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Post subject: TASVideos Grue "Jokes" (split from various subm. threads)
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TASVideos Grue wrote:
om, nom, nom... 'twas dry
Here, have a glass of water!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Guga
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Oh my god, shut up. Your jokes aren't funny. In fact, they are as bad as YoungJ's.
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om nom nom...'twas dry Kidding, kidding, kidding! Would you expect to believe that I was TASVideos Grue? I mean, seriously!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Guga
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JWinslow23 wrote:
om nom nom...'twas dry Kidding, kidding, kidding! Would you expect to believe that I was TASVideos Grue? I mean, seriously!
Please...
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JWinslow23 wrote:
Kidding, kidding, kidding! Would you expect to believe that I was TASVideos Grue? I mean, seriously!
Yes I would after seeing this shit.
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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NitroGenesis wrote:
JWinslow23 wrote:
[îmg]http://www.google.ca/search?q=water+bottle&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Ple-UMjxOoeU2QWemYG4AQ&biw=768&bih=928&sei=QVe-UL7SI-Ke2AWOk4D4BA&redir_esc=&ei=H6S_UKPgM7SB0QGLsYCABA#biv=i|6;d|18cY6q3J7PuPHM: [/îmg]
Did you expect that to work? LMAO
I'm new at this, OK? I barely got this to work!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Player (56)
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TASVideos Grue wrote:
om, nom, nom... blech, stale!
Please, eat your toast BEFORE the butter dries!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Guga
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Please shut up.
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Your signature, "Mmm", implies that you LIKE stale toast. No more doggy Bisqwits for you, Guga! Instead, stale toast for every meal!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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JWinslow23 wrote:
Your signature, "Mmm", implies that you LIKE stale toast. No more doggy Bisqwits for you, Guga! Instead, stale toast for every meal!
Nice taking his signature totally out of context. I can do that too you know? Watch:
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Hm...since he posted on this thread about toast, given his signature, he must've loaded the wrong state, causing him to post a joke to the wrong thread! And since he loaded the wrong state, he's about to go into a great depression; since we all know only sad people commit suicide, and based on his signature, he wants to kill himself, therefore, he's depressed! Also, since he's about to redo 11 years of hard labour, he must've been a workaholic! No wonder he's depressed! Everyone knows work = misery. He must've overworked himself into loading the wrong state, causing him to become even more miserable, and eventually escalating into death! In short: What the heck did I just wrote?
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om nom nom...yummy! You fell for it! You fell for it! I can't believe it! You actually fell for it this time!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Guga
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...sigh...
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Guga wrote:
...sigh...
Have a MUGG of tea! Calms you right down!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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JWinslow23 wrote:
Have a MUGG of tea! Calms you right down!
Please stop doing this.
It's hard to look this good. My TAS projects
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JWinslow23, here is a hole. You may crawl into it. And stay there.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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adelikat wrote:
JWinslow23 wrote:
Have a MUGG of tea! Calms you right down!
Please stop doing this.
OK, I'll keep my jokes in the appropriate topic. Until then, keep Guga fed (he loves doggy Bisqwits, leftover pasta, and MUGGs of tea), and pick up after him every now and then. Get it? Leftover PASTA? pasta is a user on TASVideos! Ha ha ha! Don't you get it? Don't you...eh, I'm stupid. Edit: Nitro, I see no hole.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
Guga
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JWinslow23 wrote:
Don't you...eh, I'm stupid.
Yep.
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Okay guys. This isn't the place. Please stop.
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This thread was formed from the merging of various splits from submission threads. All concerned posts were off-topic and had nothing to do with the submissions.

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