This is my super secret project I've worked on for nearly a year. I control Mike Tyson ad get the fastest vistory possible. There was a small wait time, so I manipulated my horribly ill-matched opponent to do some stuff.
-Uses a Password
-Takes no damage
-Manipulates Luck
EDIT: I spelled some words wrong, but I cannot undo them
Bisqwit: Since it's no longer the Fools' day here or almost anywhere else, I'm cancellifying this submission.