I should actually have a list of the weirdest things I've ever said, like I pretend I do. But now I don't have to pretend anymore. Everything presented without context, because it's funnier that way.

(01:16:04) <Samsara> why is it always me that has to answer questions while i'm bleeding from the mouth and booty simultaneously

(17:33:52) <Samsara> i guess i gotta go overseas to get me a dose of that face juice

(6:37:12 PM) Samsa: i'm into all the boys as a whole boy entity

Samsara: is that just, like, rash taking off pimple's legs and using them to beat enemies to death