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Someone lock this topic. I regret ever making it.
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What's wrong with this topic? There's nothing wrong with it, that's what.
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Let's let Kreacher do the talking: "Tearing apart my beloved franchise like a Kneazle on the sidewalk, befouling the books of my brothers, oh my poor mistress, what would she say if she knew, oh yes, she wouldn't be happy at all, would she, knowing what they were doing to her two decades of work?" Okay, Kreacher tends to exaggerate, but you get the point. This series was not meant to be picked apart and analyzed, simply a good story with good writing and a Dickensian amount of coincidence. As hypocritical as this may sound coming from me, I've come to realize over the past few days that analyzing every aspect of the series does not do the series justice. Frankly, I'd gladly suspend all disbelief just to enjoy the books without picking them apart. And isn't that what any medium is meant to do at its core: entertain? Thus, my reasons for requesting a lock.
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theenglishman wrote:
Okay, Kreacher tends to exaggerate, but you get the point. This series was not meant to be picked apart and analyzed, simply a good story with good writing and a Dickensian amount of coincidence.
A story is supposed to be cohesive. Good story yes. Good writing? Definitely not.
theenglishman wrote:
As hypocritical as this may sound coming from me, I've come to realize over the past few days that analyzing every aspect of the series does not do the series justice.
The series doesn't do itself justice.
theenglishman wrote:
Frankly, I'd gladly suspend all disbelief just to enjoy the books without picking them apart. And isn't that what any medium is meant to do at its core: entertain?
As entertaining as it is, it's not mindless drivel focused entertainment. This isn't some beat 'em up, there's a story, and as such, it should make some sense. I don't mind that it never explained how to make a marauder's map, or even anything remotely like that. But it'd be nice if the books never contradicted itself. Also, it wouldn't be that hard to rewrite parts here and there to flow properly. This last book also reeks of not having enough editing. You brought up this story which you loved, and when people show it's problematic, you want it locked because people don't agree with you. Truth is, from a literary standpoint, this last book sucked, and was a let down to anyone who expected otherwise. If you ignore details and specifics, then yes it was a good story, kind of like an action movie which has some kind of plot which seems to make sense on the surface but not much deeper than that. I don't think anyone would mind so much if it didn't try to make sense most of the time.
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I just wanted to rant a little, I understand the book has plot holes, but it's a book. I mean come on, humans make mistakes, but overall the books are a worldwide hit. I remember my childhood dreams... I used to want to be able to do spells and stuff. I didn't think of explaining details. You have to remember that while writing a seven book series, you have to keep it going. Maybe she will release a small book filling in the gaps? Who knows, but who cares... they are books. Enjoy them for what they are worth ($20 US). - okaygo
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I noticed something. In the third book, Voldemort is said to be the most feared dark wizard in the last centry (pages 10-11). By that logic, there was someone much worse 100 years ago. You'd think the MoM would be better prepared for a less evil wizard than the one they had defeated a century ago. The only time progress in the wizarding world is ever mentioned is the "newly developed" wolf-bane potion. Wizards are rather stagnant technologically.
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"In the third book, Voldemort is said to be the most feared dark wizard in the last centry (pages 10-11). By that logic, there was someone much worse 100 years ago." This doesn't necessarily mean there have been "worse" wizards earlier in history. In fact I'm pretty sure it's mentioned in several places throughout the books that Voldemort is the worst one ever. Another mention of magic progress I just thought of is Dumbledore's discovery of the 12 uses for dragon blood in his youth.
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Not to mention that the cleansweeps and nimbuses brooms are far inferior to the firebolt.
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The ending would have been much better if Harry crossed the pieces of his broken wand and yelled something like "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU, VOLDEMORT!"
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But then he'd be CROSSING THE STREAMS, and you can't have that!
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You know, the book also didnt mention how Ron and Hermionie got out of the chamber of secrets. And about Ron learning parseltongue, I thought it was a genetic fluke or something like that. ? I also laughed at the grammatical error that happened just after that.
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Rridgway wrote:
And about Ron learning parseltongue, I thought it was a genetic fluke or something like that.
Ron was just making random hissing noises.
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I also used to wake up every morning, open my curtains, and see the twin towers. And then one day, wasn't able to anymore, I'll never forget that.
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But it worked. If its soooo rare for someone to have, how can you learn it by making random hissing noises?
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I just figured he imitated the noises he heard from Harry.
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Still though, if it can be imitated it can be learned. That makes it pretty unmagical to me.
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From the chat transcript at leaky cauldron:
Delailah: How does dumbledore understand parseltongue? J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore understood Mermish, Gobbledegook and Parseltongue. The man was brilliant.
... so you can assume one can learn parsel just like any other language.
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That's like the old joke: Mary: I adopted a Chinese baby Lucy: You don't speak Chinese, how would it understand you Point being: You can't be born speaking a language. I wonder, a baby was born knowing Parseltongue, could the parents talk to the baby if they also spoke Parseltongue?
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I'll give this thread a bump. Just finished the last book a couple days ago. I felt that, although books 1-6 were suspenseful, book 7 tried to explode my brain with way too much action that doesn't flow well.
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FractalFusion wrote:
I'll give this thread a bump. Just finished the last book a couple days ago. I felt that, although books 1-6 were suspenseful, book 7 tried to explode my brain with way too much action that doesn't flow well.
I think that's part of what makes it awesome! But yeah I think you're probably right, it could probably have worked better to have the plot of book 7 spread out in 6 and 7. Book 6 is probably the slowest one, you could ditch the whole half blood prince subplot and focus on Dumbledore's lessons and having him and Harry start searching for horcruxes and or hallows much earlier in that book so there's no need to rush in number 7. Actually that would be unfair to Snape to skip the half blood prince stuff. Meh I dunno, I just felt book 6 was really slow and book 7 felt too short for everything that's in there.
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So, Dumbledore was gay? So we have homosexuality and magical witchcraft to piss off those fundamentalists?
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I suppose Rowling is thinking that no one can touch her now, as over 90% of the all-time sales will have passed.