Here are some quotes from the #tasvideos IRC channel that were funny, interesting or memorable in another way to me.

DeHackEd the ignored (2010-05-05)

[01:12:36] * DHE_ ( has joined #tasvideos
[01:12:39] <DHE_> Anybody home?
[01:12:45] * FractalFusion (~chatzilla@ has joined #tasvideos
[01:12:53] <Rolanmen1> hi Fractal
[01:12:57] <Mothrayas> hi Fractal
[01:12:58] <DHE_> figures
[01:13:05] <Canar> hi Fractal
[01:13:18] <Sonikkustar> hi Fractal
[01:13:52] <FractalFusion> hi Rolanmen1, Mothrayas, Canar, Sonikkustar
[01:14:20] <theenglishman> hi FractalFusion
[01:14:27] <FractalFusion> hi theenglishman
[01:14:59] <DHE_> headdesk
[01:15:17] <DHE_> can I get a hand?
[01:15:29] <FractalFusion> how do you make JPC-RR's ImageMaker's report on the disk image?
[01:15:45] <Ilari> FractalFusion: Just pass name of image file.
[01:16:03] <DHE_> seriously

How to handle speeches and lectures (2010-05-07)

[00:56:47] <Nach> Like when I was in class, I'd take a notebook with me, and write out some super complex program, instead of listening to my teachers' drone
[00:56:55] <Nach> (they thought I was the best note taker!)
[00:57:26] <Sonikkustar> lol
[00:57:55] <Nach> that reminds me of my principal in High School giving speeches
[00:58:04] <Nach> he used to find something to talk about every week
[00:58:08] <Nach> and drone on for an hour
[00:58:17] <Sonikkustar> That sounds like my teachers.
[00:58:19] <Nach> and he'd usually rehash one of the same 5 topics over and over
[00:58:35] <Nach> so of course we had speech bingo
[00:58:56] <Nach> we selected 35 words he kept on reusing over and over that most people normally never use
[00:59:08] <Nach> aranged 25 of them randomly on a bunch of slips of paper
[00:59:14] <Nach> then me and my friends play bingo
[01:00:20] <Nach> Nach, before you go, I just wanted to complement you. It seems for the past two weeks, you and your friends have been enthusiastically listening to my speechs and even taking occasional notes. I'm very impressed. Keep it up

He most definitely did not say that (2010-11-20)

[00:06:23] <p4wn3r> <Sonikkustar> I have to shit in the shower

Sonikkustar got a letter (2010-12-04)

[23:55:00] <Sonikkustar> Oh wow.
[23:55:01] <Zack_Niwa> XD
[23:55:03] <Sonikkustar> I got big news
[23:55:08] <MisterEpic> Wut Sonikkustar
[23:55:10] <Sonikkustar> I got a letter
[23:55:16] <MisterEpic> Letter about?
[23:55:18] <Mothrayas> from who?
[23:55:33] <fsvgm777> Et ? </french>
[23:55:35] <DarkKobold> From colleges?
[23:55:36] <Zack_Niwa> and when?
[23:55:45] <Mothrayas> and why?
[23:55:46] <Mothrayas> and how?
[23:55:48] <DarkKobold> I've got a letter. Q
[23:55:50] <Zack_Niwa> LOL
[23:55:50] <Sonikkustar> From the "People to People Ambassador Programs"
[23:55:51] <MisterEpic> "Enlarge your penis" or stuff?

MisterEpic has epic timing (2010-12-09)

[18:49:54] * theenglishman is adding "skip cutscene" annotations to his upload of the SoT run
[18:50:16] <Brushy> Sound of Tinkerbells?
[18:50:24] <Ilari> Sands of Time?
[18:50:50] <MisterEpic> Sucks on Tits?
[18:50:50] <theenglishman> the latter

Yes, they are indeed (2010-12-31)

[12:35:04] * Rolanmen1 (~red-eyed-@ has joined #tasvideos
[12:35:09] <Mothrayas> hi Rolan
[12:35:14] <Rolanmen1> hi Moth
[12:35:25] <Nach> you guys are so cute

When a drunken moron asks a question (2010-12-31)

[22:34:38] <Toothache> Ilari, why does the site thing its so huge?
[22:34:43] <Toothache> think
[22:35:30] <Ilari> Toothache: It tries to parse absolute timestamps as relative.
[22:35:54] <Toothache> translation for drunken moron?

