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Posted: 9/9/2011 4:02 AM

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Brandon

He/Him

Editor, Player (191)

Joined: 11/21/2010
Posts: 914
Location: Tennessee

DarkKobold wrote:

sgrunt wrote:
<DarkKobold> dunnius: Can I get some of your crack
I hate you Grunt. I meant the crack he was smoking.

You can't smoke ass?

All the best, Brandon Evans

Posted: 9/9/2011 4:04 AM

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DarkKobold

Skilled player (1651)

Joined: 11/15/2004
Posts: 2202
Location: Killjoy

Brandon wrote:

DarkKobold wrote:
sgrunt wrote:
<DarkKobold> dunnius: Can I get some of your crack
I hate you Grunt. I meant the crack he was smoking.
You can't smoke ass?

Sage advice from a friend of Jim: So put your tinfoil hat back in the closet, open your eyes to the truth, and realize that the government is in fact causing austismal cancer with it's 9/11 fluoride vaccinations of your water supply.

Posted: 9/15/2011 12:15 PM

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Patryk1023

He/Him

Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 288
Location: Inside out house.

<Patryk1023> hellloh? <Atma> it's past 9:30, it's bedtime for children. <Bisqwit> Hello there. <zid> did you have anything to say besides helloh? <Nach> hmm, this guy looks familiar <Bisqwit> Nach: You mean alkdc? <Nach> no, Patryk1023 <Bisqwit> Oh, the polish person who's polish. <Patryk1023> yep Bisqwit xd <erokky> ok Just be an JackASS to not know me xd

<Nach> scrimpy is fretty with her sunglasses on I'm here. never visible.

Posted: 9/16/2011 7:22 PM

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sgrunt

He/Him

Emulator Coder, Former player

Joined: 10/28/2007
Posts: 1360
Location: The dark horror in the back of your mind

<Grunt> FerretWa: Who are you again? <FerretWarlord> I should know this, but I don't.

Posted: 9/16/2011 10:11 PM

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KennyMan666

He/Him

Joined: 8/24/2005
Posts: 375
Location: Göteboj

(stuff irrelevant to the quote snipped) (00:06:53) (DarkMoon) Kay so (00:06:59) (DarkMoon) I just got a call from my mother (00:07:11) (DarkMoon) She got a letter in the mail asking if I want to go to Australia for a year (00:07:47) (KennyMan666) And do you? (00:07:50) (DarkMoon) Err (00:07:53) (DarkMoon) Not for a year (00:08:01) (DarkMoon) Over the summer next year (00:08:19) (KennyMan666) You and Flygon could hang out and try not getting killed by the wildlife together (00:08:29) (moozooh) why not? it's a fine country where every living creature that doesn't talk seems to want you dead. :D (00:08:39) (DarkMoon) Wait Flygon lives in Australia? (00:08:47) (KennyMan666) Yeah (00:08:56) (DarkMoon) Never mind I don't want to go now

Det man inte har i begåvning får man ta ut i energi. "I think I need to get to Snoop Dogg's level of high to be able to research this post." -Samsara Read my fanfic, One Piece: Pure Corruption

Posted: 9/22/2011 12:21 AM

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dunnius

Active player (428)

