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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
DDR is a blast while drunk.
Wouldnt that just make you want to throw up? Constantly moving?
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Unless you whore yourself out to Yoshi ;)
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hahahahahahaha.....sorry I'm f**ked up.
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Hyena wrote:
cheeseman wrote:
ha the jokes on u fagface cuz nobody in my family drinks ... u just wish u could do other peoples moms but instead u have 2 do urself.
Translation provided by Grammarbot: I believe you, and not me, who is to be subjected to the laughter in this situation, and that you have a face resembling a cigarette. You see, nobody in my family consumes alcohol. I believe that you are fooling yourself into thinking you are capable of a sexual relationships with mothers. Instead, I suggest that you masturbate.
That was the funniest thing I have heard all night.
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Wow, dont be the cool guy now
cheeseman wrote:
Have it your way faggots... and maybe you can laugh yourself silly when you get to sleep drunk and wake after having slept with your mom and your best friend. Hehe gay faggots...
That was your mom. Get it right. And it will only happen once. She is surely not good after 7 beers. And dont get all preachy here with your "Hey lame faggots post". Dont join a group of people without fully deciding whether you like it or not dumbass.
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Ha, funny topic, Ill share. My buddies and I got REAAAALLY baked one night on someone's birthday and had nothing to do after smoking a Tulip(http://www.cannabisworldwide.com/roll-a-joint.html) and played Starfox for N64 on a projector screen. That was fun. Track & Field is a fun game too. But the funnest to play BY FAR drunk and stoned is Super Mario (any game). My buddies have my old ping pong table(from the 80's) and are re-painting it to make it look like a Nintendo Controller. It will be done within 2 weeks or so and Ill post a picture later on to show.
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Up to Jabu Jabu. I tried for HOURS rolling into him and found out it is a pain in the ass. Ive tried from different angles at different times with different sheers of excitement and I got NOTHING. Im going to continue to jumpslash from the fence because its all I know how to get in. If you want to try and get it, here ya go! http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=AD2C0D0D39101D90 I dont know where the savestate is at but I wouldnt go from the savestate because of desynch issues. I find this roll incredibly hard.
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Im pretty sure in Long Jump and Triple Jump, you wanna get as far as you can with every jump (except for the triple digit jump) and the score will be high as hell. I could be wrong
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Well, every jump counts for score right? So get the highest score possible by the end of the 2nd event! (With Both Players of course)
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Would getting the Deku Stick in the jar RIGHT NEXT to the jar with the Deku Nuts be good? It takes literally 1 to 2 seconds getting the stick and could save precious time on a boss. Let me know before I continue.
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FBA ver. 0.2.94.98 I got my MAME metal slug from searching torrentspy.com Only reason i didnt put the .fr file up is because of people lacking the FBA W/ Recording and Metal Slug"?" .zip/.rar files.
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I really do hate the Bomb Blast in Jabu. It took me literally 2000+ re-records to do it the first try. But this time, the boost should be a hell of a lot easier because of the Deku Nuts in the Boomerang room which will save a good 5-7 seconds which will give me time to prepare for the boost. Also, I still think you can light both eyes at once. Just like rolling into Jabu, there is a way to do it. As well as the poe boost.
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FINALLY, UP TO PRINCESS ZELDA! NO DESYNCH'S! WOOHOO! Save State from Fishing Hut. http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4AFD59DC34DB5600 Enjoy.
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Ill see what I can do.
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Im up to the Market and I have A CRAP LOAD OF TIME LEFT! Ill need help from AKA to get across the seam fast. He's the best at it.
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Also, with the shotgun, it takes a little bit of time to shoot the 2nd time. I think its funny when I "Kick" the dogs but actually fire and kill all of them.
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You know what would have been cool, is on Princess Ghoma, if Link did a backflip with a shot from the slingshot and nailed her. Would be pretty entertaining.
