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This site is severely lacking in two things, and this run aims to fix that. This run plays a few rounds of poker, but not too many of course. We do want to get to the action afterall. What is the action you ask? Well...boobies of course! In order for this movie to not be too long I only play until we reach the best rack in the game. Once here, you can leave the game running and the screen will not change as long as you don't press any buttons. More boobies for everyone! I think this is my best run to date.
Please enjoy the movie.
P.S. Do not watch this movie if you are easily offended, don't like boobs, or are too young. The phrase "too young" is up for you to decide!
DarkKobold:
DarkKobold: I was expecting an explosion in favor of this movie, but that expectation fell flaccid. I think we need to erect a better set of rules, so that we do not rack up these types of movies. Deign's luck seems to have run out, but perhaps he will get lucky in the future.

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Posted: 4/1/2012 4:50 AM
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #3530: Deign's NES Peek-A-Boo Poker in 03:46.84
Posted: 4/1/2012 10:40 AM
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I am disappoint. According to my calculations there could have been at least a 33% better rack.
Posted: 4/1/2012 11:01 AM
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I require an encode or at least a few suggestive screenshots before voting.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 2:06 PM
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Pics or GTFO.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 3:44 PM
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Voting no, there is already a cheat to see pixelated pr0n, press Select, Start, A, Up, B, and Down on the title screen, and then press press A, A, Up, B, Down to scroll through them. :p --NitroGenesis, the PABP master
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Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/1/2012 4:34 PM
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Posted: 4/1/2012 5:06 PM
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Tub wrote:
I require an encode or at least a few suggestive screenshots before voting.
Encode? What about this: Link to video
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Posted: 4/1/2012 6:31 PM
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Voting no, there is already a cheat to see pixelated pr0n, press Select, Start, A, Up, B, and Down on the title screen, and then press press A, A, Up, B, Down to scroll through them. :p --NitroGenesis, the PABP master
Cheats aren't allowed on this site...
I'm sciencing as fast as I can ! ______________________________________ <adelikat> once more balls enter the picture, everything gets a lot more entertraining <adelikat> mmmmm yummy penises
Posted: 4/1/2012 6:55 PM
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Patryk's encode desynced, so I made one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZYjA3jb-o
I'm sciencing as fast as I can ! ______________________________________ <adelikat> once more balls enter the picture, everything gets a lot more entertraining <adelikat> mmmmm yummy penises
Posted: 4/1/2012 6:56 PM
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Naturally, any Deign run deserves a yes vote
Posted: 4/1/2012 8:27 PM
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Deign's best (and sexiest!) run to date. I would vote, but I am too young, don't like boobs, and am easily offended.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 8:48 PM
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This run definitely offended my sensibilities! The offensive part of the run isn't her boobs, it is her poker playing. Dear god she is horrible. She always raises, despite her best hand being Ace High. It is draw poker - it is probably a near statistical impossibility to consistently get hands that bad. Seriously, that was some offensively bad poker playing.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 8:51 PM
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Sorry, gotta vote no. My wife looks better.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 8:52 PM
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DarkKobold wrote:
This run definitely offended my sensibilities! The offensive part of the run isn't her boobs, it is her poker playing. Dear god she is horrible. She always raises, despite her best hand being Ace High. It is draw poker - it is probably a near statistical impossibility to consistently get hands that bad. Seriously, that was some offensively bad poker playing.
That's cause I was manipulating her under the table. *wink wink*
I'm sciencing as fast as I can ! ______________________________________ <adelikat> once more balls enter the picture, everything gets a lot more entertraining <adelikat> mmmmm yummy penises
Posted: 4/1/2012 8:52 PM
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I love how each time you win, you have an even worse hand than the last round, and she still raises her bet four times anyways.
No.
Posted: 4/1/2012 9:07 PM
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This might be the first TAS that requires censor boxes so as to not to offend puritans.
Posted: 4/1/2012 9:10 PM
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Deign wrote:
That's cause I was manipulating her under the table. *wink wink*
I vote yes, on this joke alone.
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Posted: 4/1/2012 9:40 PM
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Posted: 4/1/2012 10:48 PM
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Eight bit porn, what could possibly go wrong with that?
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Posted: 4/2/2012 3:13 AM
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Posted: 4/6/2012 6:10 PM
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Haha, you won with ace high against queen high. Seriously, though, this game sucks.
Posted: 4/6/2012 6:12 PM
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FractalFusion wrote:
Haha, you won with ace high against queen high. Seriously, though, this game sucks.
Any game with boobies cannot suck.
I'm sciencing as fast as I can ! ______________________________________ <adelikat> once more balls enter the picture, everything gets a lot more entertraining <adelikat> mmmmm yummy penises
Posted: 4/7/2012 1:46 PM
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I heart Boobies. This run has them. I vote yes.
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Posted: 4/12/2012 1:21 AM
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Deign wrote:
That's cause I was manipulating her under the table. *wink wink*
I could tell by her facial expressions when she lost the poker hand. This was a boring TAS to watch because it took too long to deal the cards and place the bets, which sounds like the ringing of an old phone. Voting no despite the (.Y.)
Posted: 4/12/2012 6:39 AM
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om, nom, nom... juicy!
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