The story of how I got banned from IRC:
<DarkMoon> Someone ping me
<exileUT> Darkmoon: how?
* Received a CTCP PING from Grunt
<LexSfX> DarkMoon: your machine's not responding to my pings
<DarkMoon> ExileUT: /ping DarkMoon
<DarkKobold> ExileUT: /ping DarkMoon
<DarkKobold> didn't work
<LexSfX> i did /whois DarkMoon, found your IP address ("126.96.36.199"), and pinged that.
<LexSfX> requests timed out.
<DarkMoon> The fuck
<DarkKobold> you don't exist
<DarkKobold> ... on the internet.
<LexSfX> Nmap scan report for adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (188.8.131.52)
<LexSfX> Host is up (0.080s latency).
<LexSfX> All 1000 scanned ports on adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (184.108.40.206
<LexSfX> ) are filtered
<DarkMoon> My lag is back to normal
<DarkMoon> Now it's up again...
<DarkMoon> Lex: Try it again
<LexSfX> 220.127.116.11: request timed out (repeatedly)
<LexSfX> you want nmap result?
<DarkMoon> My lag goes up to +30 seconds then resets back to zero
<DarkMoon> Ad infinitum
<DarkMoon> I am so confused
<DarkMoon> This is karma
<DarkMoon> For not doing that essay
<DarkMoon> I'LL DO IT
<DarkMoon> YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
* Now talking on #tasvideos
* Topic for #tasvideos is: Official IRC channel of TASVideos.org | Latest publication:  NES Time Lord (USA) by link_7777 in 10:24.25 >> http://tasvideos.org/1911M.html
| Latest submission: http://tasvideos.org/3351S.html
* Topic for #tasvideos set by TASVideoAgent!~TASVideoA@18.104.22.168 29at Thu Nov 03 01:56:22 2011
* #tasvideos :http://tasvideos.org
<DarkMoon> Did anything I just say go through
<Grunt> DarkMoon: Did you say something?
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> I am so confused
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> This is karma
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> For not doing that essay
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> KGOD
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> I'LL DO IT
<DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT
<DarkMoon> * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
<LexSfX> DarkMoon: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35695760/00000127.png
<tematric> DarkMoon is saying something?
<DarkMoon> Guess not
<DarkMoon> Well that was fucking weird
* DarkMoon has quit (K-Lined)
Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
Server window when I try to reconnect:
* You are banned from this server- Temporary K-line 1440 min. - You've been temporarily blocked due to filtering problems. Sorry for the inconvenience! Mail email@example.com with questions. (2011/11/3 07.42)
* Closing Link: adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (*** Banned )