FerretWarlord has epic timing as well (2011-01-24)

[21:17:30] <Sonikkustar> Im watching Mike Uyama's Metal Slug 3 run.
[21:17:33] * FerretWarlord (42c3ebf2@gateway/web/freenode/ip. has joined #tasvideos
[21:17:35] <Sonikkustar> Damn its awesome.
[21:17:46] <FerretWarlord> Thank you, Sonikk.
[21:17:53] <FerretWarlord> Indeed I am.
[21:17:54] <FerretWarlord> ^_^

Perhaps... (2011-03-15)

[22:17:58] <scrimpy> Perhaps that is Dark Kobold's actual name
[22:18:09] <scrimpy> I wonder what got him the surname "Sucks Dick" though

Nach, the man who is always there to serve you in whatever way you wish (2011-03-15)

[22:45:50] <nitrogenesis> [kickme]
[22:45:55] <nitrogenesis> :p
[22:45:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Nach
[22:46:02] <nitrogenesis> lol
[22:46:04] * nitrogenesis was kicked by Nach (sure)

PCSX code (2011-03-17)

[17:31] <DarkKobold> So I'll put up with emulator crashes. Desyncs, not so much.
[17:31] <zeromus> ill put a if(rand()%100==0) crash(); in the emulator and see you change your tune
[17:32] <adelikat> I'm surprised you would do that
[17:32] <adelikat> I would figure you wouldnt' want to port any pcsx stuff <_<

Argumentative debates, TASVideos style (2011-03-20)

[18:31:31] <theenglishman> Be it resolved that Google's recent addition of Autocomplete (a resource-heavy system of generating search results on the fly as the user types in the box, which is turned on by default when you first visit Google) contradict their policy of non-intrusive web searching. Discuss.
[18:32:04] <FerretFaucet> Counterpoint: shut up
[18:32:17] <theenglishman> Countercounterpoint: HITLER

Ponglish (2011-04-14)

[22:39:33] <Brushy> I love Patryk's Ponglish.
[22:40:09] <Brushy> Patryk1023> time to me :/
[22:40:33] <Brushy> <Patryk1023> The computer is my crap :/
[22:40:52] |<-- yse has left freenode (Quit: Leaving)
[22:41:05] <Mothrayas> the computer is Patryk's crap?
[22:41:07] |<-- smr has left freenode (Ping timeout: 276 seconds)
[22:41:13] <Mothrayas> Patryk shits computers now? O_o
[22:41:48] |<-- TASVideoAgent has left freenode (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[22:41:53] <nitrogenesis> Ponglish.
[22:41:54] <nitrogenesis> LOL

TASVideoAgent, the bot whose obedience tends to vary wildly (2011-04-26)

[6:25] <DrNach> TASVideoAgent: refresh the cache for
[6:25] <TASVideoAgent> DrNach: Don't you talk to me.
[6:25] <DrNach> :/
[6:25] <DrNach> TASVideoAgent: delete cache on
[6:25] <TASVideoAgent> DrNach: Cache has been updated, Sir!

Brushy's challenge (2011-05-04)

[17:46:00] <BrushyZ> So yeah adelikat / BimmyLee, I'm going to code a closed source PS1 emulator. In two days it'll be able toemulate the title screen of every single PS1 game perfectly and it'll have good TAS tools. Will you wear a skirt in public then?
[17:46:45] <BimmyLee> yup
[17:46:53] <BrushyZ> Okay, good.

Something about nitrogenesis' fantasies... (2011-05-25)

[22:28:54] <scrimpy> nitrogenesis: what is your weird fixation on having intercourse with aquatic mammals?
[22:30:01] <Shinryuu> I want to hear more about your fantasies nitrogenesis... I usually dream about dicks too

Nothing eventful happened (2011-05-28)

[22:24:30] <Shinryuu> we had a little thunderstorm today
[22:24:40] <Shinryuu> it sucked some ass
[22:24:44] <Shinryuu> and went away

Yes, #tasvideos is very formal at times (2011-06-17)

[17:32] == Kyman [~Kyman@] has joined #tasvideos
[17:45] <AngerFist> giant vagina
[17:45] == Kyman [~Kyman@] has quit

Confusion time! (2011-06-26)

[00:31:17] <AngerFist> adelikat, did you read my latest comment in the fceux thread?
[00:31:56] <adelikat> no I didn't
[00:32:31] <adelikat> oh, yeah I read that

(In)sensitive (2011-06-29)

[09:49:15] <erokky> ok
[09:52:10] <ToonLinkGaming> >.>
[09:52:29] <ToonLinkGaming> erokky....
[09:52:37] <erokky> what
[09:52:46] <ToonLinkGaming> "ok"
[09:52:50] <ToonLinkGaming> <.<
[09:52:51] <erokky> ok
[09:52:58] <ToonLinkGaming> ...
[09:53:02] <ToonLinkGaming> My life is ruined
[09:53:06] <ToonLinkGaming> you win

Please don't ask me what he is doing (2012-02-24)

[02:37] <Kyman> well shes 9 so i cant be too rough so i'm trying to lightly shove her but it isn't working

The right idea about the world (2012-03-10)

[14:09:08] <ThatGugaWhoPlay> This world is fucked up
[14:10:02] <turska> ThatGugaWhoPlay: you've got the right idea. Now go TAS some more.

