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Another topic in the Off-Topic forum is: In Ten Years This Player Will Be.... I usually don't literally laugh out loud at something posted on the internet as I did at this exchange between me and mmbossman:
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Funny quotations, eh? I love to take a quote and then add ellipses to change what the person meant. Quotes out of context are the best kind. Brackets are common, too. My history book uses brackets to explain, insert, and replace words in quotations. I find it vexing [annoying] when... [words] are omitted or [changed]. Anyway, here's an example of a good quote gone bad:
And now, I have asked my good friend Anonymous for a few insights:
You could always try the "Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense" sections of Wikipedia for a chuckle or two.
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Chamale, what is it like to have your image being constantly tarnished by association? Furthermore, am I correct to assume that your mother is not a living organism because she died in a hideous car accident 2 years ago? If so, RRRRidgerrracerrrr is a terrible person to joke about it.
Seriously, though; what is with all these terrible threads in OT lately? What is this, SDA's General Chat? “Post your favorite Mario quotes. Mine is a tie between ‘here we go' and the ‘mama-mia' lolz.”
We should start a Mama Luigi quotes topic!
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"
"Good thing I found a magic balloon!"
"You're dealing with a licensed plumber here!"
"Cool it, caterpillar breath!"
"(Yowlih) It's the lift-off that got me!"
"Mario, wherever you are... HEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEELP!"
"And I found myself face-to-face with a FIRE SUMO!"
"See, Yoshisaur? Nothing to be scared of in the water. EXCEPT THAT!"
put yourself in my rocketpack if that poochie is one outrageous dude
You think this is bad? One time in science class, we were dissecting lilies, and he tried to impregnate one of them by rubbing the stamen of one against the pistil of another. When it didn't work, he threw it down the sink.
No, my mon isn't dead. It was one of the common "your mom" jokes, said to someone else whose mom was dead.
I was making a list of "Robbieisms" (RRidgway's first name), but he ripped up the list. IIRC:
"Haggisness"
"Homelessnesslessnesslessnesslessnesslessnesses"
In response to "One door closes, another opens"
"What if the door supposed to open is locked?"
More coming later.