Joined: 9/7/2007
Posts: 329

[4:50pm] <DarkMoon> /) (\ [4:50pm] <DarkMoon> ^ pair of hooves [4:50pm] <DarkMoon> I am a fucking genius [4:50pm] <KennyMan666> No [4:50pm] <DarkMoon> Yes [4:50pm] <KennyMan666> No, you're not [4:50pm] <DarkMoon> I obviously am [4:50pm] <KennyMan666> That doesn't look anything like a pair of hooves [4:51pm] <KennyMan666> (\ /) [4:51pm] <DarkMoon> It does if you look at it as if you are the pony looking at your hooves [4:51pm] <KennyMan666> That's either a pair of ears [4:51pm] <KennyMan666> Or a Kamen Rider mask [4:51pm] <DarkMoon> Pacman [4:52pm] <KennyMan666> Hmm [4:52pm] <KennyMan666> It's Cut Man's Rolling Cutter, too [4:53pm] <DarkMoon> It's pac-man trying to eat your message that said /) (\ doesn't look like a pair of hooves [4:53pm] <KennyMan666> No, Pac-Man doesn't eat letters [4:53pm] <KennyMan666> Only dots [4:54pm] <DarkMoon> If you zoom in really far [4:54pm] <DarkMoon> They are dots [4:54pm] <DarkMoon> QED [4:55pm] <DarkMoon> I just mathematically proved you wrong [4:55pm] <KennyMan666> That's not how maths work. [4:55pm] <DarkMoon> Says the person who got proved wrong with mathematics [4:56pm] <KennyMan666> You just don't understand fancy mathematics [4:56pm] <canar> math: not even once [4:56pm] <p4wn3r> wut [4:56pm] <DarkMoon> QED is basic mathss [4:56pm] <DarkMoon> -s [4:56pm] <DarkMoon> I think you're the one who doesn't understand [4:56pm] <FatRatKnight> The letters on the screen are technically dots (pixels). The letters on paper are molecules. [4:57pm] <KennyMan666> Well [4:57pm] <KennyMan666> You were bringing mathematics into something that wasn't even remotely about mathematics [4:57pm] <p4wn3r> well, 2 is different from 3, even for very small values of 2 [4:57pm] <FatRatKnight> Of course, if we extend the meaning of dots, Pacman is also a bunch of dots. [4:57pm] <KennyMan666> That is not how it works [4:57pm] <FatRatKnight> Therefore, Pacman must eat himself. [4:58pm] <DarkMoon> No [4:58pm] <p4wn3r> FatRatKnight: reflexive property of Pacman's eating? [4:58pm] <DarkMoon> Pacman is just 2/3 of a dot [4:58pm] <DarkMoon> And every dot that makes him up is 2/3 of a dot [4:58pm] <KennyMan666> That's... that's not how pixels work, either. [4:58pm] <DarkMoon> Stop applying logic to this [4:58pm] <DarkMoon> It doesn't work [4:59pm] <KennyMan666> Logic always prevails [4:59pm] <p4wn3r> except when it doesn't [4:59pm] <FatRatKnight> Hey, logic works on anything, even a flawed system can be worked logically. [4:59pm] <DarkMoon> This is not a system [4:59pm] <DarkMoon> This is IRC [4:59pm] <rawrmage> irc is a system [4:59pm] <canar> Systems containing contradictions cannot be worked logically. [4:59pm] <DarkMoon> It's Really [a] Clusterfuck [5:00pm] <KennyMan666> Okay, how about you think about what you just said there... [5:00pm] <p4wn3r> no, math is better [5:00pm] <DarkMoon> I was setting myself up for the acronym [5:00pm] <DarkMoon> B| [5:02pm] <qeed> backronyms

Posted: 9/23/2011 4:09 PM

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sgrunt

He/Him

Emulator Coder, Former player

Joined: 10/28/2007
Posts: 1360
Location: The dark horror in the back of your mind

<scrimpy> now this is kind of funny <scrimpy> in Vampire Killer, I discovered that if you go too far up to the ceiling <scrimpy> you die. <scrimpy> turns out, the exact same thing happens in castlevania. <ais523> vertical overflow into a bottomless pit/ <dunnius> bottomless pits in the ceiling <Grunt> Clearly, getting that high means you've been granted the power of flight, which probably means you're a vampire. <Grunt> <_< <dunnius> Don't do drugs, kids. Getting high makes you a vampire

Posted: 9/28/2011 4:56 AM

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goldfish

Joined: 2/20/2010
Posts: 209
Location: I'm in space

<goldfish> what would happen if we posted a message consisting of every person's nick <Grunt> You'd annoy a lot of people? <FerretWarlord> You mean in IRC? <goldfish> ya <FerretWarlord> Do it. <goldfish> no way <goldfish> you do it <FerretWarlord> Your idea. <DarkKobold> Acmlm adelikat agill Aktan amaurea Anonycat AnotherGamer arukAdo Atma BagOfMagicFood BisqBot Bisqwit BRANDONE bubsy BagOfMagicFood BisqBot Bisqwit BRANDONE bubsy CaitSith2 canar Cheez Cheezwizz Cruizer_ ChanServ CaitSith2 <bubsy> wat <DarkKobold> That would take too long <goldfish> NICE * ChanServ gives channel operator status to agill * agill has kicked DarkKobold from #tasvideos (DarkKobold) * agill removes channel operator status from agill <goldfish> LOL!!!!!!!! * agill whistles * DarkKobold has joined #tasvideos <Aktan> lol <arukAdo> wtf? <goldfish> EPIC <DarkKobold> I... deserved that.

Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.

