Just trolling, man! ;)
But yeah, the notion of "consoles real gamers use", even if jokular, has become rather ambiguous because consoles are dying. They've essentially become overpriced PCs whose main use is to play overpriced games that aren't available on a PC, all the while enduring inferior image quality and sharp framerate drops. Hardcore populace is holding on to previous generations and actual PC games, while casuals move on to iOS/Android, browser games (Facebook apps included), and shovelware Steam titles.
This generation has run out of steam (lol) by 2009, and there won't be any "simple" selling points to make people pay through their nose for new systems once again, like improved graphics, or wireless capabilities, or motion-sensing controls, or stereoscopy, or multimedia capabilities, or touchpads—it's all been done, or at least claimed, this gen. Trying to use any of this to sell essentially what Wii was to Gamecube will not work with the underwhelming game library typical for all of this gen's consoles.
Ironically, Nintendo may still have the chance simply because they waited out before hopping onto the HD train, so they would be able to deliver a real qualitative leap compared to the Wii. Besides, history has shown a new Mario or Zelda would be as good as a killer app for their systems.
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I don't intend to drag this thread off-topic, so if there happens to be some interesting discussion I'll split it.