Nuts & Milk is a platform game deriving influences from a number of famous Nintendo games, including Mario Bros. (green and red fireballs), Donkey Kong Jr. (spring platforms, jumping from ladder to ladder and fruits) and Wrecking Crew (barrels). And as Kirby shows us, nothing can go wrong when you start with pink blobs.
Game objectives
- Emulator used: FCEUX 2.0.3-interim
- Finishes the last stage as fast as possible
- Plays in hardest mode (mode B)
- Uses warps
Gameplaywise, it is a simple game. The goal in every stage is to confiscate all the delicious fruits from the wrong-color blobs (they're of different color than you and your girlfriend after all) after which you can enter your girlfriend's house and have cake. In the bonus stages, you don't need to confiscate any fruits, but I'm sure the girlfriend would appreciate still it very much, despite apparently being homeless that time.
Stages 1-49
These stages are skipped.
Stage 50
The platforms in this stage spell the word "END", denoting the last stage
of this game. To complete the game, one must study the game objectives
and fulfill them. The evil blobs are kind of hard to dodge due to the
inability of the hero to jump on ladders, except to fall onto another ladder.
After completing the 50th stage, the game does not give any indication
of having completed the game. It starts the 1st stage instead. Guess that
serves one right for having skipped the 49 other stages.
Truncated: I think this submission is going nowhere from the four initial "No vote, duh". Watching stages being skipped instead of played is not interesting.
