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Inspired by the Man who played through every single damn licensed NES game TheMexicanRunner to completion and had to learn the Australian sport of Aussie Rules (even though the game doesn't capture shit) I bring you Long damn ass Order by this frickin Pig (or essentially 97 rounds of Simon Says).

The Layers

  • BizHawk 1.12.0
  • TASMania (Not to be confused with Tasmania.)
  • Power Pad Game
  • Super Human
  • Aims for maximum score
  • Puzzles the User on why I didn't do Egg-Splode! instead but in reality I wanted to just spam TASVideos with "Oink"

Superhuman input for a power pad game? Are you serious?

Yes. The entire point of this game is basically as the opening mentions is that it's Simon Says on a power pad.
People have difficulties with one, the other or both and now putting it in a single game? Well I'll be screw the devs for doing this, get me a pen and paper and hate the entire thing thr- oh right TAStudio simplified everything.

This is another part of the submission

So according to my "Oinks" I had stuff written here, do I know what it means? Nope, I was just half awake at 11am when April Fools commenced and hit submit with a page full of "Oink"

Special Thanks

  • TheMexicanRunner for not dying when he played through it.
  • TASMania for Existing.
  • And those that didn't say a peep on what this submission was when I had it completed a few months ago and already up on YouTube.

Fat bloody Pig.


pls
Masterjun: Judging.
Masterjun: When human skills are just not enough. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to jump around at the speed to communicate with aliens. Anyways, this game is Vault-eligible and the run is optimized. Accepting to Vault as a fastest completion.
fsvgm777: Processing.

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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #5431: Spikestuff's NES Short Order in 1:23:48.27
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I voted oink
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Ha ha! Nice. :) After all that, you only get 'Good'. What does it take to get 'Great' or 'Excellent', I wonder.
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Id-day you now-kay that the ord-tay oink is used 329 imes-tay?
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Id-day you now-kay that the ord-tay oink is used 329 imes-tay?
330. You missed one.
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This is pretty funny, but this April Fools submission would have reached legendary status if you had included a photo of a homemade version of the final burger.
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I would like to see a person eat the 99-layer burger.
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Bobo the King wrote:
This is pretty funny, but this April Fools submission would have reached legendary status if you had included a photo of a homemade version of the final burger.
Why not just go the whole hog (pun intended) and have an "in real life" TAS? I'm sure someone somewhere's working on a reality emulator.
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Easy yes vote. This challenge was a fun highlight of TMR's NESMania, and a TAS of it should definitely be published. Great job Spike!
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This movie has been published. The posts before this message apply to the submission, and posts after this message apply to the published movie. ---- [3372] NES Short Order by Spikestuff in 1:23:48.27
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