I actually really like this concept for a run, at least in theory. This game is quite hard, and the goals make it even more ridiculous. I definitely liked some of the close shaves you had dodging enemies, and the mummy fight was awesomely impressive. I also liked the fight with Death, and jumping over Dracula's fireballs was surprising. However, in practice, these run goals don't produce the most entertaining movie. The published run is amazing primarily because it showboats the use of the cross and holy water for big point combos. (There are other fun things about that run too, but the showboating particularly stands out.) While this run has its moments of greatness, the whole pace of the run suffers from the goal choices. Overall, I like this run enough to vote Yes, but I doubt that enough people will agree with me to publish it. Good job anyway though on the technical side, scrimpeh!
I'm implied to vote NO because you didn't save the princess. I accidentally voted yes though, because this run is quite nice.
MISSED SHOT HOLY FUCKING GOD Not a big deal, but really....