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Posted: 5/9/2012 9:30 AM

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gamedirector

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Part? 1: Tale of the TV Dinner Party Nach was having one of his good idea days. To be honest, he didn't know what to do about it. "Hey guys," quietly proclaimed Nach. "I'm having one of those good idea days. I don't know what to do about it. It's gonna be really big." He paced around the lounge he wasn't really invited in but liked going to it and personnel were slow and not haste in excommunicating him from the break chambers. "I'm telling you guys, it's a really big envelop I've got planned. "What you got in mind?" questioned Groog. Heck, everyone questioned it but they were not sure if it was in their right to question him Since Groog was the first to question him he became the official spokesperson of the breakroom. "I was thinking of a TV Dinner party we have to commemorate our calling. It would make us very happy and help out a lot of obliged individuals who haven't had certain textures of dinner contours. I think we could use some poster board to advertise the event. Wouldn't that be soo cool?" "I don't really like the idea," replied spokesperson Groog. "Afterall it doesn't make sense since we eat those dinners during lunch anyway. I'm going to go to the washroom and pull giant napkins out of the wall now." "This makes me mad you guys don't want to porticipate," replied Nach. He always pronounced participate silly. It's just his upbringing I guess. "I'm gonna make it so good you're gonna wish you were more open to the idea. You'll see. You'll all see it with your pupils." "I'm gonna go back to work now!" exclaims Groog with the giant napkin. He had to find some better boots for his pet deer he named clybold after his shift so his time is all but steady. Unlike a butter knife. Butter knives are so steady they fit in drawers and make people happy. "So no takers on this TV Dinner party then?" inquired Nach once again. "Sorry Giblet, not this time," replies Patriot Dave the new spokesperson of the room. He is very interested in foot games and doesn't like it when people call him Dave Patriot. Nach knows this even, but he was called giblet he has a project to be done so he brushes it off like a leaf falling on his chuck roast in the winter time.. "Please don't call me giblet. I have errands to run now." So he runs. He runs really fast.. it makes him happy. Then he advertises his TV Dinner party. It was really big. Some celebrity tabloid place got a hold of it and it attracted an aristocratic crowd of a couple dozen. A beautiful chandelier in the concert hall struck a reflection as Nach could see his own kneecaps in it. He didn't admire them though because he has a mission to fulfill. He circles the party and makes sure the preparations were right. It was a great party. They fossilized TV dinners. Even Gregory PECK. He served the dinners around as a promotion to the new film The Frozen Swimming pool about a landshark that really just wants to play tennis with the mackerel but fish are scared of him without his tie dye zucchetto hat. They fossilized tv dinners and drank champagne and read ghost stories and PECK even played a little piano. I didn't know he played any tunes. You might not have either.

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Posted: 5/9/2012 4:54 PM

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KusogeMan

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reminds me of the horrible tommy wiseau movie.

I want all good TAS inside TASvideos, it's my motto. TAS i'm interested: Megaman series, specially the RPGs! Where is the mmbn1 all chips TAS we deserve? Where is the Command Mission TAS? i'm slowly moving away from TASing fighting games for speed, maybe it's time to start finding some entertainment value in TASing.

Posted: 5/9/2012 7:32 PM

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CoolKirby

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... Huh?

Posted: 5/9/2012 9:35 PM

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Guga

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Posted: 5/10/2012 3:22 AM

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Bobmario511

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Looking forward to chapter 2

Posted: 5/11/2012 8:22 PM

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sameasusual

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Is this story based on a ton of IRC inside jokes?

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Posted: 5/12/2012 1:26 AM

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KusogeMan

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sameasusual wrote:

Is this story based on a ton of IRC inside jokes?

probably

Posted: 5/13/2012 6:11 AM

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sameasusual wrote:

Is this story based on a ton of IRC inside jokes?

If it is, then I apparently don't hang out enough in IRC to get any of them.

