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Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind. If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya but nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now

Kick! Punch! Chop! Block!

Once more now

Kick! Punch! Chop! and Block! Kick! Punch! Chop! Block! Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky, We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck! Jump! Turn! Pose! Duck! Jump! Turn! Pose! Listen carefully Jump! Pose! Duck! and Turn! Jump! Pose! Duck! Turn! Hm, yeah, I see you're getting better. Kick to the limit in order to get her now Kick, punch. Chop, block. Chop, kick. Punch, block. Kick, punch. Chop, block. Chop, kick. Punch, block. It's gonna get harder now Duck and Jump. Turn and pose. Duck and turn. Jump and pose. Duck! Jump! Turn! Pose! Duck! Turn! Jump! Pose! Come on now, why don't you follow my words because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first. I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be the man with the master plan Are you the man now? Kick, punch, block. Chop, kick, block. Block, turn, and kick it. Block, duck, punch Duck, duck, turn Jump, kick, chop Punch, punch, punch. Kick, punch, block. Chop, kick, block. Block, turn, kick. Block, duck, punch Duck, duck, turn Jump, kick, chop Punch, punch, punch. That's it for today.

Alright, we're here, just sittin' in the car. I want you to show me if you can get far. Step on the gas! (Step on the gas?) Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes?) Now step on the gas! (Step on the gas?) When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam! No pause in between, come on, let's jam! Step on the gas! (Step on the gas!) Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes!) Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes!) Step on the gas! (Step on the gas!) I'm glad you know which way to go, but it ain't gonna stop me, here we go. Check and turn the signals to the right! (Check and turn the signals to the right!) Now turn to the right! (Now turn to the right!) Check and turn the signals to the left! (Check and turn the signals to the left!) Now turn to the left! (Now turn to the left!) Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car! We got an emergency, can't you see? Do you know why we stopped the car? (Do I know why we stopped the car?) Guess... (Guess?) What... (What?) Do you know why we stopped the car? (Do I know why we stopped the car?) Guess... (Guess?) What... (What?) I forgot to close the door. (You forgot to close the door) Now just don't forget This ain't kung fu, come on again!

Check and turn the signals to the right! (Check and turn the signals to the right!) Step on the gas now turn to the right! (Step on the gas now turn to the right!) Check and turn the signals to the left! (Check and turn the signals to the left!) Step on the gas now turn to the left! (Step on the gas now turn to the left!) Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes!) Do you know why we stopped the car again? (Do I know why we stopped the car again?)

Raahr. Reebit.

I'm workin' in the flea market so early,

I've been working here ever since my mama was a baby.

Just because the rhythm is slow,

that don't mean that you can't flow.

In the rain or in the snow,

Got the got the funky flow.

2x

All you ever need is to be nice and friendly.

2x

Remember, strike it rich the key is love.

Save everybody from way up above.

I can sell a bottle cap like this, (I will try to sell a cap like this,)

2x

I never dreamed it would be like this,

I am the number one ruler of the seven seas.

The skunk over here will bring you luck,

The pump over here comes with a truck,

Oh yes, I had a lot of lot of fun,

I made a lot of bucks and now I'm on the run.

In the rain or in the snow,

Got the funky funky flow.

2x

Ha ha ha, let me tell you something that I never tell you before.

Listen this!

I have never sold everything, everything,

You have never sold everything, everything,

Money, money, money, is all you need.

2x

Every single day, stress comes in every way, I ain't got no time for nobody. My style is rich, dope phat in which. We'll make a cake today that looks rich! Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl. M.I.X the flour into the bowl.

Bakin' a cake, yes, means you gotta try. I'm doing this for years but don't ask me why. Butter butter butter joins the bowl. We're makin' us a cake that you never seen before. Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll. Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my (your) soul.

The other day I was called a little turkey But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky! Put the cake in the oven for a while. Leave it there, come on, clean the pile. Here, I got a little sample. (Here, I don't have a sample.) Cause ample time's just what we don't have. (Cause money and time's just what we don't have.)