If they work hard, I can get it in some, uh, what?! (2012-03-27)

[23:00:07] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by retardedhorse (General: Idea to tas windows games): [a:1]
[23:11:04] <ALAKTORN> “Mothrayas , if they work hard , we can get it in some mouths”
[23:11:06] <ALAKTORN> oh my god
[23:11:07] <ALAKTORN> XD

Adelikat activities (2012-04-01)

[21:01:14] <BimmyLee> I made a .chickenfucker file and opened it just fine

The politeness of today's youth (2012-04-28)

[18:20:40] <TASVideoAgent> New submission! Go and see #3584: NitroGenesis's Windows Spyman in 01:20.77 at
[18:33:07] <ThatGugaWhoPlay> nitrogenesis: WTF you didn't provided an encode???1 Fuck you.
[18:33:42] <Quibus> how polite

This looks like a healthy relationship (2012-06-18)

[21:10:02] * FerretWarlord (6c03cb81@gateway/web/freenode/ip. has joined #tasvideos
[21:10:07] <FerretWarlord> KeyaWhe rayes
[21:10:10] <FerretWarlord> Confound it.
[21:10:19] <scrimpy> Shitasscuntniggers, FerretWarlord
[21:12:15] <FerretWarlord> I love you too.
[21:18:38] * FerretWarlord has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
[21:28:59] * FerretWarlord (6c03cb81@gateway/web/freenode/ip. has joined #tasvideos
[21:29:01] <FerretWarlord> Fshall ermacisi
[21:29:10] <scrimpy> Penis my ass hole.
[21:30:15] <FerretWarlord> I like you, but not like that.

Justifiable indeed (2012-07-13)

[02:38:21] * DeHackEd has kicked natt from #tasvideos (Justifiable Homicide)

Thanks, but... who? (2012-07-16)

[17:37:52] <feos> Guga: DK is missing for almost 2 weeks now
[17:38:14] <feos> you never know when he returns
[17:38:22] <Guga_> feos: Thank you.
[17:38:25] <Guga_> DK = ?

Faith be had in BizHawk's emulation (2012-08-15)

[20:05:14] <Atma> how is sms emulation in bizhawk
[20:05:17] <adelikat> might as well redo

This really just confirms something I already knew (2012-12-13)

[21:43:07] <natt> aww, i'm a moderator?
[21:43:10] <natt> now i have to do stuff
[21:43:41] <Mothrayas> you mean that as a senior publisher you didn't have to do stuff?
[21:43:51] <natt> yeah, but dumb stuff

The joys of PCSX encoding (2013-04-23)

[20:34:12] <feos> I'll just list the sound issues of pcsx now.
[20:37:44] <feos> many games sound broken with syncing plugins. wanna have a better sound? use eternalspu. it desyncs. wanna figure out why? it's closed-source. wanna contact devs personally and ask to fix stuff? their site is dead. wanna recover it? archive fails. wanna resync? have a nice month doing it manually. wanna automation? get someone that makes a tool that crashes the emu. wanna fix the leak? NO ONE is going to trace. and so on
[20:39:23] <Mothrayas> =D
[20:39:33] <feos> there are ways to record from plugins. but the sound gets recorded no matter what, paused emulation, lags, fags...
[20:40:09] <feos> THEN
[20:40:58] <feos> most video plugins emulate broken things like screen transitions and miss frames. wanna fix it? USE ETERNALSPU
[20:41:40] <feos> when I look at the reality we have with this emu I can't believe it exists in the same universe with me
[20:42:16] <feos> and yeah, pcsx-rr development is also forbidden forever
[20:42:32] <feos> awesome
[20:47:23] <Mothrayas> =D

feos is licky (2013-04-26)

[16:48:20] <feos> I'm licky

feos is licky again (2013-04-26)

[22:29:51] <feos> his OS must feel licked up
[22:30:04] <feos> fuck, I keep mistyping this thing
[22:30:30] <feos> Freud would be happy
[22:30:39] <feos> locked up*

This is how TASVideos forum logic works (2013-05-01)

[02:02:36] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by feos (OT: Memorable IRC Quotes.): [a:1]
[02:03:05] <GhostSonic> I was waiting for a post to Memorable IRC Quotes to happen
[02:03:16] <feos> CANNOT POSSIBLY HAPPEN EVER (unless I do research) was brilliant
[02:03:21] <Mothrayas> :D

I won't ask (2013-05-01)

[02:48:41] <insane_coder> just put some safety pins in the controller ports, and take turns licking them

Nach is selective (2013-05-01)

[20:41:19] -->| feos ( has joined #tasvideos
[20:41:25] <insane_coder> Hi feos!
[20:41:29] <Mothrayas> hi Nach!
[20:41:46] <insane_coder> Mothrayas: Hi feos!

Yeah, I'd do that too (2013-05-02)

[14:30:23] <feos> I'm gonna make a chocolate monument of Nach and praise whatever reich he commands if this crap is finally solved

In the category of unusual demands (2013-12-18)

[22:46:23] <AngerFist> atma, go drink some water.
[22:46:30] <Atma> I am
[22:46:47] <AngerFist> now whenever you are ready, emitt it via your le penise

The wit of a delikat (2014-01-15)

[16:30:23] <Lordmau5> BizHawk supports nes + snes? wow
[16:31:29] <adelikat> among other things
[16:31:41] <theenglishman> one of these days, BizHawk will emulate real life
[16:31:50] <adelikat> it already emulates your mom

What do bots eat? (2014-01-16)

[22:02:32] * AngerFist slaps Sprint around a bit with a large trout
[22:02:33] * BisqBot recommends AngerFist be more original.
[22:03:27] * Sprint slaps BisqBot around a bit with a large AngerFist.
[22:03:27] * BisqBot skillfully catches the AngerFist and eats it.
[22:03:53] <AngerFist> wtf?!

