Topic by arkiandruski

Posted: 4/15/2007 8:05 PM

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arkiandruski

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I think "dyslexics untie" is a better variation on that. Shorter, so it has more punch. It's almost like one of my favorite jokes. How many dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?

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Posted: 4/15/2007 8:07 PM

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moozooh

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arkiandruski wrote:

How many dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?

Oen?

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Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.

Posted: 4/15/2007 8:10 PM

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arkiandruski

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The fake answer I usually use is "neo" because I can actually say that out loud.

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Posted: 4/17/2007 6:27 PM

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mmbossman

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arkiandruski wrote:

The fake answer I usually use is "neo" because I can actually say that out loud.

Eno is hard to say?

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Posted: 4/17/2007 6:34 PM

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moozooh

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What about "noe"?

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Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.

Posted: 4/17/2007 7:14 PM

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Deep_Loner

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arkiandruski wrote:

How many dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?

NAY number! ; )

Posted: 4/17/2007 9:01 PM

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arkiandruski

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"eno" would work. "Noe" can't be differentiated from "no", I think. Not that it mattters because most of the time I want peopl to get the joke in the question.

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Posted: 4/26/2007 3:22 PM

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We had a sex ed class in school, and there was a question box. One of the questions in the box was "If you don't have a condom, can you use a dorito bag?" No, really. It specifically said "dorito bag".

Posted: 6/21/2007 3:29 PM

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Chamale

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I've been recording funny quotes on the back 2 pages of my yearbook. Rridgway has a page reserved for him. Here are some of the best: "Damn those Spainians!" - Gina "The rabbits are breeding like aphids" - Locke "You're wasting my ear capacity" - Austin And now, the Rridgway quotes: "HSE - Human Cow Disease" "Communismistism is bad" "8 plus 13 is not 21" "Newborn penguins are in their birthday SUIT" "Heehee. Mud spelled backwards is Dum" "If you make an anagram of Meng, it's almost Megan" And, my personal favourite: "To laugh at your home country, you have to be Scottish". A bit of context. Rridgway is Scottish, and I was lightheartedly joking about Scotland, and he meant to say "To laugh at my home country" but...

Posted: 6/22/2007 6:20 PM

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Rridgway

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For some of those: you need to know the context. for the 8+13 one, i was saying that perplexed because a guy in my class had written that 8+13 is not 21 on his test.

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Posted: 6/22/2007 7:07 PM

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Zurreco

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Rridgway wrote:

For some of those: you need to know the context. for the 8+13 one, i was saying that perplexed because a guy in my class had written that 8+13 is not 21 on his test.

Oh ok. I guess that makes it funny now...

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Posted: 6/22/2007 7:49 PM

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JXQ

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Rridgway wrote:

a guy in my class had written that 8+13 is not 21 on his test.

Sounds like quality Canadian A+ work! (85%)

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Posted: 6/22/2007 9:02 PM

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primorial_soup

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Chamale wrote:

"You're wasting my ear capacity" - Austin

I might begin using this.

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Posted: 6/23/2007 12:04 AM

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Rridgway

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I hear you. I hear you. By the way, about this one: To laugh at your home country, you have to be Scottish. I was talking about his home country.

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Posted: 6/23/2007 3:51 AM

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Chamale

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NO! You were definitely saying it in a third person, not second person, context.

Posted: 6/23/2007 3:54 AM

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JXQ

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Can't you two talk about stupid shit like this when you are in person instead of on an internet forum, especially considering the fact that it doesn't concern anyone but the two of you?

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Posted: 6/23/2007 11:39 AM

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8 year olds don't know AIM.

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Posted: 6/23/2007 2:54 PM

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Swedishmartin

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Chamale wrote:

Haw haw haw aint these fuh-nee

Screw you and your crap "Robbie-isms"! I can't understand how any of these are, or can potentially be, funny. Also, stop bickering about who said what. Sit down and shut up, both of you.

Posted: 6/25/2007 2:04 PM

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Rridgway

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George W. Bush "Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I'd like for you to pray for." "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." "They misunderestimated me." "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

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Posted: 6/25/2007 2:08 PM

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Raiscan

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Please, keep pasting large amounts of text here instead of giving links to larger repositories of quotes, we enjoy being slaves to your postings without having a look at the source ourselves! Also, I find these Robbie-isms hilariously funny! Please keep posting! Note that the above post was complete sarcasm as denoted by the giant sniffit. Thanks for reading.

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Posted: 6/25/2007 2:19 PM

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moozooh

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Rridgway wrote:

Please, no bush jokes.

Rridgway wrote:

George W. Bush […]

How very consistent of you. Unless you were going to reserve them for yourself to paste.

Warp wrote:

Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.

Posted: 6/25/2007 2:21 PM

Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations

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JXQ

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Rridgway wrote:

Has anyone heard any obseemly stupid sentence. please share it with the rest of us. Please, no bush jokes.

I think this thread has Down Syndrome. Edit: moozooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you post stealer. Stop being so obseemly stupid.

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Posted: 6/25/2007 2:22 PM

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Dromiceius

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SwedishMartin wrote:

Screw you and your crap "Robbie-isms"! I can't understand how any of these are, or can potentially be, funny. Also, stop bickering about who said what. Sit down and shut up, both of you.

This is easily the funniest thing I've read in a week.

Posted: 11/16/2007 1:13 PM

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<JXQ> I have so many (E) roms, back when I thought (E) stood for English <Cardboard> :D <adelikat> LOL <adelikat> and U stood for? <JXQ> I dont know, Uganda? <Cardboard> LOL <adelikat> XD <JXQ> what am I, a geographist?

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Posted: 11/16/2007 6:57 PM

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Chamale

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Some weird headlines: "Boy fatally dies in fire" "Doctor testifies in horse suit" "Prostitutes appeal to Pope" "Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing" "Miners refuse to work after death" "Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say" There's a good list here.