Since the Führer suggested this game, I have done as he commanded.
- Emulators FCEUX 2.1.1
- Aims for fastest time
- Takes damage to save time
- Fastest Reich Sighting!
- Genre: Platform
This TAS races to find the Reich and lets the Reich win. Enjoy!
I would like to thank adelikat, Randil, arukAdo, and DarkKobold for their most valued input for creating this run. I would also like to thank the Führer for his support.
Suggested screenshot: 
Nach: Judging.
DarkKobold: Any attempt to say this april fool's "joke" (if you can call it that) is not linked to Nazism is destroyed by this submission.