Biology of the Nach (2014-05-15)

[18:31:26] <BimmyLee> in the Nach species, the feos is vestigial

Anyone have an adelikat for offer? (2014-07-17)

[18:57:27] <Zeup> adelikat is always the hottest offers

This is how helpful I am (2014-07-18)

[00:52:09] <Masterjun> If only I had some Mothrayas to protect me from the net splits that are flying around right now
[00:52:27] |<-- Mothrayas has left freenode (*.net *.split)

However, I can apparently protect against something else (2014-07-18)

[00:58:24] <adelikat> I've been using MothCondoms for years now

Our biology also doubles as currency (2014-07-18)

[01:08:59] * Masterjun takes out some Mothrayas out of his feos to buy some more scrimpy

Communication: it might take some time to sink in (2014-08-01)

[17:20:33] <feos> Nach: did you consider picking x264s from that site Guga advertized?
[17:20:53] <Nach> feos: I believe that's what I've been using the whole time
[17:21:33] <feos>
[17:22:00] <Nach> feos: I believe that's what I've been using the whole time
[17:22:08] <feos>
[17:22:17] <Fog_TAS> <Nach> feos: I believe that's what I've been using the whole time
[17:22:17] <Fog_TAS> <feos>
[17:22:26] <Nach> feos: I believe that's what I've been using the whole time
[17:22:29] <feos>
[17:22:40] <Fog_TAS> <Nach> feos: I believe that's what I've been using the whole time
[17:22:40] <Fog_TAS> <feos>
[17:22:49] <Nach> How many times times you want to do this?
[17:22:52] <natt> cool story bros

Apparently, for Russian computers, this makes perfect sense (2014-08-07)

[18:41:37] <feos> damn that's why I couldn't copypaste £ from submission page to notepad++! irc client!!!

Best of luck wished with that (2014-08-29)

[06:33:22] <TAG_> personally the only reason why i want to TAS MM any% is to rub it in MrGrunzes face and tell him i am the new shit

This is why one of these two is a doctor (2014-09-07)

[23:31:29] <dwangoAC> DrNach: One sec, tickling my daughter
[23:31:42] <DrNach> try not to cause any damage

You only get it if you are of age (2014-10-02)

[19:39:15] <scrimpy> You know what I don't get.
[19:39:30] <Mothrayas> laid?
[19:39:37] <scrimpy> Daaaaaamnn

There's being spontaneous and there's this (2014-10-05)

(out of nowhere)
[21:16:41] <TASeditor> fuck is my boner hard
[21:16:45] |<-- TASeditor has left freenode (Quit: Page closed)

Someone is having some problems (or just imitating a Sims character) (2014-10-21)

[19:10:20] <Spikestuff> I NEED TO PEE! I NEED COMFORT
[19:10:24] <Spikestuff> I'M LONELY

How a TASer describes his work (2014-12-04)

[00:57:53] <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits

TASVideos is serious business - even the name (2015-01-01)

[16:36:04] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by Spikestuff (OT: TASvideos New Year's Resolution 2015): [a:1006]
[16:36:06] <insane_coder> My TASVideos New Year's Resolution is to send hitmen after those who write TASvideos with a lower case V.

I made an oopsie (2015-01-08)

[01:47:11] <Mothrayas> have I fucked up anything major yet?
[01:47:23] <adelikat> just ur face
[01:47:26] <Mothrayas> oh, yes I have

This is how my average conversation with scrimpy goes (2015-01-21)

[23:55:30] <Mothrayas> ok this is probably too low-hanging fruit
[23:56:19] <scrimpy> you're a fruit
[23:56:30] <Mothrayas> you're a fruitcake
[23:57:10] <scrimpy> you're a cakefruit
[23:57:56] <Mothrayas> you're a cockfruit
[23:59:12] <scrimpy> Mothrayas: I
[23:59:15] <scrimpy> I can't come back from that
[00:00:38] <Anty-Lemon> I'm 12 what's a cockfruit
[00:00:54] <Mothrayas> Anty-Lemon: I dunno, try looking it up on urbandictionary or something
[00:00:57] <scrimpy> I'll tell you when you're older.
[00:01:39] <Anty-Lemon> lolwhat I thought it was made up
[00:01:44] <Anty-Lemon>
[00:01:47] <Anty-Lemon> TIL
[00:02:22] |<-- scrimpy has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)
[00:02:29] <Anty-Lemon> He can't handle it
[00:02:31] <Mothrayas> I think I burned him too hard there

The good news is, at least he's (probably) not blind (2015-01-22)

