Street Fucker is the eighteenth game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. This TAS is probably not fully optimized because it's hard to TAS with one hand.
- Emulator used: Penus
- Genre: Penus
- Penus
- Cures California drought by producing copious amounts of sea
Street Fucker is a hard game. You play as a naked man fighting other naked men. There are two attacks. One is to thwack people with your joystick, and the other is to shoot some White at your enemy. The White does like no damage, so we use the thwack attack. I pick Blowjob Bob and crush the tournament as fast as possible. Generally the best strategy is to corner your enemy and just keep whackin' em until they die.
- Asslickin Andy is easy as FUCK. That dude isn't even putting up a fight. That guy cowers into the corner immediately. I whack his ass to death.
- Rimjob Rick is the same, only his Whites are hard to dodge. So I shoot a white of my own and then kill him.
- Jism Jeff is tricky. He comes STEAMROLLIN' ahead at you. Thankfully we can get him in the corner without taking damage. Same goes for the next enemy. Can't believe the makers of this game would just mail it in like that
- Jizzmaster X is the most pathetic opponent in the game. He is derided worldwide, especially in the city of Ventura, Iowa, where he was shot to death inside an iHOP by Bronislaw Fiedorowicz. In this game, he just moves in a straight line. By moving for about a frame you can avoid all of his attacks and kill him easily.
Author's Commentary
- (disturbing heavy breathing noises. Slapping can be heard in the distance)
DID YOU KNOW: This TAS coincides with my 57th reelection as mayor of Bokoshe, Oklahoma
Fog: I do not condone the fucking of streets, but I feel obligated to judge this
Samsara: you did this all by hand? wow, what a great hand job
Fog: As much as I like the idea of a game where people square off against each other using only their dicks, this game (and run) falls limp. Rejecting.