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Mega Man Five is a special game becase Mega Man has the ability to fly.
  • Used FCEUX 2.2.1 (TAS Editor)
  • Manipulates luck a little bit
  • Contains entertainment/speed trade offs (yet still manages to beat Baxter's run, i don't get it)
  • Uses glitches

Things that are the devil

  • No sliding unless it's required. The Wave Man autoscroller is an exception because sliding doesn't matter there.
  • No riding the Super Arrow (using it as a weapon is OK because destroying devil-made things is good)
  • No taking damage because Mega Man is a man, not an ovarian cancer survivor.

Level Comments

Intro

I managed to save a frame over GlitchMan. Weird.

Star Man

Low gravity? Try flying, bitch. Star Man dies quicker than the passengers on the Space Shuttler Challenger. No really. I timed it.

Gravity Man

Poor, poor, Gravity Man. He loses his one niche in the boss battle, which is being able to avoid Mega Man. Now Mega Man is all up in Gravity Man's asshole and Gravity Man can't do anything about it. Woot

Gyro Man

Gyro Man doesn't really have an advantage over Mega Man anyway because Gravity Hold hits everywhere. Gyro Man is a pussbucket.

Crystal Man

Crystal Man's level has dropping crystals. Mega Man flies over every one of them. Crystal is a girl's name. Crystal Man makes no sense.

Napalm Man

The Crystal Eye is a really crappy weapon so fighting Napalm Man is annoying. Not because of Napalm Man, he's a wimp.

Stone Man

Stone Man must really be Stoned, Man because he's jumping around like Barney the Dinosaur. Mega Man doesn't have the time for stupid children's programming so he stuffs some Napalm Bombs in Stone Man's vagina. Bam.

Charge Man

Like Napalm Man, Charge Man's weakness is crappy so fighting him's a bit difficult. But we still defeat him without damage. BITCH.

Wave Man

Since sliding is banned, so is the Charge Kick. We mow down Wave Man with our good old Mega Buster.

Proto Man 1

We fight Liam Neeson as Darkman 1 and he's easy.

Proto Man 2

We fight Arnold Vosloo as Darkman 2: The Return of Durant and he's easy too.

Proto Man 3

Arnold Vosloo as Darkman 3: Die Darkman Die returns. He's easy too.

Proto Man 4

There wasn't a Darkman 4, so this battle never happened.

Wily 1

Wily is up to his old tricks. Because the boss doesn't open his eyes because he doesn't like a face full of Crystal Eye unless you hit his platforms, he's not as slick as we would've hoped.

Wily 2

I switch the Gyro Attack to restore some energy for the loser boss. Mega Man doesn't have time to play shenanigans.

Wily 3

Same as before, except we can't get instantly close to the boss, so that loses time, and we defeat Star Man with some Water Wave. I use the Mega Buster on Wave Man still, and Gravity Man now gets a buttload of charged shots to save Star Crash for the Wily Press. Bitch.
Oh yeah, the Wily Press dies too.

Wily 4

Do I really need to say what happens? Of course not. Mega Man wins the day.

The End

The end credits roll.

Pharaoh Man

wait what

Guts Man

wat r u doing

GlitchMan

mega man fife

Splush W0man

stahp

adelikat Man

Adelikat upgrades the Robot Masters to BizHawk so they get deprecated. Since goofydylan votes no because of some shitty Chuck Rock game, the run finally ends.
Thanks to
  • Porn for his shitty testrun
  • TASVideos for being a waste of time
  • Me
  • Boners
P.S.: I love you all.
P.M.S: This submission text should not be taken seriously. You shouldn't have even read it.

Suggested Screenshot

BTW, in case you were wondering, this is an actual legit run that does complete Megaman V Fly by Matrixz.

Bob Roberts: I hate it, accepting for publication
Guga1243435437543654: Pork-cessing

Below here is where Nach ruins everybody's fun

Nach: This hack does not offer anything worthwhile to the game, rejecting.

