Post subject: An easy game, just for some easy lulz
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After all this talk about old games' abandoned features... an SMB1 clone. Found it on youtube. It's so easy you'll love it. Syobon Action
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Bisqwit wrote:
Drama, too long, didn't read, lol.
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when i start the .exe my screen flashes wild and nothing really happens oO
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the exe just opened a window and shut down:( Maybe if I used the Japanese version of Windows XP...
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moozooh wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NA5xQBEW_I
For hilarious, sometimes disturbing commentary: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dongs.exe/
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arflech wrote:
the exe just opened a window and shut down:( Maybe if I used the Japanese version of Windows XP...
have you extracted it to a folder?
"Genuine self-esteem, however, consists not of causeless feelings, but of certain knowledge about yourself. It rests on the conviction that you — by your choices, effort and actions — have made yourself into the kind of person able to deal with reality. It is the conviction — based on the evidence of your own volitional functioning — that you are fundamentally able to succeed in life and, therefore, are deserving of that success." - Onkar Ghate
Bisqwit wrote:
Drama, too long, didn't read, lol.
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pirate_sephiroth wrote:
arflech wrote:
the exe just opened a window and shut down:( Maybe if I used the Japanese version of Windows XP...
have you extracted it to a folder?
I always do; I'm not dumb enough to think a exe can run from inside a zip I blame my old underpowered video card
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My friends at uni play this. Though they call it Cat-mario. One can beat it really fast :)
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Oh, is that what that game is really called? I had gotten used to calling it Dongs.exe.
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Downloaded it from [URL=http://bf-web.net/~BluvClub/creates/kichiku.lzh]here[/URL] and it worked. Didn't try the other link though. Using Vista. Edit: Beat it, all __eight__ levels. I didn't find it as easy as the OP though. Had around -1350 lives when I finally made it. Lots of deaths where caused by lag and for some reason the game didn't always register my pressing of the jump button (for the short jumps). That leads me to believe that other button presses couldn't have been registered any better, so that should have caused some random screw-ups. But it would have been hard even if it wasn't for that imo. Maybe it's only my laptop's fault though. Beat it with -46 lives now. I guess I just needed a little practice. Also, pirate_sephiroth's link leads to a version that has less stages than the one I've played and is thus a lot easier. I recommend downloading the version I've played if you're looking for more of a challenge. Sorry for bolding this. >_>
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hmmm yeah... the version I got is a beta or something... and the only way I culd finish it was by pressing "0" at the title screen, at stage 2. An ending thing came when I walked into the wrong pipe.
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Bisqwit wrote:
Drama, too long, didn't read, lol.
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Beat it with -32 lives now and I don't know if I'll ever play it again. The last two levels are a bitch. But it was fun, so thanks. ^^
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Honestly, I can't reach stage 5 unless I use the level select. Also wtf is that stage you start trapped inside a wall... and at those later stages, the awful controls are especially awful.
"Genuine self-esteem, however, consists not of causeless feelings, but of certain knowledge about yourself. It rests on the conviction that you — by your choices, effort and actions — have made yourself into the kind of person able to deal with reality. It is the conviction — based on the evidence of your own volitional functioning — that you are fundamentally able to succeed in life and, therefore, are deserving of that success." - Onkar Ghate
Bisqwit wrote:
Drama, too long, didn't read, lol.