[21:35:56] <mugg1> = (Xt - Xo) / (Xc - Xo) = (Yt - Yo) / (Yc - Yo)
[21:36:02] <mugg1> unless im blind I think those two are the same
[21:36:38] <mugg1> oh
[21:36:40] <mugg1> im retarded

I'd TAS that (2015-01-30)

[18:47:45] <adelikat> slowhawk, emulates scrimpy's brain

"It's just common sense", scrimpy says (2015-02-20)

[23:35:54] <AnotherGamer> "The sentinels are weird. IIRC, punching them does 16 damage, and shooting them with the laser does 2 damage, but then heals them 1 HP per frame for a random number of frames...unless you're standing really close or hit them when they raise their arms, in which case it does 27 damage. " Oh x-men, you so random
[23:35:57] <Masterjun> It almost looks like it's correct but once you actually read it, it's complete garbage
[23:36:29] <TotallyFerret> Reminded me of, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
[23:38:56] <scrimpy> TotallyFerret: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
[23:39:00] <scrimpy> It's just common sense.
[23:39:39] <Mothrayas> every word of that message kills a multitude of brain cells when I try to comprehend it
[23:41:21] <Masterjun>
[23:41:30] <TotallyFerret> I really need to memorize that phrase.

Some people have hobbies. For some people, their hobby is observing the hobbies of other people. (2015-05-24)

[20:19:14] <TASeditor> it sure is sexy when scrimpy smears molten chocolate all over his body

When obsessive fanboyism goes too far (2015-06-15)

[02:30:57] <scrimpy> rip trihex :(
[02:31:34] <scrimpy> you'll not be nintendo world champion, but you'll always be the world champion of my hard

Someone is easily overlooked (2015-07-11)

[12:43:57] <Quibus> so, anyway, if someone wants to do MSX TASing, I'll be 100% supporting them
[12:44:19] <Quibus> (you can ask dunnius, scrimpy, nitrogenesis, etc. for reference)
[12:44:35] <fsvgm777> Quibus: Don't forget scrimpy.
[12:44:41] <Quibus> and scrimpy

How to get to know booty (2015-07-28)

[12:29:41] <arandomgameTASer> Got4n: uh, please. I think I know booty more then you do. I TASed a game with a half naked genie

How to get to avoid booty (2015-08-18)

[22:30:11] <Zeupar> Mothrayas: Some shady-looking people approached me on the main street of Shanghai and asked me if I was looking for ladies. I ended up going to two different brothels to see how they were like. I had never been to one before, and it was quite the experience; in the second one, they sat me down on a couch and brought about ten girls for me to choose between. The worst part was coming up with an excuse to get out of there without having sex with any of them. Obviously, I couldn't tell them I only accepted to go there out of curiosity.
[22:31:36] <Zeupar> I told them they all were really beautiful (the majority of them weren’t) and that I was sorry, but I wouldn't feel good about myself if I had sex with a prostitute.
[22:31:49] <Mothrayas> virginity fo life yo
[22:32:01] <Warepire> LOL Mothrayas
[22:32:08] <Zeupar> Oh shit, that would have been a perfect excuse.

Who needs Mario Maker when there is Masterjun? (2015-10-01)

[23:11:27] <Masterjun> I don't know why Mario Maker is such a big deal now, I mean, with SMW, Nintendo released a game that could not only create new levels, it could even create new games!

The short-lived tale of a submission (2015-10-25)

[06:15:24] <TASVideoAgent> New submission! Go and see #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49 at
[06:15:25] =-= TASVideoAgent has changed the topic to “Official IRC channel of | Latest publication: [2990] NES The Guardian Legend (USA) by Zakky the Goatragon in 42:38.15 >> | Latest submission:
[06:15:26] <TASVideoAgent> New topic by TASVideoAgent (WorkB: #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49): [a:1]
[06:16:45] <dunnius> hahahahahaha..... Is it April Fool's Day already?
[06:17:17] <arandomgameTASer> how dare u dis my life's work >:(
[06:18:16] <arandomgameTASer> game doesn't have credits btw
[06:24:23] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by FractalFusion (WorkB: #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49): [a:11]
[06:24:39] <arandomgameTASer> well shit
[06:24:52] <TASVideoAgent> Submission #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49 CANCELLED by arandomgameTASer:
[06:24:54] <TASVideoAgent> Post edited by arandomgameTASer (Old: #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49): [a:1]
[06:24:56] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by TASVideos Grue (Old: #4892: arandomgameTASer's GB Minesweeper - Soukaitei in 00:01.49): [a:1]
[06:25:08] <dunnius> LOLOLOL

Edit wars, TASVideoAgent edition (2015-11-30)

