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SUPER MARIO BROTHERS DONE IN FIVE SECONDS! Yeah, that's right. Bag Of Magic Food pointed me in the direction of a video done by a Brazilian kid showing off this trick; I decided to optimize it with tool assistance.
This movie was two and a half years in the making. Please respect. :(
  • Manipulates luck
  • Abuses errors in programming
  • Uses death as a shortcut
  • Made for April Fool's Day
Bisqwit: Rejected! It is not as fast as possible. You could shorten it by several frames and still it would achieve its goal -- even considering the different rule systems.
Another thing is of course that its goal is not supported here on this site.

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Posted: 4/1/2008 3:15 AM
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TASVideoAgent
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #1905: Ferret_Warlord's NES Super Mario Bros. "fastest death" in 00:05.35
Posted: 4/1/2008 3:18 AM
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RT-55J
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This is getting out of hand...
Nach wrote:
I also used to wake up every morning, open my curtains, and see the twin towers. And then one day, wasn't able to anymore, I'll never forget that.
Posted: 4/1/2008 3:06 PM
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Twelvepack
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I cant believe I downloaded that
Has never colored a dinosaur.
Posted: 5/5/2008 3:15 AM
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arflech
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Someone should make a site devoted to tool-assisted deaths.
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Posted: 5/25/2008 3:00 AM
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HappyLee
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Joined: 12/23/2007
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NES TASer of 2012
What the hell it is!!!
Recent projects: SMB warpless TAS (2018), SMB warpless walkathon (2019), SMB something never done before (2019), Extra Mario Bros. (best ending) (2020).
Posted: 5/25/2008 4:00 AM
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Twelvepack
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Supposed to be the fastest possible death. It cold be faster, but the point is that its just plain silly either way.
Has never colored a dinosaur.
Posted: 7/11/2011 7:41 PM
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TASVideosGrue
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om, nom, nom... blech, stale!