1 2 3
Posted: 11/3/2004 7:01 PM
Quote
Booda
Joined: 4/26/2004
Posts: 149
No, Dolph is not good in Masters of the Universe. Me and a friend did our own MST3K episode to that movie. The credits show that Mr. Lundgren had both an acting coach and a drama coach. Oh, and do you have any idea who else is in that movie? Geez. First of all, Billy Barty, who's just fun to laugh at. Then there's Courtney Cox and that guy who plays Tom Paris on Star Trek Voyager. And there's Bald Guy, the guy who played the principal in Back to the Future. I think Bald Guy also played a teacher in Problem Child 2. Ah, the 80s...
Posted: 11/4/2004 10:09 PM
Quote
Cazlab
Joined: 7/5/2004
Posts: 551
Location: Karlstad, Sweden
Do u know where i can download Double Dragon quick? I've got 10mbit :>
Posted: 11/8/2004 7:09 AM
Quote
air__devil
Joined: 8/1/2004
Posts: 162
They should make a Metroid movie. It would either really suck or be pretty good....
Love, Ev
Posted: 11/8/2004 7:19 AM
Quote
Blublu
Player (67)
Joined: 3/11/2004
Posts: 1058
Location: Reykjaví­k, Ísland
If there was a Metroid movie, my bet would be on "suck". Sadly, I've heard there are some plans of making one. :(
Posted: 11/8/2004 3:48 PM
Quote
Blechy
Former player
Joined: 6/27/2004
Posts: 550
Location: New York
I think jean claude van damme should be samus.
Posted: 11/8/2004 4:00 PM
Quote
Truncated
Editor, Reviewer, Experienced player (969)
Joined: 4/17/2004
Posts: 3107
Location: Sweden
Arcade TAS of 2023 Sega TASer of 2021 Sega TAS of 2021
Yeah. Everytime there's a movie, Jean Claude has to play SOMEONE, right?
Posted: 11/8/2004 4:41 PM
Quote
Mazzic
Joined: 8/31/2004
Posts: 298
Location: Falun, Sweden
Well, couldn't he play Ridley insted? Samus is a girl, remember? Though I'd like too se him as Alucard in a Symphony of the Night movie.
Bein' away for like five years, and not a single new post in the ZSNES forum... :'-(
Posted: 11/8/2004 5:17 PM
Quote
Blechy
Former player
Joined: 6/27/2004
Posts: 550
Location: New York
I'd like him to play all three.
Posted: 11/8/2004 8:49 PM
Quote
MahaTmA
Joined: 3/8/2004
Posts: 185
Location: Denmark
I actually quite fancied the animated version of Street Fighter. Then again, I wear a pink shirt sometimes... Eh... Ignore that comment. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114563/
"We observe the behaviour of simple folk, and derive pleasure from their defects." -Aristotle - Book of Humour
Posted: 11/8/2004 8:59 PM
Quote
feitclub
Former player
Joined: 3/13/2004
Posts: 1118
Location: Kansai, JAPAN
The animated Street Fighter movie kicks ass. We're laughing at the live-action American movie, which if I could erase from my memory, I would.
Do Not Talk About Feitclub http://www.feitclub.com
Posted: 11/8/2004 9:57 PM
Quote
Booda
Joined: 4/26/2004
Posts: 149
A Metroid movie would hands-down suck, because whoever writes it would forget about making it kickass action sci-fi adventure and say, [in a mocking, stupid voice] "duhr, this doesn't have enough story. I'll add some characters! Huh huh!" And the characters will all be pointless and unnecessary and probably irritating even to people who have never played the game before. Oh, and you know how Samus is a bounty hunter and she took on the Space Pirates because she was hired to? Nice and straight-forward, right? Forget about that. There will be a whole new story that is much more convoluted and will somehow involve Samus's origin and people who never existed before but were added in to give more "depth" to the story. Action sequences? Nevermind that. We'll turn Metroid into a suspense/thriller, with few action scenes and lots of implied danger. You know, a half-lit cavern with some background noise like dripping water and music that only consists of two or three very slow notes. Dunnn, duunnn, DUUUNNNN!!! And instead of fighting like they hate every cell of each others' existence in an awesome battle sequence, Samus will kill Ridley by causing a computer to overload and he will be killed in the resulting explosion.
Posted: 11/8/2004 10:06 PM
Quote
Kyrsimys
Former player
Joined: 4/16/2004
Posts: 1286
Location: Finland
..or will he? Metroid 2: The Return of Ridley coming soon! Starring: Tori Spelling as Samus and Pierce Brosnan as her lover (who in the beginning of the movie gets killed by Ridley in front of Samus, which of course causes Samus to go after Ridley).
