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[19:16:09] <Masterjun> I hate it when I go into a movie theater to finally watch the endgame movie and the movie starts and all I'm seeing is one endgame spoiler after another, really ruins the experience
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Mothrayas wrote:
[19:16:09] <Masterjun> I hate it when I go into a movie theater to finally watch the endgame movie and the movie starts and all I'm seeing is one endgame spoiler after another, really ruins the experience
[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing
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<feos> tl;dr: one Masterjun - one order of magnitude cut from the previous movie time <Masterjun> I remember that one <Mothrayas> so how many Masterjuns is that post? <feos> Mothrayas: 0 <Mothrayas> that's not a lot <feos> infinity of nothing <Mothrayas> I retract my statement, it is in fact a whole lot of nothing <feos> in finity of no thing <Mothrayas> in thing of no finity <Masterjun> so it just so happens that I write a line of code: <Masterjun> const int INF = 1000000000; <Mothrayas> finite infinity <Masterjun> definitely defined
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<Masterjun> just a dude saying lsnes "smells a bit of rot" <adelikat> found a bug = bit rot <Warepire> Don't you know, software is like a pet, if it doesn't get fed, it dies and starts developing bugs on it's own, because it's literally decaying.
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<Masterjun> TASVideos: How to push people who push video games to the limit to the limit <Mothrayas> "here on TASVideos, we push people to the limit to push games to the limit and then they push ourselves to the limit" -*- Masterjun is all out of limit <Mothrayas> what you must do is be cloud <Mothrayas> after all, the sky is the limit <Masterjun> yeah I'm gonna push this video game to the sky when I'm finally done <Masterjun> then I let gravity do its thing <Masterjun> hmm, considering I'm reaching the limit before the game does, I'm actually pulling it to the limit!
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<TASVideoAgent> New submission! Go and see #6463: Shinryuu, aglasscage & FinalFighter's NES Rockman 2 in 23:44.5 at http://tasvideos.org/6463S.html * TASVideoAgent has changed the topic to: Official IRC channel of TASVideos.org | Latest publication: [4000] A2600 Pitfall! (USA) by Lobsterzelda in 18:11.2 >> http://tasvideos.org/4000M.html | Latest submission: http://tasvideos.org/6463S.html <TASVideoAgent> New topic by TASVideoAgent (WorkB: #6463: Shinryuu, aglasscage & FinalFighter's NES Rockman 2 in 23:44.5): http://tasvideos.org/forum/t/21213 [a:1] <muggphone> Oh?? <Spikestuff_> ye <shinboi_> hit me in the face if my formatting sucks <ThunderAxe31> less than 10 minutes passed since submission. movie is 23 minutes long. someone has already voted. someone lied. <shinboi_> This was actually done around a week ago <shinboi_> and I've shared it for a minimal group beforehand, I also noticed that * ThunderAxe31 is defeated! you gain 3.1 exp points. <shinboi_> OH NO
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<feos> how do you improve your action tho? <ThunderAxe31> by TRYING HARD! :D <feos> ThunderAxe31: trying *what* hard <ThunderAxe31> everything I do! <feos> but what's your guideline on what to even do (what to try hard) <ThunderAxe31> feos: honestly, I don't know it myself. I always try to follow my insticts, and I often find myself lost without a clue about where I'm going. yet I'm ok with that, because that's just what's my nature is about.
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[12:45:51] <MemoryTAS> What if tomorrow we find out that the items in super metroid actually limitlessly respawn if you do the funky chicken ... [12:50:40] <adelikat> MemoryTAS wins this one [12:50:47] <Nach> it's also possible to retrigger the intro level and go there with all your weapons [12:50:59] <adelikat> in fact it should now be referred to hearafter as the funky chicken scenario
[16:36:31] <Mothrayas> I have to say this argument about robot drug usage is a lot more fun than whatever else we have been doing in the past two+ hours
[16:08:10] <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero
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[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing
Post subject: thank you Colin for supporting noble causes such as my feet
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[6:21 PM] Colin (EZGames69): Lets just take a second for us to realize I’m arguing that children who are dying of thirst should be drinking water soaked in Mothrayas’s feet.