[22:20:49] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by arandomgameTASer (grammor):
[22:21:56] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by arandomgameTASer (grammor2):
[22:22:00] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by fsvgm777 (Better grammor.):
[22:22:04] <fsvgm777> God dammit.
[22:23:24] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by fsvgm777 (Should be good now.):
[22:23:37] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by arandomgameTASer (hey fsvm how bout you go to the mooooooon while im editing on a public computer. geez louise):
[22:27:23] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3009M edited by arandomgameTASer (btw if you're trying to hypothetically talk to me on the IRC, I ain't there.):
[22:45:08] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by Mothrayas (after all that, the grammor is still bad lol):
[22:47:13] <TASVideoAgent> Page 3010M edited by dwangoAC (Next time I can't get on IRC I'm going to use this method of communication (also, shortened text) ):
[22:47:28] <Masterjun> rofl
[22:47:29] <dwangoAC> ...crap
[22:47:48] <Masterjun> are we optimizing publication texts now?
[22:47:57] <fsvgm777> Apparently.
[22:48:03] <Mothrayas> whoring the crap out of every character
[22:48:10] <dwangoAC> Mothrayas: It's like description golf
[22:48:12] <Mothrayas> collaboratively
[22:48:22] <Mothrayas> well, collaboratively in the loosest sense of the word

Cool story, bros (2016-06-27)

