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This site is severely lacking in two things, and this run aims to fix that. This run plays a few rounds of poker, but not too many of course. We do want to get to the action afterall. What is the action you ask? Well...boobies of course! In order for this movie to not be too long I only play until we reach the best rack in the game. Once here, you can leave the game running and the screen will not change as long as you don't press any buttons. More boobies for everyone! I think this is my best run to date.
Please enjoy the movie.
P.S. Do not watch this movie if you are easily offended, don't like boobs, or are too young. The phrase "too young" is up for you to decide!


DarkKobold: I was expecting an explosion in favor of this movie, but that expectation fell flaccid. I think we need to erect a better set of rules, so that we do not rack up these types of movies. Deign's luck seems to have run out, but perhaps he will get lucky in the future.

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Why was this rejected?
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Warp wrote:
Why was this rejected?
Apparently there's a large amount of boobie-haters on this forum. Look at all the no votes.
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It makes me sad to see this rejected :(
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Warp wrote:
Why was this rejected?
In seriousness, this run was rather poorly received. The biggest issue was that the majority of comments, both positive and negative, focused on the adult content, making it hard to evaluate the actual TAS content. Thus, I relied more heavily on the votes than normal, which this TAS failed. As far as the actual TAS goes, I did find it interesting that the hands got progressively worse, and thought that Deign's ability to win on Ace high actually made the movie interesting, and a well done TAS. However, as I said, it was poorly received. Additionally, we do have younger than 18 year old viewers, so providing porn, even pathetic 8-bit boobs, could become an issue. In the event of a publishable adult content movie, I believe the administrators should make a decision on adult content and censorship for this site. (Note, Altered Beast is not specifically adult content, as a minor may not understand it.) I hope that answers your question.
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DarkKobold wrote:
Additionally, we do have younger than 18 year old viewers, so providing porn, even pathetic 8-bit boobs, could become an issue. In the event of a publishable adult content movie, I believe the administrators should make a decision on adult content and censorship for this site. (Note, Altered Beast is not specifically adult content, as a minor may not understand it.)
Well, then again we have Mortal Kombat movies, extremely gory. A warning should about content should be enough
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OmegaWatcher wrote:
Well, then again we have Mortal Kombat movies, extremely gory. A warning should about content should be enough
Some Mortal Kombat movies do have disclaimers, like N64 Mortal Kombat 4. Most don't seem to have them though, and the really gory MK movies should have disclaimers too.
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OmegaWatcher wrote:
Well, then again we have Mortal Kombat movies, extremely gory. A warning should about content should be enough
Haven't you learned anything from Hollywood? Any amount of violence or gore is ok, but heaven forbid you show a nipple!
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Warp wrote:
OmegaWatcher wrote:
Well, then again we have Mortal Kombat movies, extremely gory. A warning should about content should be enough
Haven't you learned anything from Hollywood? Any amount of violence or gore is ok, but heaven forbid you show a nipple!
The FCC agrees with you.
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At this point, you might consider to add an additionnal frame to skip the ending, so no H-rated content is displayed. What happen, if some random dude work in his office wgile watching your video, then get caught... the guy might be fired right away. I'll suggest to aim for an another game with inferior graphics, thought.
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BadPotato wrote:
What happen, if some random dude work in his office wgile watching your video, then get caught... the guy might be fired right away.
Boss: "Hey, what are you doing?" Employee: "Just watching some speedruns here." Boss: "Ah, ok. Carry on then." *Boss glances the screen* Boss: "What? You watchin' 8-bit porn during work hours?!? You're so fired!!!"
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There are some users here who watch TASes while at their jobs, so maybe TASes of games that contain adult content (if they are ever submitted or published in the future) should be labeled with adult content advisories. (Isn't that why the Not Safe For Work notice was created?)