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
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[06:16:00] <Masterjun> you need to use the plural of glitches, which is glitchi
[16:36:31] <Mothrayas> I have to say this argument about robot drug usage is a lot more fun than whatever else we have been doing in the past two+ hours
[16:08:10] <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero
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Everything gets getter when it's decontestualized. btw, Discord pic in IRC thread? omg such heresy
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Post subject: people without context will be left guessing what it's about
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[9:11 PM] MemoryTAS: time to retroactively fix my dtc topic so nobody has any record of this... [9:12 PM] Mothrayas: LET THERE BE RECORD http://archive.is/CYuUf [9:12 PM] MemoryTAS: FUUU
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
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[20:55:11] <Spikestuff_> Never have I ever thought I was going to put in the words "out muscles" to a description for a TAS. [20:55:14] <Spikestuff_> Thanks Tempo. [21:43:32] <adelikat> at least it wasn't bug penis [21:43:42] * Spikestuff_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [21:43:51] <MemoryTAS> I like to think that was in response [21:44:13] <adelikat> it's the correct response
[16:36:31] <Mothrayas> I have to say this argument about robot drug usage is a lot more fun than whatever else we have been doing in the past two+ hours
[16:08:10] <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero
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[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing
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[07:14:45] <MemoryTAS> the real math challenge was the friends we made along the way [07:14:51] <SpikeOldie_> Those them words. [07:15:32] <Masterjun> the real math challenge is making friends along the way ? [07:15:49] <SpikeOldie_> the real math challenge is making friends [07:16:10] <Masterjun> ouw [07:20:08] <Masterjun> can't wait for the tutorial series, How to make friends and derivatives
[16:36:31] <Mothrayas> I have to say this argument about robot drug usage is a lot more fun than whatever else we have been doing in the past two+ hours
[16:08:10] <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero
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[23:20:23] <feos> I haven't seen a single ass running with a guitar playing Tool's songs on it with its ass
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<Spikestuff> > New Tekken 7 Character: Fahkumram <Spikestuff> How... How do I pronounce that... <Mothrayas> Fahkurmam <Warepire> Fuck-uhm-RAM? <scrimpy> Warepire: you have wierd fetishes <Warepire> scrimpy: You have seen nothing yet <scrimpy> Do I dare ask <Mothrayas> does it involve catheters <Warepire> Mothrayas: Only when I get to slap you with them =)
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Post subject: the tasvideos judgment system in action
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[17:12:50] -->| scrimpy (~scrm@dslb-090-186-206-176.090.186.pools.vodafone-ip.de) has joined #tasvideos [17:13:25] <scrimpy> Reports indicate that it's me. [17:13:35] <Masterjun> indeed [17:14:07] <Masterjun> scrimpy: Here is a challenge: Answer 3 questions correctly and I shall accept your submission [17:14:17] <scrimpy> I shall do my best [17:15:25] <Masterjun> Question 1: What is the usual framerate USA NES games run at? - a) around 100 FPS - b) around 60 FPS [17:16:01] <scrimpy> b.) [17:16:06] <Masterjun> correct [17:16:11] <scrimpy> "around" being the important word here [17:16:49] <Masterjun> Question 2: What is 9015 divided by 60? [17:17:57] <scrimpy> 150.4? [17:18:40] <scrimpy> wait no [17:18:45] <scrimpy> 150 1/4th [17:18:50] <Masterjun> correct [17:18:51] <scrimpy> big brain scrimpy [17:19:13] <Masterjun> Question 3: Why does your submission text say "I save 9015 frames over Aglar's run, or just over 90 seconds." [17:19:34] <scrimpy> uh [17:19:42] <scrimpy> big brain scrimpy 2 [17:19:46] <Masterjun> correct [17:19:52] <TASVideoAgent> Submission #6553: scrimpeh's NES Power Blade in 13:54.01 ACCEPTED for Moons by Masterjun: http://tasvideos.org/6553S.html [17:20:05] <scrimpy> sweet
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
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Big brain scrimpy
[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing
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Big brain scrimpy
[18:36:58] <scrimpy> Mothrayas: you cannot even comprehend the size of my brain right now
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.