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I'll be sure to get on that (no guarantee that I'll start/finish/publish any of them)!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Try making a branch called "20 to Life" that involves the game going like this:
You 1: Hard 10, hard 8 (buy, 1320), easy 4 (advance to boardwalk, don't buy)
CPU 1: 2 (get out of jail free), 5 (go to jail)
You 2: Hard 8 (1520, advance to nearest utility, don't buy), hard 4 (buy, 1340), hold onto the dice for 37,869,120,000 frames, finally roll a 3 (buy, 1140), buy maximum houses, and end turn
CPU 2: Get a chance to use the card at long last, hard 8 (pay 750), any 4 (go back 3 spaces, pay 800 and lose)
The conceptualizing has already been done for you, so it shouldn't be that hard to make. Right? If you get started on it now, perhaps when you're done with it, the collective vitriol toward you will have cooled down.
Plus I hear dwarfing the Desert Bus submission by a factor of 175 is bound to score you some reputation around here.
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@Mr. Pwnage, I am basically LOL, ROTFL, LMFAO, whatever you want to call it. 37,869,120,000 frames = exactly 7,305 days = approximately 2 years! Or at least if I did the calculations correct. Are you trying to have me wait until I'm 13 to submit something?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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So I DID calculate wrong! But even so, do you expect me to complete this at all (or even that I'll keep posting after 2:00 PM)?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Joined: 10/16/2012
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
WTF?
Come on, I want to know what your last post was about!
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Edit by FractalFusion: Merged two posts. Also, please don't treat the forum as a chat room.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Joined: 10/16/2012
Posts: 233
Location: Milwaukee, WI
What do you say, everyone? Could @Mr. Pwnage's idea get published?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Joined: 10/16/2012
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
I wonder why @Mr. Pwnage suggested that, then.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
What do you say, everyone? Could @Mr. Pwnage's idea get published?
And what do you say, after submitting it? You get banned.
No, he can't say anything, if he's banned.
JWinslow, I suggest you use the list alluded to in the post by CoolKirby to find another game. Monopoly is a very basic game, so your chances of finding something publishable is very small. It's something you can use to practice luck manipulation, maybe.
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How about Star Force NES? It is on the main TASVideos wish list, and I have been working on it for some time now.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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Oh, and NitroGenesis, doesn't Twitter use octothorpes ( # )?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Oh, and NitroGenesis, doesn't Twitter use octothorpes ( # )?
Octothorpes!?!?! Even I had to look that one up. Considering you're 11 yrs old, you must've looked that up and picked the most obscure term, or one of your parents is an engineer, cuz that is not a lay term.
Regardless, Nitro is just saying not to use any symbol. There's no reason to.
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I am actually in school, KwyjiboPrime, and I took that out of my assignment notebook.
Also, please do not treat this like a chat room. I had to learn that the hard way.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Edit by FractalFusion: Merged two posts. Also, please don't treat the forum as a chat room.
....Seems legit.
Back on topic, please choose another game. There are many games out there that are good for beginners. This isn't one of them.
Edit: This is where I got the idea that you'll probably submit another Monopoly run.
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Is that even an award?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd...
Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
