Since you guys clearly can't get enough of this game I made this. It beats nitrogenesis's submission by 59 frames and Wak017's non-submitted run by 48 frames (I made the whole run after he posted it in the submission thread and compared my progress to it, so it wasn't done in vain), all from better optimized movement.
Thanks goes to Aqfaq, nitrogenesis and Wak017.
Enjoy!

DarkKobold Really Aglar? Really? ....*sigh*.... Judging.
Flygon: It's 2:31AM and I am adding YouTube modules. Aglar is to blame for my sleep deprevation.

DarkKobold: Replacing submission with one 3 frames faster.


Brandon: Claiming instantly for publication.

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This is a low quality unofficial encode (without subtitles) made for people so they can start watching the new movie until a better encode is prepared by someone else: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17315175/BabyMoses.mkv Of course I confirm my yes vote.
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Noob Irdoh wrote:
This is a low quality unofficial encode (without subtitles) made for people so they can start watching the new movie until a better encode is prepared by someone else: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17315175/BabyMoses.mkv Of course I confirm my yes vote.
And with that, I decide to get off my ass and make an official encode. Edit: Download YouTube HD
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I can't believe this is really happening! I'm so excited! ^_____^ *squeeeee* Thanks for the super quick update to bring it up to snuff Aglar :D
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Aglar wrote:
DarkKobold wrote:
I actually think this is almost accept-worthy, but I'd like to see one level replaced with the jumping underwater.
Redid the last level to do this. And even gained 3 frames doing so thanks to the water trick that I didn't know about before. Thanks to diggidoyo for that:) Update the current attachment with this: http://dehacked.2y.net/microstorage.php/info/1354359898/Bible%20Adventures%20%28Unl%29%20%5Bc%5DTAS20037Aglar.gmv
YOU MUST SAVE 12 MORE FRAMES
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In all seriousness, I have to say that each submission got sequentially better. This most recent submission is entertaining, and demonstrates three different glitches, including the baby moses pickup under water, surviving underwater by jumping, and running directly through numerous enemies. While the first submission was a joke, I felt each one needed re-evaluation. This recent one actually demonstrates TASing. Hence my acceptance. Also, by reading the thread, it seemed as if many of the No voters did not re-watch the newest movie, and simply maintained their vote. Others who had voted no on previous movies and changed their minds. This frame war turned into more of a divisive 'which side wins' the no voters, or the yes voters. It should be about the quality of the run.
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DarkKobold, you are a gentleman and a scholar. And a great, open-minded judge. It's a good thing I'm not a judge, because I would have just accepted the first run right away and we never would have had any of this awesomeness :P
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How many Jew jokes am I allowed to make in the publication text? Should I presume this will need re-encoding now that the file's been updated?
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Brandon wrote:
How many Jew jokes am I allowed to make in the publication text?
Let's maintain good taste.
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Warp wrote:
Brandon wrote:
How many Jew jokes am I allowed to make in the publication text?
Let's maintain good taste.
It's good taste; I'm Jewish. I'm not allowed to practice my self-deprecating humor? I'm offended. <_<
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Brandon wrote:
Warp wrote:
Brandon wrote:
How many Jew jokes am I allowed to make in the publication text?
Let's maintain good taste.
It's good taste; I'm Jewish. I'm not allowed to practice my self-deprecating humor? I'm offended. <_<
Well, considering all the groin smashing screenshots we've had, I'm pretty sure Jewish related humour would be alright, given the source. Random optimized screenshot usable for publication.
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Brandon wrote:
Warp wrote:
Brandon wrote:
How many Jew jokes am I allowed to make in the publication text?
Let's maintain good taste.
It's good taste; I'm Jewish.
To be honest, I'm seeing something inherently wrong in one party joking about itself being good taste while another party joking about it bad, no matter the content. :D
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moozooh wrote:
To be honest, I'm seeing something inherently wrong in one party joking about itself being good taste while another party joking about it bad, no matter the content. :D
Move to Australia. We think everyone is an idiot. Especially America, and New Zealand, and South America, and Europe, and Asia, and Australia, and New Zealand, and America. I think you'll like it here.
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Move to Australia. We think everyone is an idiot. Especially America, and New Zealand, and South America, and Europe, and Asia, and Australia, and New Zealand, and America. I think you'll like it here.
So do we in our country, but the list is longer. About Jewish jokes, I don't know if they'd really be pertinent here, as the story isn't Jewish only, some other religions believe it as a Sacred History. Also, this has been already reencoded by Flygon (the newest replaced movie).
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About Jewish jokes, I don't know if they'd really be pertinent here, as the story isn't Jewish only, some other religions believe it as a Sacred History.
A woman carrying a baby over her head, avoiding enemies and running inside rivers is Sacred History?-) (Well, in fact, that wouldn't be even far-fetched compared to some religious text out there...)
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Yeah, if we know who are this woman & this baby, it concerns the Sacred History, and this game (despite it's silly plot, that wasn't described in the Bible) is related to it. The original point of my previous post was, this is not Jewish only story, and therefore those jokes can't be exclusively Jewish.
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So we can joke about other nations/religions now? Sweet!
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So we can joke about other nations/religions now? Sweet!
I didn't require ANY jokes in the publication text. - Do you want to die via hanging? - No. - Okay, behead him!
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I was just trolling, but obviously I need to come up with some way to make this text humorous. In reality, I'm just thinking of making some really, really bad puns.
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Then you can say, that there's some apocrypha telling about the man from future, who was needed for Moses & his mother to lead her through Egypt unnoticed. And this person appeared to be Aglar for today. Was it actually Egypt?
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Waiting for the SD Flygon said he had.
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Brandon wrote:
Waiting for the SD Flygon said he had.
Flygon wrote:
Download
That it?
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Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Brandon wrote:
Waiting for the SD Flygon said he had.
Flygon wrote:
Download
That it?
I assumed this was HD. My bad. Publishing soon...
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This movie has been published. The posts before this message apply to the submission, and posts after this message apply to the published movie. ---- [1826] Genesis Bible Adventures "Baby Moses" by Aglar in 02:00.37
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congratulations Aglar ;)
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For some reason, I just can't stop saying Baby Moses. Baby Moses Baby Moses.
Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.