Posted: 10/13/2011 3:57 PM

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Lex

Joined: 6/25/2007
Posts: 732
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

11:54:30 <scrimpy> err, well, the question is on wether size may become an issue 11:54:47 <zid> size? 11:55:06 <scrimpy> well, hypothetically 11:55:13 <scrimpy> a search would return 10.000 results 11:55:33 <zid> oh noes, a 1MB file! 11:55:36 <zid> whatever shall we do! 11:55:43 <scrimpy> yeah, so that's no problem? 11:55:54 <zid> 1MB files going to fill your hdd up? 11:56:00 * zid checks if it's 1989 11:56:09 <zid> Nope, not 1989, what's the problem? 11:56:25 <scrimpy> goodie, so that's okay

Posted: 10/19/2011 11:36 PM

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erokky

Former player

Joined: 4/6/2006
Posts: 462

(09:34:50) FerretWarlord: You know what's real fun? (09:35:01) zid: naked ladies are gross Edit: (02:22:04) DarkMoon: Scrimpy I'm starting to get sick of ponies (02:31:48) DarkMoon: Scrimpy: Every pony fanatic that I encounter pisses me off (02:32:14) scrimpy: Go on, please elaborate (02:32:14) DarkMoon: Shoving ponies in my face

Posted: 10/23/2011 12:52 AM

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DarkMoon

Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 291
Location: Michigan

erokky wrote:

(02:22:04) DarkMoon: Scrimpy I'm starting to get sick of ponies (02:31:48) DarkMoon: Scrimpy: Every pony fanatic that I encounter pisses me off (02:32:14) scrimpy: Go on, please elaborate (02:32:14) DarkMoon: Shoving ponies in my face

Paste the full quote you shit. <DarkMoon> Shoving ponies in my face when I already like the show Also: <DarkMoon> Learn to be a 1337 musical dude and make remixes of songs from random shit y/n <funnyhair> n <DarkMoon> Is that a yes? <funnyhair> no <DarkMoon> What software do you suggest I use? <funnyhair> It was not a yes <DarkMoon> Hm <DarkMoon> Where can I download that? <funnyhair> i dunno about this shit <DarkMoon> I'll look into it <DarkMoon> Thanks funnyhair!

Current projects: Yoshi's Island Disassembly Yoshi's Island any% TAS with Carl Sagan

Posted: 11/2/2011 4:58 AM

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DarkKobold

Skilled player (1651)

Joined: 11/15/2004
Posts: 2202
Location: Killjoy

[22:57] <rawrmage> who leaves their computer [22:57] <exileUT> its just not very fun. everything is scripted. and there is minigames for shooting in a jet

Posted: 11/3/2011 12:43 AM

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Ferret_Warlord

Skilled player (1416)

Joined: 10/27/2004
Posts: 1978
Location: Making an escape

[20:40] <DarkKobold> story image [20:40] <DarkKobold> Suspected serial ATM robber, rapist arrested [20:40] <DarkKobold> I read that as ATM rapist. [20:40] <zid> why would you rape an ATM [20:40] <DarkMoon> For the lulz [20:40] <DarkKobold> to give it a money shot?

A hundred years from now, they will gaze upon my work and marvel at my skills but never know my name. And that will be good enough for me.

Posted: 11/3/2011 7:06 AM

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DarkMoon

Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 291
Location: Michigan

The story of how I got banned from IRC: <DarkMoon> Test <DarkMoon> Someone ping me <exileUT> Darkmoon: how? * Received a CTCP PING from Grunt <DarkKobold> pong <LexSfX> DarkMoon: your machine's not responding to my pings <DarkMoon> ExileUT: /ping DarkMoon <DarkKobold> ExileUT: /ping DarkMoon <DarkKobold> didn't work <LexSfX> i did /whois DarkMoon, found your IP address ("99.18.87.10"), and pinged that. <LexSfX> requests timed out. <DarkMoon> ._. <DarkMoon> The fuck <DarkKobold> you don't exist <DarkKobold> ... on the internet. <DarkMoon> Fantastic <LexSfX> Nmap scan report for adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (99.18.87.10) <LexSfX> Host is up (0.080s latency). <LexSfX> All 1000 scanned ports on adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (99.18.87.10 <LexSfX> ) are filtered <LexSfX> 80ms <DarkMoon> Hm <DarkMoon> My lag is back to normal <DarkMoon> Now it's up again... <DarkMoon> Lex: Try it again <LexSfX> 99.18.87.10: request timed out (repeatedly) <LexSfX> you want nmap result? <DarkMoon> Sure <DarkMoon> My lag goes up to +30 seconds then resets back to zero <DarkMoon> Ad infinitum <DarkMoon> I am so confused <DarkMoon> This is karma <DarkMoon> For not doing that essay <DarkMoon> KGOD <DarkMoon> I'LL DO IT <DarkMoon> YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer). * Now talking on #tasvideos * Topic for #tasvideos is: Official IRC channel of TASVideos.org | Latest publication: [1911] NES Time Lord (USA) by link_7777 in 10:24.25 >> http://tasvideos.org/1911M.html | Latest submission: http://tasvideos.org/3351S.html * Topic for #tasvideos set by TASVideoAgent!~TASVideoA@206.51.237.49 29at Thu Nov 03 01:56:22 2011 * #tasvideos :http://tasvideos.org <DarkMoon> Test <LexSfX> success <DarkMoon> Did anything I just say go through <DarkMoon> Said* <Grunt> DarkMoon: Did you say something? <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> I am so confused <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> This is karma <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> For not doing that essay <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> KGOD <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> I'LL DO IT <DarkMoon> <DarkMoon> YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT <DarkMoon> * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer). <LexSfX> DarkMoon: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35695760/00000127.png <tematric> DarkMoon is saying something? <DarkMoon> Guess not <DarkMoon> Well that was fucking weird * DarkMoon has quit (K-Lined) Disconnected (Remote host closed socket). Server window when I try to reconnect: * You are banned from this server- Temporary K-line 1440 min. - You've been temporarily blocked due to filtering problems. Sorry for the inconvenience! Mail kline@freenode.net with questions. (2011/11/3 07.42) * Closing Link: adsl-99-18-87-10.dsl.lgtpmi.sbcglobal.net (*** Banned )