Posted: 11/8/2004 10:40 PM
Quote
air__devil
Joined: 8/1/2004
Posts: 162
Blechy wrote:
I think jean claude van damme should be samus.
You are a genius, Blechy!
Love, Ev
Posted: 11/9/2004 1:08 AM
Quote
Booda
Joined: 4/26/2004
Posts: 149
Oh, of course! How could I forget the love scenes? Samus shares a passionate kiss with her space lover... just because! Not because it enhances the story or sets the mood or anything like that. Just because. In that same vein, we must also include a gratuitous rear shot of Samus in her panties. It'd take real writing talent to work these things into a story about killing aliens. Instead, we'll just have them be flashbacks that Samus remembers while destroying some random monster. "This Geemer has blue eyes. Just like my lover. I remember him..."
Posted: 11/9/2004 1:36 AM
Quote
Josh_the_FunkDOC
Former player
Joined: 3/13/2004
Posts: 706
Location: Elyria/Oberlin, OH
Isn't Samus something like 6'4 and almost 200 pounds? No way they'd cast anyone even close to that. Yes, indeed, this movie would suck. And not in a good way... -Josh
but then you take my 75 perchance chance of winning, if we was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 and two-thirds ch...percents...i got a 141 and two-thirds chance of winning at sacrifice
Posted: 11/9/2004 3:43 AM
Quote
Boco
Former player
Joined: 3/30/2004
Posts: 1354
Location: Heather's imagination
Booda wrote:
A Metroid movie would hands-down suck, because whoever writes it would forget about making it kickass action sci-fi adventure
Metroid is sci-fi horror. Like Alien & Aliens.
Josh the FunkDOC wrote:
Isn't Samus something like 6'4 and almost 200 pounds? No way they'd cast anyone even close to that.
6'3 and 193 lbs, while in her suit.
someone is out there who will like you. take off your mask so they can find you faster. I support the new Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-kun.
Posted: 11/9/2004 4:28 AM
Quote
air__devil
Joined: 8/1/2004
Posts: 162
Booda wrote:
In that same vein, we must also include a gratuitous rear shot of Samus in her panties.
Panties nothing. We all know it would be spandex with no underwear at all. EDIT: Like Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment.
Love, Ev
Posted: 11/9/2004 4:40 AM
Quote
Booda
Joined: 4/26/2004
Posts: 149
Boco wrote:
Metroid is sci-fi horror. Like Alien & Aliens.
I don't know about the label "sci-fi horror," but I do agree it should be like Aliens. But not like Alien Resurrection.
Posted: 11/9/2004 5:07 AM
Quote
Boco
Former player
Joined: 3/30/2004
Posts: 1354
Location: Heather's imagination
Play Metroid 2 and 4 and then tell me the genre isn't horror.
someone is out there who will like you. take off your mask so they can find you faster. I support the new Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-kun.
Posted: 11/9/2004 5:13 AM
Quote
Booda
Joined: 4/26/2004
Posts: 149
I played 4. I was disgusted, but not horrified.
Posted: 11/9/2004 5:18 AM
Quote
Boco
Former player
Joined: 3/30/2004
Posts: 1354
Location: Heather's imagination
...yeah, its linearity and lack of diverse enemies was disappointing. But it was horror. Oh, I found the correct measurements. In the suit she's 183cm (6 foot) and 91kg (200 lbs), and out of it she's 163cm (5'4) and 50kg (110 lbs).
someone is out there who will like you. take off your mask so they can find you faster. I support the new Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-kun.
Posted: 11/9/2004 5:37 AM
Quote
air__devil
Joined: 8/1/2004
Posts: 162
Wow. Samus is tiny!
Love, Ev
Posted: 11/9/2004 5:46 AM
Quote
Josh_the_FunkDOC
Former player
Joined: 3/13/2004
Posts: 706
Location: Elyria/Oberlin, OH
Damn, and I really thought for a second that a game would finally have a woman who actually LOOKS like she could fight as a heroine... Ah well. -Josh
but then you take my 75 perchance chance of winning, if we was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 and two-thirds ch...percents...i got a 141 and two-thirds chance of winning at sacrifice
Posted: 11/9/2004 4:21 PM
Quote
Mazzic
Joined: 8/31/2004
Posts: 298
Location: Falun, Sweden
Well, if there will become a Metroid movie I'd like too see a real killer mania. Kill kill kill!!! Mowahahaha! Like in Starship tropers, but with only one person and all the time. Now THAT would be something.
Bein' away for like five years, and not a single new post in the ZSNES forum... :'-(
Posted: 11/11/2004 9:52 PM
Quote
Avin
Joined: 9/29/2004
Posts: 39
I know it was horrible, but what about Wing Commander? Wasn't that a video game that turned into a movie?
1 2 3