(context: Iceland had just defeated England 2-1 at the UEFA Euro 2016 football cup)
[22:45:20] <Brushy> Icelaaaaand!
[22:45:25] <Brushy> Go, go, go!
[22:45:33] <Tompa> YEAH!
[22:45:44] <Tremane> TOMPA!
[22:45:53] <Brushy> Go, go, go!
[22:45:55] <Warepire> Tompa: !!!
[22:46:00] <Tompa> Hi TrePire
[22:46:43] <Tompa> They had a lot of 1-3 chances so far
[22:47:56] <Tremane> ICELAN ICELAND ICELAND
[22:48:55] <xy2_> yo Tremane
[22:49:04] <Tremane> Y0 xy2_!
[22:49:21] <xy2_> finished a tas today :D
[22:49:36] <Tremane> nice i´m on mm3gb TAS
[22:51:01] <Tompa> HOLY ICELAND!
[22:51:14] <fsvgm777> Brexit 2 confirmed.
[22:51:22] <Fog_TAS> wait
[22:51:23] <Fog_TAS> wat
[22:51:27] <Tompa> !!
[22:51:30] <Tremane> holy sheit
[22:51:31] <Tompa> WRECKED
[22:51:33] <Brushy> ICELAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:51:39] <Tremane> so deserved holy..
[22:51:40] <xy2_> :D
[22:51:41] <Brushy> LAAAAAND*
[22:51:44] <Tremane> what a play from island
[22:52:02] <Tompa> Yeah, really good
[22:52:33] <Tremane> almost as good as Tompa TASes
[22:52:37] <Tompa> Almost
[22:52:39] <Tremane> almost
[22:56:51] -->| moozooh (~chatzilla@ has joined #tasvideos
[22:56:58] <Brushy> Moozooh!
[22:57:01] <Brushy> Iceland!
[22:57:04] <Brushy> Yay!
[22:57:08] <Tompa> 176 ahead of previous WIP, 1018 ahead of published run (DKC 101%)
[22:57:09] <Tompa> Not bad so far
[22:57:22] <moozooh> Brushy: iceland?
[22:57:38] <Brushy> They beat England in football.
[22:57:51] <Brushy> And are in quarter finals.
[22:58:03] <Brushy> This is the most amazing thing ever in football.
[22:59:41] <AngerFist> amazing performance again by iceland :p
[22:59:47] <AngerFist> its a cinderella story really
[23:00:54] <Tompa> They better win it all
[23:01:25] <Brushy> It would be amazing.
[23:01:56] <Tremane> final : iceland vs Germany
[23:01:57] <Brushy> I think everyone is happy that they made it to the games at all.
[23:02:07] <Mothrayas> sup AngerFist, sup Tremane, sup Brushy, sup moozooh, sup Iceland
[23:02:24] <AngerFist> sup double ol G!
[23:02:25] <Brushy> Mothrayas, Iceland!
[23:02:28] <Tremane> y000 it´s the frameperfect MOTH
[23:02:35] <Mothrayas> Brushy: Iceland!
[23:02:36] <Tompa> ICE ICE ICE!
[23:02:43] <Tompa> Sweden were garbage
[23:02:44] <Tremane> EIS EIS EIS!
[23:02:58] <moozooh> much excitement here :o
[23:03:04] <AngerFist> unlike in donkey kong land where almost all stages are played in hot environments :D
[23:03:13] <Tompa> :D
[23:03:14] <AngerFist> can you feel the juice mooz??
[23:03:22] <Tompa> I haven't reached the ice world yet though, Fisty
[23:03:28] <Mothrayas> nah dawg, the juice is frozen cause it's on ice
[23:03:29] <AngerFist> go go go! :p
[23:03:36] <Tompa> Last level of W2
[23:03:41] <Mothrayas> but yes, Iceland were on fire
[23:03:49] <Mothrayas> and their defense was stone cold
[23:03:58] <AngerFist> i loved italy's performance earlier today
[23:03:59] <Mothrayas> and I'm going to die from pun overdose later this evening
[23:04:10] <Tremane> na you wont motjh
[23:04:11] <AngerFist> so sick and tired of filming spaniards
[23:04:14] <Tompa> Cool down with the puns then, Moth
[23:04:30] <AngerFist> chill moth chill
[23:04:57] <moozooh> dudes, let me help you:
[23:05:03] <fsvgm777> These puns are pretty....icy.
[23:05:10] <Tompa> Haha, moozooh
[23:05:11] <Brushy> There might be some earthquakes in Europe and North America in the near future.
[23:05:12] <Mothrayas> ice ice baby
[23:05:13] <Tompa> Good one :D
[23:05:33] <AngerFist> "Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
[23:05:41] <AngerFist> arnold... a comedic genius
[23:06:17] <AngerFist> we should tas arnold's body, whoever reaches his mouth first wins? lolwhat
[23:06:52] <Brushy> Pregnant Arnold's body.
[23:08:52] <Brushy> I'm so glad.
[23:08:55] <Brushy> Life is so good now.
[23:09:29] <Invariel> Mothrayas, are you suggesting that England was just looking for a way out?
[23:09:50] <Mothrayas> Invariel: they tried to find the door, but then slipped on the ice
[23:11:25] <Tremane> you mean they landed on the hard cold floor of reality? :D
[23:11:48] <Mothrayas> yup
[23:11:51] <Tremane> hah :>
[23:12:18] <AngerFist> lol
[23:12:32] <AngerFist> the gameboy mega men nerds at it :p
[23:12:44] <NrgSpoon> as far as jokes go
[23:12:46] <Tremane> oi anger fist, dont be so hot tempered
[23:12:53] <Tremane> :>>
[23:12:53] <NrgSpoon> ice puns are an absolute zero
[23:12:54] <AngerFist> rofl
[23:13:00] <xy2_> lol
[23:13:06] <AngerFist> oh spoon
[23:13:14] <AngerFist> will thou ever bend that spoon?
[23:13:27] <NrgSpoon> sorry, i'm straight.
[23:13:40] <xy2_> oh yeah I should probably submit
[23:13:47] <moozooh> know why a brit isn't doing well on thin ice? he brex it
[23:13:49] <Mothrayas> xy2_: remember to triple check
[23:13:55] <Mothrayas> xy2_: you don't want to be caught slipping on ice again
[23:13:56] <xy2_> dw
[23:13:59] <moozooh> ...i'll see myself out
[23:14:06] <xy2_> .. oh Mothrayas :D
[23:14:08] <Brushy> Xy2, submit to AngerFist? You're going to have a rough night.
[23:14:09] <Tremane> xD
[23:14:31] <AngerFist> LOL MOOZOOH
[23:14:32] |<-- moozooh has left freenode (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92-rdmsoft [XULRunner 35.0.1/20150122214805])
[23:14:34] <AngerFist> hahahah
[23:14:39] <AngerFist> poor guy
[23:14:42] <Tremane> btw Mothrayas skullstage has some more RC stuff :D :D
[23:14:45] <Mothrayas> that was quite a cold hearted joke
[23:14:51] <xy2_> pls
[23:14:54] <Tremane> we should keep a cool head about that stage
[23:14:56] <AngerFist> lol moth