Current projects: Yoshi's Island Disassembly Yoshi's Island any% TAS with Carl Sagan

Posted: 11/3/2011 8:12 AM

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Atma

Former player

Joined: 9/1/2005
Posts: 803

That's not memorable at all.

Posted: 11/3/2011 12:31 PM

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DarkMoon

Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 291
Location: Michigan

Atma wrote:

That's not memorable at all.

<DarkMoon> At least my post was a quote

Current projects: Yoshi's Island Disassembly Yoshi's Island any% TAS with Carl Sagan

Posted: 11/3/2011 1:12 PM

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Cheezwizz

Joined: 11/2/2007
Posts: 103

You could stand to stop quoting your own uninteresting quotes.

Posted: 11/3/2011 4:27 PM

Post subject: <jimsfriend> I didn't say that, either!

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jimsfriend

Former player

Joined: 1/17/2006
Posts: 775
Location: Deign

<jimsfriend> Cheezwizz, you're doing it wrong. <HiddenGamer> I didn't say that! <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> <Deign> hi jimsfriend memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable memorable forgettable <moozooh> moozooh is my favorite

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Posted: 11/3/2011 10:46 PM

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DarkMoon

Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 291
Location: Michigan

Cheezwizz wrote:

You could stand to stop quoting your own uninteresting quotes.

I posted it to notify the people who were paying attention to IRC last night why I left so suddenly.

Current projects: Yoshi's Island Disassembly Yoshi's Island any% TAS with Carl Sagan

Posted: 11/20/2011 1:15 AM

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Lex

Joined: 6/25/2007
Posts: 732
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

20:08:19 <Exonym> Ugh! 20:08:32 <Grunt> Ugh? 20:09:58 <Exonym> Ugh, I think the bosses in the game I'm TAS'ing can be hit during their "invincibility" period. 20:10:08 <Exonym> So I'll have to start over probably! 20:10:11 <Exonym> Ugh! 20:11:39 <Grunt> Ugh.

Posted: 11/27/2011 6:59 PM

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ALAKTORN

He/Him

Former player

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 2527
Location: Italy

[19:49] <ALAKTORN> I just won a 3DS at a tournament [19:49] <ALAKTORN> I love Italy! [19:49] <Turska> ALAKTORN: what is this tournament? [19:49] <nitrogenesis> yay for you [19:49] <ALAKTORN> Super Mario 3D Land speedrun [19:49] <ALAKTORN> you get 10 mins time [19:52] <kerio> ALAKTORN: i hate you ;_; [19:52] <kerio> giev me the 3ds pls [19:52] <Baxter> ALAKTORN: I love you [19:52] <Baxter> give me the 3ds pls [19:52] <Kazuma> ALAKTORN: i dont really know you [19:52] <kerio> ALAKTORN: international mail costs a lot more! [19:53] <Kazuma> give me the 3ds please [19:53] <kerio> send it to me! [19:53] <Kyrsimys> ALAKTORN: I am indifferent towards you and don't want the 3DS [19:53] <Turska> ALAKTORN: let's get married [19:53] <Turska> You can be the Seventh Reich's princess. [19:53] <kerio> ALAKTORN: i am your long lost father [19:53] <kerio> and i do not approve of your marriage with Turska

Posted: 11/27/2011 8:16 PM

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feos

Site Admin, Skilled player (1250)

Joined: 4/17/2010
Posts: 11473
Location: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Oh, how cute.

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 11/27/2011 8:51 PM

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