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I honestly think that every weapon is increased. There would be no point in getting fat otherwise unless there was infinite flame for him
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BOOOOOOOOOOO, I WANNA SEE IT DONE! For long jump, get the bonus for each person with the triple digits(I think thats how you get them) Try and rack up as many points for each character you can. And remember to have the MAX speed show up RIGHT before you step.
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Well, I will be doing this "IF" I cannot get there in time.
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Okay, RIGHT when I get out of the water to enter the fishing pond, the rooster yells. I didnt do the sword/stick trick because it is ANNOYING at this moment. However, if I DO NOT make it there within' 3 seconds or so, I WILL need to do this. Here is a .m64 with no savestate, so everyone can confirm if there is a desynch, It should cut off right after entering the fishing house. http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F0D71E16664E0E54
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Ill post you some savestates once I get to the fishing pond. The only thing is playing back from savestates, there is a chance it might Desynch(which will lag the buttons being pressed) and will just make Link look dumb swinging his sword around and such.
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mikwuyma wrote:
There were a couple of instances where you were firing at an enemy but it wasn't doing any damage (like the start of the 3rd stage boss battle) Stage 1: Looked really nice and smooth, except you should have chucked some grenades at the first helicopter when you jumped instead of shooting it. If you got up closer to the bomb roller and threw more grenades at it, would it be destroyed slightly faster? You did have 9 grenades left at the mission complete screen. Stage 2: In the beginning, wouldn't it be faster to drop down to the left and then shoot the barrel? Your firing seemed sporadic when jumping. Does crouching make special weapons like iron lizards fire more quickly? I know pistol speed isn't affected by crouching (though it is in 3-5), but I have a feeling other weapons might be. If crouching does make special weapons fire more quickly, then you could have destroyed the second mummy spawner faster by crouching. Why did you jump so far to the left when you shotgunned those mummy dogs? You were far away from the door. Is it possible to hit the second boss with the shotgun or flame shot? If it is , then it might be faster to crash your slug walker as soon as you run out of cannon shots and start shooting at the boss (remember, you don't have to collect the heavy machine gun on the way). Stage 3: Did you test using heavy machine gun on the plane miniboss? You spent a lot of time shooting the plane with a pistol. So far you've done some pretty good work and I'd like to see more.
Thank you for the compliments and suggestions. Ill answer some of the question type comments. ---Im going to re-do the boss battle for the 3rd stage because I want the plane to kill the boss rather than the Drop Shot. This will leave just enough time for Rumi A. to step out from the screen and give me the capture. Getting the 2 POW's in the very end of the stage (I think there are 2) would waste sooo much time. ---Yes Stage 1, I should have thrown gernades at the 1st plane :( ---If I got too close to the spawning thing for the mummies, I would have started knifing them. I got as close as I could for that without knifing. ---On shotgunning the dogs, if you're talking about when I jumped and got the points off the ground, the door to the right opens just when I got there, its on a timer after you kill the last dog and he has fallen and vanished. ---On the 2nd boss, a shotgun would have required me to jump and shoot down and only shoot 1 time per jump. The machine I was in was the best solution because it had 2 heavy machine guns, 1 attached to each arm. ---Im pretty sure what "Enemy Chasers" I had left, 23 would do more damage than 200 heavy machine gun bullets. I could be wrong. It is however faster to kill both wings before you destroy the whole thing(2000-3000 frames faster) ---Also, Im pretty sure getting FAT increases every single guns power(including pistol) I could be wrong on all of these, I just remember coming across these decisions earlier(except for the 1st plane grenading). The rest of this run, especially stage 5 and 6 will be a pain in the ass. I just need to stock up on the best weapons. Thank you for your insight. Ill post an .avi of each stage when I am done with stage 4. Or I can just make a HUGE .avi file of every stage. Your decision.
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Yeah, I would recommend getting the bottle, it would leave at least 3 seconds left to enter the hole.
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Gotcha!
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