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In response to Fabian's wife jokes in another topic, here are some more. I thought this would be a better place to put them. This is my favorite: Q: How do most men define marriage? A: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
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Hmmm... how about another level completed in your Fabian? That's a good prize (updates don't count, has to be one you haven't done yet).
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Do I get a prize?
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I think you will give The Phantom Menace a 4. I'm done guessing, but that was amazingly satisfying.
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Wasn't Robocop a really short movie?
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So you would suggest watching something like The Fast and The Furious, or did you mean you think movies should be watched in fast forward?
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JXQ: consider moving to Texas. You could even buy a house on Faber DR in Pflugerville and your street name would be (one of) your hobby(s). Score. And you could get a horse and whip to herd cattle and a six shooter to kill those pesky coyotes.
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Well, you couldn't really prove that they did DDR-like input. I don't really know anything about DDR, but do you need to be accurate within 1/60 of a second in that game?
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Did you try swimming through the corner? And don't forget to corner boost where it applies.
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Redundant
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JXQ wrote:
Fabian wrote:
Insert joke about fat (and silly!) americans here.
I gained five pounds on the honeymoon. It was a cruise and all there is to do is eat. Frownsnake. Seriously I need to move.
Only five? My uncle (who also lives in Michigan) gained 18 pounds in a one week cruise. His goal is 20, so they plan on taking another cruise next year. Fortunately for him he is active enough to lose those 18 pounds. Also, you should put said hilarious pictures in your user page, or whatever that page is called.
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Hmm. In my house (and also in the foxtrot comic) it stands for Bacon Lettuce Tomatoe. Bread is implied because it is a sandwich. EDIT:And if you wanted I suppose you could put Miracle Whip on it too.
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JXQ wrote:
How about some Miracle Whip?
Playing jokes on the non-silly european :P Fabian: You could try a BLT, although that might be another of those silly american things. I wouldn't know since my knowledge of europe doesn't go much past it being 15X bigger than Texas. That's a lot of Texas.
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Well that's cool, but two things. One, since JXQ thinks the old tubular was cool maybe you could put a demo of it. Second, I still haven't managed to make my controller do left+right. And I have 3 different controllers that I tried. Maybe I'm just not leet.
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Killer instinct on turbo mode?
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You can play forever for free... just don't ever turn the game off. Unless they changed it from how it used to be.
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DK64_MASTER wrote:
1:31 is very impressive, and I remember the run (was it by marsh, or dagorn, or someone else) was very clean. No new breakthroughs for the non-tas crowd has come through, so breaking the run would be an impressive feat, regardless if half the game is flying.
Jason "GameCube04" Baum was the guy. And there is that ghost house (Forest of Illusion?) where you fly over the wall to save a bunch of time that he didn't know about. But other than that, no significant time savers unless you are insane.
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Fabian wrote:
I can't think of a level with a) A P-switch/key+Shell/something b) Yoshi and c) spikes. If I think of one I'll test it. Or you could tell me if you think of one.
VD3 doesn't have spikes, but it has those black chomper things. And a yoshi and two items.
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To fix that he could place N before D, I think. I can't really follow his example.
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Oh no! Speed vs entertainment! So, how was the harry potter movie? And about left+right: don't be torn, be lazy. I say leave it out. Edit: Since I started posting here I have gotten 6 out of 8 pagebreaks.
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I think he could avoid the necessity of going back by making one of him run categories "Does not use left+right".
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If you are like me you would be too lazy to load the extra page.
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xebra is right, but if it were a picture, it might look something like this.
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Well right now Fabian is away from home so he can't do that. Besides, he's got 96 exits to work on anyway. EDIT at below, check your pm in a couple minutes.
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You could give someone seizures with that thing. I like it.
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