Well look what we have here, it's now Christmas Day!
And why am I rhyming, is the question, you say?
'Tis a day full of cheer, of gratefulness and joy!
If no such thing ever happened, what would I even employ?
But enough of my rambling, let's get right down to the point,
It's the Holidays, it's Christmas, and that means we're all joined!
Whether families, or friends, even relatives you're beside,
It really doesn't matter, if the day's a nice ride.
And even so, though not needed, it's still nice to receive,
And what better way to do so than with games you can't believe?
It was you, all you people, that made us all smile,
You amazed my whole family, it was all the worthwhile.
While they sat back and marveled at the tool assisted pride,
They just sat there, all amazed, with their faces yelling "Oh my!"
And we know for a fact that it was not human skill
'Twas surely not the doing of a human it fulfilled.
Though only just the magic of computerized grace
It somehow put a smile on my sordid, sad face
For no'er else have I seen such people move so fast
They even went as far to save the first boss for last!
They were all oh so speedy, they even went through the walls
And some of them even lived through the deadliest of falls
There were many that shot, those who blazed and they who slashed
All the magic that was made my screen, with joy, flash!
From passwords to glitches, even two players in one,
It never once even ceased to stop handing out fun.
Even watching was enjoyable, not boring in the least
And I'll admit, it's the truth, there is the Grue's hearty feast
But lo, even so, even that's all okay!
For if we don't even try, do we get through the day?
So I close up this message with a song of light's ray,
Merry Christmas to all, have a WONDERFUL day!
Merry Christmas From YushiroGowa!
A wise man once said "Damn, that's one hell of a steak."