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Happy, errm, uhh, May Fools!!! Teblah...
  • Burns the rope and saves us all
  • Manages to beat the whole damn ga-me
  • Ohhh, try aggain!!!
  • beats the world record (pwned)
  • Turns that Grinning colossus into a Butt Faced Moron
  • A Boy and his Torch: Trouble on Castlelonia
  • You managed to read this stupid objectives
  • http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?km4mjq0nzxg <- ROM link (Homebrew game)
How are you gonna spend the rest of this da-ay?
Maybe watch a video, or press refresh to try aggain.
Thank you for reading, now May Fools is an official holiday.
FAFQ: (Fake Asked Fail Questions)
Q: Did you burn the rope? A: No I molested a Virtual Boy. OF COURSE I BURNT THE ROPE.
Q: Did you die of epicness? A: Yes.
Q: How did it feel to beat the world record? A: You're boring me.
Q: You're boring me, so eat your words. A: Worst comeback ever.
Q: Is this Pizza Hut? A: No, this is Patrick.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN TRICKED!!

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Posted: 5/8/2010 12:41 PM
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TASVideoAgent
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #2659: NitroGenesis's DS You Have to Burn the Rope DS in 00:29.60
Posted: 5/8/2010 12:43 PM
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TASVideosGrue
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Posts: 2792
Location: The dark corners of the TASVideos server
om, nom, nom... blech, salty!
Posted: 5/8/2010 12:58 PM
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scrimpeh
Editor, Skilled player (1441)
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 2113
TAS of 2017 First edition TAS of 2017 PSX TAS of 2017
This game sure makes Kaizo and IWBTG look like the easiest games ever made.
Posted: 5/8/2010 1:00 PM
(Edited: 5/8/2010 10:27 PM)
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Flygon
Joined: 11/4/2007
Posts: 1772
Location: Australia, Victoria
That was terrible. It deserves a Yes vote because of the sheer WTF factor of the game... and the fact that the credits theme is somewhat amusing. Optimized screenshot suggested by the speedrunner below, in both full and trimmed (Bottom screen only) form: Archive.org collection / Download (Uploaded there because this encode is impossible to 1-up) Dailymotion YouTube
Posted: 5/8/2010 1:17 PM
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Anavrin
Joined: 8/18/2009
Posts: 47
What is this I don't even... Voting meh, yes because this seem optimal, no because it wasn't really entertaining IMO
Posted: 5/8/2010 4:02 PM
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Sir_VG
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Joined: 10/9/2004
Posts: 1914
Location: Floating Tower
Voting Meh partially because you drove me up the wall with all of those axes, partially because it's not that entertaining, and partially because the credits (the best part) look like crap compared to the original.
Taking over the world, one game at a time. Currently TASing: Nothing
Posted: 5/8/2010 6:20 PM
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Kles
Joined: 7/28/2005
Posts: 339
Voted no; cannot vote for a TAS of a game that spells "colossus" wrong
Posted: 5/8/2010 6:23 PM
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sgrunt
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Joined: 10/28/2007
Posts: 1360
Location: The dark horror in the back of your mind
TAS conditions appear to offer nothing here other than pure speed, and the game doesn't last long enough to make that interesting in the slightest. Also, the game looks hideous. Voting no.
Posted: 5/8/2010 7:12 PM
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FractalFusion
Editor, Expert player (2080)
Joined: 6/15/2005
Posts: 3284
Glitchy TAS of 2013 Gameboy TAS of 2013 PSX TASer of 2010
I never even realized the "credits" existed. That makes it very entertaining! I surmised that someone would submit a TAS of this game sooner or later, though I didn't expect it to be not on April Fools. Voting Yes just because.
Posted: 5/8/2010 7:16 PM
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moozooh
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This game caused a huge controversy when a run of the PC (well, Flash) version was submitted to SDA. Back then I was of the opinion that the game, while a nice and topical joke, sucked horribly. And what a surprise, even on a new platform it still does!
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Posted: 5/8/2010 7:32 PM
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Bamahut
Joined: 5/8/2010
Posts: 177
Location: Entropy
I've never seen a game that stupid, I had to create an account just for this post!
Posted: 5/8/2010 7:34 PM
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DarkKobold
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Joined: 11/15/2004
Posts: 2202
Location: Killjoy
Arcade TASer of 2010 PCE TASer of 2010 Arcade TAS of 2010 Lucky TAS of 2009 Lucky TAS of 2007
Thanks for this, I got a ton of laughs at the credits music.
Sage advice from a friend of Jim: So put your tinfoil hat back in the closet, open your eyes to the truth, and realize that the government is in fact causing austismal cancer with it's 9/11 fluoride vaccinations of your water supply.