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Post subject: My badass Zelda 2 run
Post subject: Re: My badass Zelda 2 run
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XP wrote:
Lest you should waste your time with other bullshit "speedrun" videos -- be aware that I am the best Zelda II player.
I think you don't understand the purpose of this site. Also you're completely incorrect. I could beat you for one and I imagine many others could likewise.
someone is out there who will like you. take off your mask so they can find you faster. I support the new Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-kun.
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I know "don't feed trolls" is #1 rule, but, I just can't help but laugh hysterically and point this out: negating how I fucked up on the last boss by getting hit like a hundred times. be aware that I am the best Zelda II player. I'm just going to let the "best Zelda 2 player, yet got hit a hundred times on the last boss" phrase speak for itself. Oh, and you brushed against many walls. This might be news to you, but this is a sign that you aren't the best Zelda 2 runner, because, well, the best speedrunners at games don't make mistakes.
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Boco wrote:
Also you're completely incorrect. I could beat you for one and I imagine many others could likewise.
Enlighten me. If you manage to match my skill and badassness and not get hit as many times by the thunderbird, I'll paypal you $20. Nobody could so far, except Scott Conrad.
Comicalflop wrote:
Oh, and you brushed against many walls.
WOW!
Comicalflop wrote:
This might be news to you, but this is a sign that you aren't the best Zelda 2 runner, because, well, the best speedrunners at games don't make mistakes.
The best speedrunners don't give a tug of a goat's cock about making miniscule mistakes such as "brushing against walls." If avoiding that constitutes "best speedrunning" then I can only conclude that those "best speedrunners" are probably all autistic motherfuckers.
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XP wrote:
Enlighten me. If you manage to match my skill and badassness and not get hit as many times by the thunderbird, I'll paypal you $20.
Really? It's tempting to earn some money. And why did you kill that many enemies? If it should be a speedrun, then wasting time to kill enemies to get useless XP, isn't a good thing...
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You're in the wrong place. This site is about using emulator tools to put together speedruns. If you're speedrunning the game by playing it normally, you want to go here: http://speeddemosarchive.com/yabb/YaBB.pl
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You know, it's not a Zelda II run if it's just the final section. It isn't that good to begin with, you wasted lots of time by fighting things you don't have to, and it's completely not what this site is about. In fact, the current glitched Zelda run on this site completes the whole game faster than you do that one section
Post subject: Re: My badass Zelda 2 run
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XP wrote:
Nobody can touch these m4dskillz
Flip wrote:
You know, it's not a Zelda II run if it's just the final section. It isn't that good to begin with, you wasted lots of time by fighting things you don't have to, and it's completely not what this site is about. In fact, the current glitched Zelda run on this site completes the whole game faster than you do that one section
Burn. Also, look at the upper-left hand corner of the site. There you will see a logo.
Awesome Logo wrote:
Tool-assisted superplay movies
I know, judging by your second post, you'll come back and say "But wait, I am a tool! I'm a huge tool! I made a super movie!!!11", but we use emulators, savestates, frame advance, etc. to produce as perfect as possible runs. Head over to SDA if you want to show off your "skillz", or at least make an effort to learn about what we do here.
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If you haven't noticed this yet, XP = Xpenguin, who should be banned from here.
Post subject: Re: My badass Zelda 2 run
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mmbossman wrote:
I know, judging by your second post, you'll come back and say "But wait, I am a tool! I'm a huge tool! I made a super movie!!!11", but we use emulators, savestates, frame advance, etc. to produce as perfect as possible runs.
Ahahaha, score!
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Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.
Post subject: Re: My badass Zelda 2 run
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Banned and canned. Don't waste your energy debating with people who cannot communicate in a civilized way.

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