A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound. The cake is done while we were sitting around. All we gotta do is apply the final touches. Take out the shrimp(s), the clam and the perches. The perch goes here, the clam goes there, The little tiny shrimps just go everywhere! Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle. Seafood cake comes just like the riddle.

Chop Chop Master Onion: I need to go just as bad as you. What I had this morning I don't even want to say to you. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door. Or, I will fall to the floor. 2x Hatatatatatatatatatatatah.

Instructor Mooselini: U, uh, u, uh. No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left?. 2x OK, OK. You win.

Prince Fleaswallow: Ribit, ribit, I can't hold it. The last toilet with me (on me,) I've already sold it. In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go. The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare! 2x Ah...A me lose you know, I'm outta here!

Cheap Cheap: Walk The Walk (Even If You Can't Just Talk)|Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk] (bawk)!!!! I got a call. I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written. Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! 2x

Yo yo yo! Check this out!

It's party time!! Party time! In the house!

Everybody, I'm wondering how you're feeling out there!

Are you feeling good?

We're gonna put on a show out there for everybody.

Check this out!

Somebody say ho!

Ho

Say ho! ho!

Ho Ho

Say ho! ho! ho!

Ho Ho Ho

Now scream!

Everybody say ho!

Ho

Say ho! ho!

Ho Ho

Say ho! ho! ho!

Ho Ho Ho

Now scream!

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta redeem!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta relieve!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta receive!)

You gotta do what? You gotta do what? (I gotta BELIEVE!!)

Hey yo everybody, just check out the way I live everybody!

(Yo yo everybody. It's the time you've been waiting for, here's the party!)

O, oh! O, oh! Here comes the dude, and now he's running up and down the street with the juice!

(Sunny's my life, She's like a dice, I cannot tell which way she'll turn till I spice!)

Whatever trouble he's in, he just gets up and begins, it ain't a problem for the man.

(But I went through it like that, because I want it like that, no other difference, is the fact!)

You gotta do what!? (I gotta redeem!)

You sure about that!? (I gotta relieve!)

You gotta do what!? (I gotta receive!)

But most important, (I gotta BELIEVE!!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta redeem!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta relieve!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta receive!)

You gotta do what? You gotta do what? (I gotta BELIEVE!!)

H to the E to the R to the O, and here comes your hero HO! Here we go!

(P to the A to the R to the A, PaRappa's the name I rap everyday!)

Now it's time for the ruff phat night, now let's all pump up the night!

(Breakin' out was the name of the game for me, you, you, you, and you!)

What's his name? He grew up in this town. Check this out come on and bring it down!

(Kick punch chop, I got the funky flow, M.I.X the flour into the bowl!)

You gotta do what!? (I gotta redeem!)

You sure about that!? (I gotta relieve!)

You gotta do what!? (I gotta receive!)

But most important, (I gotta BELIEVE!!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta redeem!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta relieve!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta receive!)

You gotta do what? You gotta do what? (I gotta BELIEVE!!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta redeem!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta relieve!)

Whatcha gonna do when they come? (I gotta receive!)

You gotta do what? You gotta do what?

Somebody say ho!

Ho

Say ho! ho!

Ho Ho

Say ho! ho! ho!

Ho Ho Ho

Now scream!

Everybody say ho!

Ho

Say ho! ho!

Ho Ho

Say ho! ho! ho!

Ho Ho Ho

Now screeeeam!

Samsara: first, stop calling me a ho

second, u TASin' AWFUL!

Samsara: Aw, here it goes (this one may be transferred to another judge).

Samsara: Hi, hello, this is a weird one to judge. It's technically entertainment-focused but isn't getting good enough feedback to make Moons, doesn't go for max score, and due to the nature of the game it's also a toss-up as to whether or not it's non-trivial enough to even be published under our current ruleset. Given that there are more things that can be done for entertainment, I feel like a newer movie should be the one to challenge the site rules, so in the meantime, I'm rejecting this for poor feedback on an un-Vaultable run.