309
  *110126> <+Tina> *** User automatically IP-banned (too many hash matches)
  *110136> <@laptuna> this guy  never learns
  *110141> <+Kawa> ..."Born invincible" my fuzzy ass XD

  <Xkeeper> Sleep now is much like the flag in SMB1. I can see it, I
            desire it, but unfortunately I always miss it and get a much
            less rewarding amount.

Out of context, but a copy of something moozooh has:

  *090644> <Atma> i use ass myself.

The sad part is that it's true:

  *163555> <SOULRIVERS> Mupen can do out-of-order re-recording, right?
  *163615> <adelikat> ?
  *163643> <SOULRIVERS> I mean, loading a future state, and re-recording from there
  *163649> <moozooh> "out-of-order" sounds very much like typical mupen behaviour.

More Biscat:

  *150946> <DeHackEd> (or I could give Bisqwit a smack)
  *151017> <Bisqwit> meow

Bad puns, bad puns, what'cha gonna d--

  dsaun> wiiiiiicket? :)
  Xkeeper> wicket's brother, spicket
  Xkeeper> and his english cousin, spigot
  dsaun> spigot's a drip

He cheats, he just won't admit it.

  *102220» <Bisqwit> .dice 1d6
  *102221» <NesVideoAgent> Bisqwit rolls a 6 sided die once:
                           the die falls off the table and a dog eats it.
  *102230» <Deign> ...

Aparrently, Deign's a cat too. Who knew?

  *111357» <Bisqwit> meow
  *111401» <Deign> hiss?

Privately, requesting password recovery:

  *112204» <Bisqwit> Done. Your password is: I will never again do this
  *112223» <Xkeeper> my, you're subtle

PJBoy has really bad aim.

  *112459» <Soulrivers> someone wake adelikat up D:
  *112512» <LexSfX> adelikat ding ding
  *112521» <PJBoy> .wake adelikat
  *112524» * LexSfX performs the waking ritual.
  *112530» * LexSfX does a wakedance.
  *112542» * PJBoy shoots LexSfX
  *112543» * Xkeeper plays the Ballad of the Wind Fi--
  *112544» * Xkeeper is shot
  *112547» * LexSfX dodges.
  *112555» <Xkeeper> Damnit PJBoy, you missed

Acronymania! (from #rohmacking)

  *094420» <@Tina> New user: #661: DNG (IP: 71.195.44.49)
                   http://acmlm.no-ip.org/x.php?u=661
  *094433» <@laptuna> damage number generator
  *094441» <@laptuna> digital nanny game
  *094449» <+EP|Mystic_Square> Dumbest Number Gooder
  *094500» <@Kattwah> Dont Name Good
  *094502» <+EP|Mystic_Square> Dumbest Number Generator
  *094516» <+EP|Mystic_Square> Dumbest Name GAWD
  *094527» <@laptuna> delinquent, not gay
  *094538» <@laptuna> damaging new grinder
  *094541» <+Guest63h> does nothing good
  *094556» <@Kattwah> Does no gender
  *094603» <+hydrapheetz> Does nothing great
  *094607» <+EP|Mystic_Square> Do Not Go
  *094611» <+hydrapheetz> Do not pass
  *094614» <+hydrapheetz> er wahtisd
  *094901» <+Tanks> Damaged Neural Genome
  *095224» <+EP|Mystic_Square> Dats No Good
  *095249» <@Kattwah> Dusty Nut Grater
  *095249» <+ArBeWhat> Deadly Nauseous Gas =\
  *095334» <+Tanks> Damaged Neural Ganglia
  *095358» <@Kattwah> Deoxyribo Nucleic Gas
  *095407» <@laptuna> dammit, nonexistant god

  *095423» <@laptuna> dumb name game
  *095430» <+EP|Mystic_Square> YAY
  *095438» <@Kattwah> win

  *172210» <zombers> I'm a little newbie, short and loud!
  *172217» <zombers> hre iz mi prblm, here i will pout!
  *172228» <zombers> wen i get all pised off, here me shout!
  *172234» <zombers> im not sober so KICK ME OUT :>
  .......
  *001048» <erokky> anyone else feeling a sudden urge to smash meepers' face in?

  *150420» * Nach (n=nach@89-139-31-12.bb.netvision.net.il) has joined #nesvideos
  *150509» <Dacicus> Hi, Nach.
  *150641» <Dacicus> How's the plan of world domination via ZSNES coming along?
  *150645» * Nach (n=nach@89-139-31-12.bb.netvision.net.il) Quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host
  *150652» <Dacicus> not too well, I guess

  *174610» <erokky> australia, fuck yeah
  *174650» <erokky> winning gold in men's polevault to save the motherfucking day yeah
  *174720» <Bisqwit> Strange holidays you have

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Xkeeper/Quotes last edited by Bisqwit on 2008-08-22 18:19:19
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