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Posted: 4/1/2013 1:26 AM
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TASVideoAgent
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #3920: NitroGenesis's NES Megaman V Fly "flying hack" in 32:54.71
Posted: 4/1/2013 1:37 AM
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NitroGenesis
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Here's an ips patch. right click save target as you'll need to patch the main rom (Mega Man 5 (U).nes or whatever) requesting encode.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/1/2013 7:11 AM
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RGamma
Joined: 2/3/2013
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Here you are: Link to video
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
Posted: 4/1/2013 8:31 AM
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PreddY
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LOL requesting publication including the author comments :) hilarious!
Posted: 4/1/2013 11:06 AM
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AngerFist
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First edition TAS of 2015 Innovative TAS of 2007
You are so bad at tasing. Your cheating is bad like your hair. I vote yes.
Nitrogenesis wrote:
Guys I come from the DidyKnogRacist communite, and you are all wrong, tihs is the run of the mileniun and everyone who says otherwise dosnt know any bater! I found this run vary ease to masturbate too!!!! Don't fuck with me, I know this game so that mean I'm always right!StupedfackincommunityTASVideoz!!!!!!
Arc wrote:
I enjoyed this movie in which hands firmly gripping a shaft lead to balls deep in multiple holes.
natt wrote:
I don't want to get involved in this discussion, but as a point of fact C# is literally the first goddamn thing on that fucking page you linked did you even fucking read it
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Mayor Haggar and Cody are such nice people for the community. Metro City's hospitals reached an all time new record of incoming patients due to their great efforts :P
Posted: 4/1/2013 11:49 AM
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totodiletrainer01
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LAG LAG EVERYWHERE Looks about as optimal as using a match to power a fusion reactor. Interesting? I guess, but if this gets accepted I demand moon-jumping OoT or mario 64.
Posted: 4/1/2013 2:29 PM
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NitroGenesis
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In case anyone's wondering, you always shoot two bullets in this hack for some reason. That's the reason for all the missed shots.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/1/2013 2:39 PM
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theenglishman
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You know this wasn't nearly as idiotic as I thought it would be. Still voting no because it's not a Mega Man 1-6 combo flying hack run.
My current project: Something mysterious (oooooh!) My username is all lower-case letters. Please get it right :(
Posted: 4/1/2013 5:47 PM
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NitroGenesis
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theenglishman wrote:
Still voting no because it's not a Mega Man 1-6 combo flying hack run.
those dont exist racist
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/1/2013 5:50 PM
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theenglishman
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NitroGenesis wrote:
those dont exist
yet.
My current project: Something mysterious (oooooh!) My username is all lower-case letters. Please get it right :(
Posted: 4/1/2013 10:03 PM
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NitroGenesis
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bump
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/1/2013 10:11 PM
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kchrules
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Too long; didn't watch. Yes vote
Currently working on: -Possibly the Wily Tower (Mega Man the Wily Wars)
Posted: 4/1/2013 10:43 PM
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goofydylan8
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On the one hand I was mentioned in the submission text and that always equals a yes vote in my mind. On the other hand you forgot the 8 in my username and that is something that cannot be forgiven. No vote. Actually I thought it was a pretty interesting concept of a hack but didn't differ enough from a traditional Mega Man run to warrant a publication. A trend of hacks that allows flying in other games would be interesting and I would like to see what other new strategies could be made from it.
Posted: 4/1/2013 11:28 PM
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Radiant
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A romhack like this is identical to a cheat code, and should be treated as such. I think a romhack should have actual added content to be eligible for inclusion. So I'm voting no.
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Posted: 4/2/2013 10:43 AM
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NitroGenesis
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Radiant wrote:
A romhack like this is identical to a cheat code, and should be treated as such. I think a romhack should have actual added content to be eligible for inclusion. So I'm voting no.
But cheatcodes can be used in a run that doesn't aim for fastest time!!
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
Posted: 4/5/2013 1:54 PM
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om, nom, nom... sweet!