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A game which has more air time than You Have to Burn the Rope but less input.
If you die in the game, you crash in real life.

It's basically superhuman input

Yup... just like other superhuman crap we have

Game Explanation

Part of the 2015 Global Game Jam Ichi Ni San created by Quang Nguyen (quangdx) was made to blend in what games told you to do and working it out yourself by level design.
It gives little instructions on what to do and tight input for when you have to perform.
No RNG means if there is shit input that I somehow produced you can splice it in.

Noxxa: Claiming.
Noxxa: As pointed out in the discussion topic, the run is too trivial to qualify as a speedrun record, and the game is too obscure to meet notability requirements for the Vault. Rejecting.

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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #5312: Spikestuff's GB Ichi Ni San in 00:33.54
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This should fit quite nicely with our other superhuman input TASes in the vault, but not entertaining in the slightest.
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That was stupid.
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Barring the jump to fall down faster at 0:06, I have seen very little in this game that validates it as a speed record. The jump timings throughout the game are not that hard and can be done reasonably consistently in real time with some practice. Do the first jump in the game right and then clear the rest of it without missing a jump and you will have an RTA run that matches this time nearly exactly. I think it's too trivial to be worth a publication. It's a very obscure game as well, being only available on the GGJ site and having just a few playthrough videos with just around a hundred views each.
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
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Ok, I am amused, but I still don't think this meets the goals of Vault tier. Does anything you do actually affect the speed of the run, as long as you keep running and don't die?
Used to be a frequent submissions commenter. My new computer has had some issues running emulators, so I've been here more sporadically. Still haven't gotten around to actually TASing yet... I was going to improve Kid Dracula for GB. It seems I was beaten to it, though, with a recent awesome run by Hetfield90 and StarvinStruthers. (http://tasvideos.org/2928M.html.) Thanks to goofydylan8 for running Gargoyle's Quest 2 because I mentioned the game! (http://tasvideos.org/2001M.html) Thanks to feos and MESHUGGAH for taking up runs of Duck Tales 2 because of my old signature! Thanks also to Samsara for finishing a Treasure Master run. From the submission comments:
Shoutouts and thanks to mklip2001 for arguably being the nicest and most supportive person on the forums.
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Seriously? Any halfway-competent programmer can make a game like this in a single afternoon. I should hope this falls well short of our notability requirement for unofficial games. No vote.
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That was... stupid x) It's a Meh for me
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It's serious! I'm not sure it's entertaining to watch a player jump and exit the windows quickly. it's not a good game choice for tasing and I not understand this choice...I closed my eyes one instant and lost 1/4 of your run! Vote no for the question of entertaining.
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I was definitely entertained and voted yes. I hope this is published in the vault, though I will understand if it is rejected for not meeting notability standards.
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