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Post subject: You know you _____ too much when ______
Chamale
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Just a random game, fill in the blanks. I'll go first: You know you play tetris too much when you play mentally with the city skyline.
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You know you've played too much Quake 3 when you see someone wearing a green shirt and you think "what team is he on?"
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You know you post too much when you continue to make shitty Off Topic threads.
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You know you've been in Japan too long when you stop mentally converting all the prices to dollars.
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You know you have a bad sense of humor when you can't make a sentence like this funny.
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You know you have played megaman too much when you get your head stuck into ceilings more than usual
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You know you have a bad sense of humor when you try to make a sentence like this funny.
Zoey Ridin' High <Fabian_> I prett much never drunk
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You know you watch too much Star Trek when you know enough about their advanced technology to be able to take over the universe, were it (the technology) available.
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You know you use cheat search and emulators too often when you try and restore a safestate of your life.
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You know you have been writing too many "you know you have ... too much when" sentences when you write a meta-referencing recursive one.
Chamale
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You know you go to the arcade too much when the staff tells you if a high score has been beaten(Truth).
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You know you've been using the fast forward key in emulators too often when you're installing an application and hitting your usual fast forward hotkey and wondering why it's not working.
Warning: Opinions expressed by Nach or others in this post do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions, or position of Nach himself on the matter(s) being discussed therein.
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On more than one ocassion, while watching an emulator movie avi on VLC, I have pressed comma to turn on input display, and tab to fast forward. :( edited for horrible grammar/spelling which was quoted by fabian below :(
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DK64_MASTER wrote:
On more that on ocassion, while watching an emulator movie avi on VLC, I have pressed comma to turn on frame display, and tab to fast forward. :(
Yeah I do it with SMW avis all the time.
Zoey Ridin' High <Fabian_> I prett much never drunk
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You know you TAS too much when you're driving in real life and come up to a red light, and the thought occurs that you should see if you can drive right across without being hit by another car. If you crashed, you'd just reload and find the correct frame.
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You know you X to much when you Y
Agare Bagare Kopparslagare
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You know you watch too many TASes when you're watching a beautiful sunset... trying to observe the exact frame when the last pixel of the sun goes below the horizon.
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...or when you start trying to "optimize" breakfast.
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Blublu wrote:
You know you TAS too much when you're driving in real life and come up to a red light, and the thought occurs that you should see if you can drive right across without being hit by another car. If you crashed, you'd just reload and find the correct frame.
You know you think in TAS tense too much when you want to optimize all your movements, i.e. walk the straightest route, comparing whether stairs or lift will be faster, considering the time waited for the lift, time spent opening the stairwell doors, … changing facing pre-emptively when turning, experimenting with moving in counterintuitive ways (such as the Michael Jackson door opening style), reaching your hand to daily items abnormally fast because normal movement just is quite sloppy, optimizing with which limb to open or close the fridge door when you are handling other items at the same time, etc. Yeah, I do all that.
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Bisqwit wrote:
Blublu wrote:
You know you TAS too much when you're driving in real life and come up to a red light, and the thought occurs that you should see if you can drive right across without being hit by another car. If you crashed, you'd just reload and find the correct frame.
You know you think in TAS tense too much when you want to optimize all your movements, i.e. walk the straightest route, comparing whether stairs or lift will be faster, considering the time waited for the lift, time spent opening the stairwell doors, … changing facing pre-emptively when turning, experimenting with moving in counterintuitive ways (such as the Michael Jackson door opening style), reaching your hand to daily items abnormally fast because normal movement just is quite sloppy, optimizing with which limb to open or close the fridge door when you are handling other items at the same time, etc. Yeah, I do all that.
This is scary, but I do all that stuff too, actually. I mean, who doesn't want to minimize the time it takes to get to school/work or go shopping?
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A recent example, I was walking in a tunnel (view) that goes under the railway. The tunnel curves slightly towards the left. Normally you'd keep an equal distance to the side walls of the tunnel, meaning that your route forms a curved line in relation to the map. But obviously, you want to aim towards the closest point in the exit that is in line with your destination path, to minimize needless energy spent. So to do that, you must approach the left wall in the first half of the tunnel, and again approach the center at the second half of the tunnel. However, the first half of the tunnel is a downhill, and the second half of the tunnel is almost flat. What works in 2D does not necessarily work in 3D. You must consider that the slightly diagonal surface (downhill) of the first part of the tunnel is longer than it appears, because of the hill. So do you need to converge more, or less, to spend least energy? Keep in mind that in a downhill, the gravity assists you so less energy is consumed even if you walk a longer route. But oh no, in front of you, there are two persons who are directly in line with your "optimal" path, and they're walking slower than you are. So what do you do? Do you pass them by the left side, or by the right side? Furthermore, when is the optimal moment to pass them? You can control the moment by speeding up your pace a bit and slowing down it after passing, so you maintain the same average energy consumption. If you're going to lengthen your route to pass them, you'd probably pass them in the downhill, because it costs less energy to speed up your pace in a downhill than it does in the flat part. Yes, I was really thinking all of that in the moment.
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Bisqwit wrote:
But oh no, in front of you, there are two persons who are directly in line with your "optimal" path, and they're walking slower than you are. So what do you do? Do you pass them by the left side, or by the right side? Furthermore, when is the optimal moment to pass them? Maybe you'll speed up your pace a bit and slow down it after passing, so you maintain the same average energy consumption.
I think the best way to deal with that scenario is to yell to them to get out of the way. They'll probably think you're either crazy or in a big hurry. Either way, they'll probably move out of the way, making the way clear for you. :) And if they don't move, you might want to try yelling at them at different times to manipulate luck. Sooner or later they'll have to move. ;)
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You know you use too many savestates when you actually consider pressing F5 before crossing a street or doing something dangerous. For real. Yesterday I was having trouble "selecting" an item in my closet, because it was dark and I couldn't grab it. It was as if it wasn't enabled for selecting.
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Randil wrote:
I think the best way to deal with that scenario is to yell to them to get out of the way. They'll probably think you're either crazy or in a big hurry. Either way, they'll probably move out of the way, making the way clear for you. :) And if they don't move, you might want to try yelling at them at different times to manipulate luck. Sooner or later they'll have to move. ;)
Yeah, it'd be something like "hey get out of the way your blocking my optimal path. You're gonna cost me like 20 frames if you don't move" Actually I've been doing stuff like this (not the screaming part) for a long time. Usually for stuff you have done many time before like walking a certain path to somewhere or making breakfast.
Agare Bagare Kopparslagare
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Cpadolf wrote:
Usually for stuff you have done many time before like walking a certain path to somewhere or making breakfast.
Apparently, chronic oversleeping taught me a lot about optimization back in my school days. >_>
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Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.
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