[23:14:58] <Mothrayas> Tremane: too bad we can't freeze y subpixels
[23:15:12] <Tremane> yeah
[23:15:23] <Mothrayas> gotta stay frosty though
[23:15:26] <Tremane> and some more lag sections
[23:15:40] <Brushy> A game freezes when it lags.
[23:15:49] <Tremane> but i think we can save frames in those rc parts though
[23:15:54] <Mothrayas> the game is momentarily chilled
[23:16:21] <Tremane> need to take it out of the freezer
[23:16:32] <Mothrayas> it's been on ice for long enough now
[23:16:52] <Tremane> it´s been an ice-age
[23:17:12] <Mothrayas> time was frozen for that log
[23:17:14] <Mothrayas> *long
[23:17:25] <Brushy> Mothrayas is cool.
[23:17:32] <Brushy> And I'm going to school.
[23:17:39] <Brushy> So don't be a tool.
[23:17:47] <Brushy> And jump in to a pool.
[23:17:54] <Mothrayas> Brushy: a frozen pool?
[23:18:10] <Tremane> We have to give people the chills with our mm3gb TAS, moth.
[23:18:40] <Mothrayas> Tremane: it should have an impact like an icebreaker
[23:19:01] <Tremane> it will be the icing on the cake!
[23:19:11] <Mothrayas> the frosting on the ice cake!
[23:19:28] <Brushy> Mothrayas, yes. Like this:
[23:19:59] <Mothrayas> Brushy: exactly like that, yes
[23:20:05] <Tremane> Oh snow, we have a lot to do then.
[23:20:34] <Mothrayas> Tremane: there' snow ay we can do it all!
[23:20:51] <Invariel> At least he didn't try to dive. (Like a football player. Ohhh, snap.)
[23:21:18] <Mothrayas> Invariel: diving into a frozen pool sounds like a good way to get yourself on ice
[23:21:43] <Tremane> moth in the end we will be succiceful
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[23:21:59] <Mothrayas> Tremane: icy what you did there
[23:22:11] <Mothrayas> moozooh: cooled off?
[23:22:26] <moozooh> yeah, i'm cool
[23:22:35] <Mothrayas> (n)ice
[23:22:38] <Brushy> :D
[23:22:54] <fsvgm777> moozooh: Permission to post your icy quote?
[23:22:59] <Tremane> haha moth xD
[23:23:04] <Brushy> These jokes have left me so cold I need to take a hot shower.
[23:23:05] <xy2_> just post the entire convo
[23:23:23] <Mothrayas> Brushy: you need to put some extra ice cubes with your next drink
[23:23:30] <fsvgm777> It'd be waaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
[23:23:33] <moozooh> fsvgm777: go ahead
[23:23:49] <Mothrayas> fsvgm777: there's no such thing as way too long
[23:24:41] <Masterjun> lol good job
[23:24:45] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by fsvgm777 (OT: Memorable IRC Quotes.): [a:4] (Yes.)
[23:25:14] <fsvgm777> If anyone wishes to post the entire convo, go ahead.
[23:25:30] <Mothrayas> I nominate Masterjun to post the whole convo, he's a cool cat
[23:26:05] <moozooh> fsvgm777: you might want to give some context to the ice thing, i suppose
[23:26:21] <Mothrayas> moozooh: you could say it's the tip of the iceberg
[23:26:30] <moozooh> just the tip, yes
[23:26:38] <fsvgm777> Everything's better without context.
[23:26:38] <Mothrayas> bring all of the ice!
[23:26:44] <moozooh> but i wouldn't know about the iceland thing had i not looked in the channel
[23:26:52] <Masterjun> so many ice puns
[23:26:54] <Masterjun> guys
[23:26:56] <Masterjun> chill
[23:27:00] <Mothrayas> Masterjun: hey, we cool
[23:27:05] <Tremane> keep a cool head Masterjun
[23:27:31] <Brushy> There's a Queen song called Cool Cat.
[23:27:39] <Tremane> no need knock us out cold ok?
[23:27:40] <Mothrayas> Brushy: ice queen?
[23:27:54] <moozooh> Brushy: game of thrones, you say? shouldn't it be called... the song of ice and fire?
[23:28:18] <Brushy> Shall I sing it to you.
[23:28:18] <Brushy> ?*
[23:28:23] <moozooh> no
[23:28:33] <Mothrayas> let it go
[23:28:38] <TASVideoAgent> New reply by xy2_ (OT: Memorable IRC Quotes.): [a:4] (The full convo)
[23:29:16] <fsvgm777> Well, OK, here comes xy2_ with the context.
[23:29:34] <Tremane> holy shit i´m famous now
[23:30:02] <Masterjun> ah, icy! the conversation started a while back
[23:30:09] <Mothrayas> Tremane: you're an icelebrity!
[23:30:22] <Tremane> i´m one of the cool-kids now!
[23:30:26] <Tremane> Hi MOM <3
[23:30:42] <fsvgm777> � <- What a nice icy question mark.
[23:31:45] <AngerFist> oh man all this ice talk has resulted in a brain freeze
[23:32:08] <fsvgm777> And with all that, I forgot to ask Fog_TAS if he's on an ATI/AMD graphics card.
[23:32:12] <Mothrayas> AngerFist: my brain melted earlier today
[23:32:13] <Tremane> i´m snow glad that you´re still alive though, AngerFist
[23:32:28] <Masterjun> cool story bro
[23:32:32] <AngerFist> haha
[23:32:34] <Tremane> haha
[23:32:51] <fsvgm777> CoolFist
[23:33:12] <Mothrayas> AngerFreeze
[23:33:33] <AngerFist> i got that medusa look
[23:33:42] <Mothrayas> stone cold
[23:33:45] <Tremane> frozen to stone?
[23:34:01] <Brushy> There's also a song called Stone Cold Crazy by Queen.
[23:34:08] <Tremane> or an icecold look?
[23:34:29] <Mothrayas> a chilling stare
[23:34:33] <Masterjun> cold-blooded
[23:35:11] <Quibus> good night
[23:35:29] <Mothrayas> Quibus: have a cool night
[23:35:38] <moozooh> pls stahp
[23:35:44] <Quibus> oh, yeah, it's only 14°C here :-)
[23:35:44] <Tremane> stay fresh
[23:35:49] <Quibus> I'll keep it cool
[23:35:53] <Quibus> enjoy
[23:35:54] <--| Quibus has left #tasvideos ("Bedonken!")
[23:36:04] <Mothrayas> Bedonken!s are always cool
[23:36:10] <fsvgm777> Yes.
[23:36:14] <Mothrayas> but yeah I think we should put a freeze on the ice puns
[23:36:30] <Masterjun> they're getting (c)old
[23:36:49] <Tremane> alright
And there are most certainly more to come with time...

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