I am so stupid.
I am going to reveal my top 100 favorite movies of all time. Be warned though, I may not have seen a lot of movies that you might love. However, I am as big of a movie critic as I am a video game critic.
Only one rule to this: They have to be theatrical releases, and I'm going to reveal 10 movies each day. Without further words, here they are.
If this list doesn't compell you enough, I will shortly release my top 100 favorite video games.
100. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
99. The Bourne Identity
98. The Nightmare Before Christmas
97. King Kong (1930's)
96. The Bourne Supremacy
95. Cars
94. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
93. Spanglish
92. Apollo 13
91. The Matrix Reloaded
I am so stupid.
I am going to reveal my top 100 favorite movies of all time.
I don't see the connection.
(Also, "reveal"? Is it a big secret or something?)
At least personal top movie lists are not like best guitarists lists, which in all cases consist of Jimi Hendrix at place #1 and then a completely random list of other guitar players with no logic or consistency whatsoever from person to person. (The major difference is that only old-school movie aficionados put always Citizen Kane at #1 and Godfather somewhere on the top-5, but younger people have a more varied (read: random) choice for #1, usually some newer movie.)
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Warp wrote:
Captain Forehead wrote:
I am so stupid.
I am going to reveal my top 100 favorite movies of all time.
I don't see the connection.
(Also, "reveal"? Is it a big secret or something?)
Hey quiet you, I've been waiting to see his top 100 list my entire life. So shut up and let him get on with it.
Warning: Opinions expressed by Nach or others in this post do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions, or position of Nach himself on the matter(s) being discussed therein.
I am so smart.
I am going to list four reasons why the OP is a parody on itself. Be warned, I don't care about the list. But I'm as much of a sucker for hilarious threads are I am for other hilarious threads.
1. It starts off with the phrase, "I am so stupid", conveniently explaining why you should not take the rest of the post seriously, or at all read it.
2. The author is going to reveal something that isn't a mystery nor is something anybody has looked for.
3. The author claims he is "as big of a movie critic as he is a video game critic", even though it has never been established how big that is.
4. The author attempts to compel the audience, but never establishes what is it the audience needs to be compelled with, and threatens to continue with even more things nobody is caring about.
Please carry on.
Warp wrote:
Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.
Warp is absolutely right on one thing.
Since I am 19-years old, I have seen more newer movies than old movies, but mind you that I've still seen a bunch of old movies
...except Citizen Kane. There, I said it!
Oh you pampered kids with your CGI. BACK IN MY DAY WE WATCHED REAL QUALITY MOVIES! Allow me to list mah TOP 10.
10. Manos the Hands of Fate
9. Hobgoblins 2
8. The Amazing Colossal Man
7. Child's Bride
6. The Viking Women and The Sea Serpent
5. The Creeping Terror
4. The Conqueror
3. Puma Man
2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
1. Mommie Dearest
Now you young ones will have some catching up to do.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Ok, maybe I can post twice a day. Here are 10 more.
90. The Count of Monte Cristo
89. The Iron Giant
88. The Illusionist
87. Batman
86. That Thing You Do
85. Tangled
84. School of Rock
83. Dan in Real Life
82. The Great Mouse Detective
81. (500) Days of Summer
10. Manos the Hands of Fate
9. Hobgoblins 2
8. The Amazing Colossal Man
7. Child's Bride
6. The Viking Women and The Sea Serpent
5. The Creeping Terror
4. The Conqueror
3. Puma Man
2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
1. Mommie Dearest
You are clearly not being serious. That's quite evident because of the lack of Troll 2, the best movie ever made.
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moozooh wrote:
Warp wrote:
You are clearly not being serious. That's quite evident because of the lack of Troll 2, the best movie ever made.
I completely agree.
You guys are both completely off the fucking bandwagon. Best movie ever made is, all hands down, Robo Vampire.
That being said, Troll 2 has some epic, unmatched moments that always seem to slip past the scope of the "real" movie critics. It's so easy to just be an ass and judge Troll 2 by its cover, when in reality it should be considered to be a gold nugget covered in rotten milk.
Warp wrote:
omg lol this is so fake!!!1 the nes cant produce music like this!
Troll 2 is the most utterly confusing movie I've ever seen. It's not just epically bad, it looks like the entire crew has been drugged, because clearly nobody there even understands what they're doing.
Warp wrote:
Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.
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As opposed to the movie where Robocop fights vampires only to get blown up to atoms only to return later? I gotta rank Demons 2 to these gems as well, where one of the actor who died in the first movie returned in the second one just for shits and giggles. And once again died. But yes, I agree that Troll 2 is an ongoing trainwreck.
Warp wrote:
omg lol this is so fake!!!1 the nes cant produce music like this!
NEEEEEEXT!!!!
80. Men in Black
79. Tarzan
78. The Princess and the Frog
77. The Truman Show
76. Some Like it Hot
75. While You Were Sleeping
74. The Little Mermaid
73. Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
72. Hook
71. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Troll 2 is the most utterly confusing movie I've ever seen. It's not just epically bad, it looks like the entire crew has been drugged, because clearly nobody there even understands what they're doing.
Apparently the director, who also wrote the script, was not fluent in English, and consequently all the dialogue was completely broken English. The cast, most of which consisted of native speakers, offered to deliver the lines in proper English, but seemingly the director insisted that they be delivered as written.
Troll 2 is the most utterly confusing movie I've ever seen. It's not just epically bad, it looks like the entire crew has been drugged, because clearly nobody there even understands what they're doing.
Maybe the problem is that you need to watch Troll 1 first to understand the backstory?
70. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
69. Seabiscuit
68. Young Frankenstein
67. Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
66. The Land Before Time
65. Finding Neverland
64. Kung Fu Panda
63. Singin in the Rain
62. Vertigo
61. Mulan
Why, did you not like Spanglish?
NEXT!
60. Iron Man
59. Shrek
58. Antwone Fisher
57. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
56. Star Trek (2009)
55. Toy Story
54. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
53. How to Train Your Dragon
52. Groundhog Day
51. The Bourne Ultimatum
Sorry, I've never seen Tooth Fairy. Remember, I may not have seen a lot of movies you guys love.
Anyways, next 10.
50. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
49. The Artist
48. Rope
47. Toy Story 2
46. Ghostbusters
45. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
44. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
43. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
42. Ratatouille
41. Toy Story 3