Warning: Opinions expressed by Nach or others in this post do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions, or position of Nach himself on the matter(s) being discussed therein.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:48 AM

Post subject: Chapter 2

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The next target, aka Where I shouldn't know What is at a Fox News Studio regarding law for lj. Nach was tired, he spent the whole night remainder kind of tired since he was in a room full of aristocrats and glam. His business model wasn't so tech savvy he couldn't depict it. He just couldn't integrate it all quite yet. It was like his Cello case. He wanted it to be rounder, or have a more flamboyant cello in it, one that exclaimed his characteristics. But guys, I don't know what to do? The next day passed without mention, not even a full paragraph prior to this one. D00d I talk in RED! That was grog, not to confused with groog.. He is a giant beverage mug not to be confused with ET who is a coffee mug that likes to read the funnies. He wasn't having the best day but He wanted to pass on his judgment on the former description notated. but Pilgrim can you talk in regular text for this hearing? asked nah who was the abbreviated version of Nach. I apologize nah, I will do better, and put that in. "So anyway The studio wants to regard laws for lj. should we turn on the program to listen?" "NO... I don't want to" pronounced former chairman groog. "in fact I didn't want to be chairman in the first place. What are you doing in our break room?" "I just want to fly again Give me the apple sauce and I won't make you buy luggage because you won't find a better cup in the cupboard or better stew than the stewardess.." said nach. "Did you say stewardess? I'm off to my civic duty to avenge with my snow cap on and make a drink chilled to perfection" replied GROG as he left. END OF CHAPTER 2

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Posted: 3/18/2013 12:16 PM

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gamedirector wrote:

D00d I talk in RED!

..... C0DE RED, anyone?

LLCoolDave wrote:

This seems to be competing for the "Worst looking TAS of 2011" Award.

Posted: 3/18/2013 9:03 PM

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Guga

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C00l

Posted: 3/23/2013 8:46 AM

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sameasusual

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So we can expect chapter 3 in ten months then? (5/2012 -> 3/2013 -> 1/2014?)

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Posted: 3/25/2013 2:33 AM

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BigBoct

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gamedirector wrote:

D00d I talk in RED!

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Truth

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Posted: 3/25/2013 3:40 AM

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boct1584 wrote:

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Truth

This message is false.

LLCoolDave wrote:

This seems to be competing for the "Worst looking TAS of 2011" Award.

Posted: 9/15/2013 11:21 PM

Post subject: CHAPTER 3: Bear? BEAR

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Nach was busy talking to Sandia Claus so much he forgot where he put his snow cap because he was bending the fabric of reality just by being there. It was his intention to correct that as he foresaw the tree in the envelop that mirrored within the confines of our society but nevertheless he moved on and went into the wilderness where there was a bear he was talking to was telling Hickman hints on his poker tactics. "so you should really only draw 3 cards if you're worried about the elements. Make sure you use all your paws to pick them up like i do." The bear spoke calmly as he delivered the unique advice to the young yet bewildered Natch. "but I don't have any paws :(" replied Natchez. "Hotbed you greet that colon right parenthesizes in your quotation in your sentence then Cranach?" "I don't know :(" "Me neither" "I'm having one of the noble Belvedere...pillars of knighthood. There's no record of his good idea days. I don't Tepee!!!!!! KNOW! Who cares?" "I care!" replied the bear. "Why do ----- you care? Are you insane in the end...?" The opening scene is astounding, wonderfully crafted, and packed up so much that there's a goodness given out that reminds us of what seems to be done so he brushes it off like a leaf falling on his checkbook. "I'm gonna make it so good you're gonna wish you were more open to the "Darin Report" released last year Won't you join me on a wheel chair. He jumps on the wheel chair. The reindeer are ready. Rudolph flies down with an idea in his right hand partially bit. Finally in December, the elf named Myca decided to simply just play the sequence and enjoy it as it's created for that service. Sometimes it's important to be created. Without that, you wouldn't exist.. Mr bear looks down and questions his claws as Bach counts the tooth picks in his teeth. "I have to be merry about this because it's getting so close to the holidays. I wonder if my spine can even handle the culture in this environment because it's kind of important not to question the questionnaire man. Maybe if I took this cup and put a scarf inside of it, scarves would bloom in the summer just before the shopping season is over. Maybe it would season you with just the right amount of pepper." "I'll Season you," said the bear. "NOOOOOOOOO" SEASONS GREETINGS TBC

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Posted: 9/16/2013 9:49 PM

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