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Posted: 11/27/2012 10:18 PM
Post subject: TASing jokes
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JWinslow23
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Don't TAS me, bro! Can people think of others? How about my signature?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Posted: 11/27/2012 11:11 PM
Post subject: Re: TASing jokes
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Abahbob
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JWinslow23 wrote:
Don't TAS me, bro! How about my signature?
Neither of those are very funny.
IronSlayer wrote:
Your counterargument would be like me saying that the Earth is round and then you telling me that I need to show it's flat so I can "prove us all wrong".
Seems legit.
Posted: 11/27/2012 11:46 PM
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JWinslow23
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TASing ain't funny anyways, what's your point?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Posted: 11/28/2012 12:02 AM
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dwangoAC
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There was a Red Dwarf episode where everything in the world was going in reverse (kind of like rewinding in a TAS). There's a poor quality capture of it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw If you've never seen it it's worth watching. Also, here's another higher quality portion of the reverse episode, in reverse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8jxmkgBgtU It's not exactly relevant but it's the closest I could get. :) A.C. ******
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Posted: 11/28/2012 12:12 AM
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jlun2
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JWinslow23 wrote:
TASing ain't funny anyways, what's your point?
Title wrote:
TASing jokes
Hm...
LLCoolDave wrote:
This seems to be competing for the "Worst looking TAS of 2011" Award.
Posted: 11/28/2012 12:25 AM
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Pokemon Yellow. Pokemon Yellow who? Pokemmmmmmmmmm20398ad90d98d0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 cd04 0502 0404 2015 21f0 7f11 9f3e 3e77 77bf df3e 3e77 77ff ff3a b71f fa28 fffe 0420 32af 1fff bbcd d100 f1e1 23c3 fd00 a221 af14 a532 fd14 0077 21dd 1300 7edd cd04 09d2 34fd dd00 2021 dd13 047e d2cd fd09 0034 21dd 1340 7edd cd04 09d2 fdaf 0077 013e a532 dd14 6021 dd13 047e 7fcd fd0a 0034 21dd 1380 7edd cd04 0a7f fdaf 0077 013e a632 dd14 4021 dd14 037e 20b7 dd06 047e 7fcd fd0a 0034 21dd 1460 7edd b703 0620 7edd cd04 0a7f e5c9 21d5 1ffd e67e 770f b2c3 0100 0100 d5e5 ac21 7e14
Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
Posted: 11/28/2012 1:26 AM
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STBM
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goldfish > That one is very good lol
Posted: 11/28/2012 4:51 AM
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Goldfish basically that to me was SUDDENLY BALLOONS and PONIES due to the random code then just that happening
WebNations/Sabih wrote:
+fsvgm777 never censoring anything.
Disables Comments and Ratings for the YouTube account. Something better for yourself and also others.
Posted: 11/28/2012 8:58 AM
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Warp
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So, two TASers walk into a bar, and...
Posted: 11/28/2012 12:04 PM
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Two TASers walk into a bar. The second one reloads from a save state and luck manipulates the bar out of his way. The first TASer is pissed since his 'walks into all bars 100%' run just got ruined. The bartender asks them, <cutscene>
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Posted: 11/28/2012 2:43 PM
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ElectroSpecter
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Well, since these don't have to be funny, how about a horrible pun? What do you call Satan when he uses save states and luck manipulation to achieve his goals of bringing the population of Australia to Hell? The TASmanian Devil.
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Posted: 11/28/2012 2:44 PM
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Warp
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How many TASers do you need to change a lightbulb?
Posted: 11/28/2012 2:47 PM
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Nach
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Warp wrote:
How many TASers do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, the Lua script running in the background prevents the lightbulb from ever needing a change.
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Posted: 11/28/2012 2:49 PM
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ElectroSpecter
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Warp wrote:
How many TASers do you need to change a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, since everyone will vote no for poor goal choice?
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Posted: 11/28/2012 2:51 PM
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Warp
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Why did the TASer cross the road?
Posted: 11/28/2012 2:52 PM
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Nach
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Warp wrote:
Why did the TASer cross the road?
To set up a long chain of events which causes a cow to fall off a cliff, a mouse to be abducted by aliens, all culminating in the princess standing on the other side which looks a lot like the side you started on. The kingdom is saved! Press B for a harder quest.
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Posted: 11/28/2012 6:41 PM
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CoolKirby
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Warp wrote:
Why did the TASer cross the road?
To cycle the RNG?
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:18 PM
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JWinslow23
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Warp wrote:
How many TASers do you need to change a lightbulb?
One, but it will only get accepted into the vault, if anything.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:19 PM
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scrimpeh
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This thread might have more merit if there were actually jokes here.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:22 PM
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JWinslow23
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scrimpeh wrote:
This thread might have more merit if there were actually jokes here.
There are! Just bad ones, though. The Pokemon Yellow one has potential, though! Oh, and why is Mario's hat red? So you can tell him apart from a hippopotamus!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:27 PM
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Warp
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Ok, maybe we should start adapting existing, but less known jokes to TASing. Like for example: "My wife told me that either I stop making tool-assisted speedruns, or she will leave me." "But that's terrible!" "Indeed. I will miss my wife quite a lot."
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:30 PM
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scrimpeh
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Warp wrote:
Ok, maybe we should start adapting existing, but less known jokes to TASing. Like for example: "My wife told me that either I stop making tool-assisted speedruns, or she will leave me." "But that's terrible!" "Indeed. I will miss my wife quite a lot."
That's a better approach, but the best jokes would work only with the subject matter. Cut and paste jokes will only get us so far as well.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:37 PM
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JWinslow23
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What takes more work than a Super Mario 64 "120 Stars" TAS? TWO Super Mario 64 "120 Stars" TASes!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:39 PM
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p4wn3r
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scrimpeh wrote:
That's a better approach, but the best jokes would work only with the subject matter. Cut and paste jokes will only get us so far as well.
Or we could just make fan TAStic puns.
Posted: 11/28/2012 7:39 PM
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jlun2
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JWinslow23 wrote:
What takes more work than a Super Mario 64 "120 Stars" TAS? TWO Super Mario 64 "120 Stars" TASes!
This "joke" makes as much sense as your other joke about mario being a hippo. Besides, clearly 2 TAS's takes more effort than one. Wait, you haven't even done one serious one to know.
LLCoolDave wrote:
This seems to be competing for the "Worst looking TAS of 2011" Award.
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