Hi! My name is Noah Tomlin, also known as theenglishman, but I'm Canadian. Don't ask. I'm a longtime member/lurker in the forums but a rather inexperienced TASer here. I'm currently working on obsoleting my one published run, 'Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time' for the GameBoy Advance.
About me
Well, my real name is Noah Tomlin. I'm seventeen and I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, but I will be moving to Halifax, Nova Soctia, in August. I just recently graduated from high school in Toronto.
Interests: Movies, books, video games, music, editorial journalism. I play the clarinet, piano, guitar (starting) and some percussion. I speak bits and pieces of Hebrew, Latin, Mandarin and French. I enjoy TASing, writing screenplays and doing editorial pieces for the hell of it.
I stumbled upon TASvideos through Speed Demos Archive. I remember watching Morimoto's old SMB3 run a few years before and thinking nothing of it, until I found this site (back when it was still called NESvideos). I've been hooked ever since!
Believe it or not, I used to be good friends with (and go to the same school as) SuperSonic101 over at The Sonic Center. In fact, he introduced me to the speedrunning community in the first place.
So now I'm in the middle of exam time (fun I know) but speedrun progress is coming along nicely on my newest version of Prince of Persia. If you're interested in the finer subtleties of the tricks and glitches I use, keep reading!
Current Run - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Link to current WIP: http://dehacked.2y.net/microstorage.php/info/1015067008/pop-sandsoftime-tasv2.5-theenglishman.vbm.
Frames saved as of WIP (beginning of S1BOSS): 1,079 frames from the published run.
Frame comparisons (for v1, v2 and v3)
UPDATE: Restarting again from S1R10.
The table is incomplete and will be updated as I progress further through my v3. More coming soon. (yes, S1R9 is skipped)
Room Name | v1 | v2 | v3 (length, frames) |
---|---|---|---|
S0R1 | 393 | 383 | 350 |
S1R1 | 1436 | 1398 | 1371 |
S1R2 | 1396 | 1385 | 1313 |
S1R3 | 523 | 520 | 501 |
S1R4 | 1424 | 1412 | 1353 |
S1R5 | 566 | 519 | 495 |
S1R6 | 1290 | 1236 | 1155 |
S1R7 | 770 | 756 | 712 |
S1R8 | 1359 | 1358 | 1286 |
S1R10 | 1201 | 1188 | 1139 |
S1R11 | 1320 | 1267 | 1245 |
S1R12 | 1708 | 1704 | 1597 |
S1BOSS | 1538 | 1524 | 1520? |
S1R12a | 739 | 717 | 711? |
S2R1 | Calculating | ? | ? |
Favourite IRC quotes
<theenglishman> BisqBot, you suck
<BisqBot> That function is not possible
<BisqBot> That function is not possible
<Comicalflop> adelikat is hot
<adelikat> ooh baby
<Comicalflop> can I frame advance your body?
<adelikat> ooh baby
<Comicalflop> can I frame advance your body?
<DeHackEd> !
<Atma> ?
<mushroom> .
<DK64_MASTER> ¿
<AKA> é
<Soulrivers> ø
<DK64_MASTER> that's not punctuation
<Soulrivers> å
<Soulrivers> ä
<Soulrivers> ö
<Soulrivers> :(
<Soulrivers> ×
<DK64_MASTER> ¡
<Soulrivers> ¬
<Atma> ?
<mushroom> .
<DK64_MASTER> ¿
<AKA> é
<Soulrivers> ø
<DK64_MASTER> that's not punctuation
<Soulrivers> å
<Soulrivers> ä
<Soulrivers> ö
<Soulrivers> :(
<Soulrivers> ×
<DK64_MASTER> ¡
<Soulrivers> ¬
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<_Q> probably the most annoying is that it warns you at 48 hours
<_Q> which can be rather short notice
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_Q pokes moozooh - you okay?
<AngerFist> hehe
<moozooh> yeah, it's alright now, thanks.
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<_Q> probably the most annoying is that it warns you at 48 hours
<_Q> which can be rather short notice
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_Q pokes moozooh - you okay?
<AngerFist> hehe
<moozooh> yeah, it's alright now, thanks.
<DK64_MASTER> <Raiscan> I want a fan, dammit
<DK64_MASTER> get a rectangle piece of paper
<DK64_MASTER> fold the left side in a slight amount
<DK64_MASTER> invert
<DK64_MASTER> repeat
<Raiscan> you all fail at misinterpretation
<DK64_MASTER> until paper become sufficiently thin
<DK64_MASTER> then fold in half
<DK64_MASTER> and unfurl.
<Raiscan> :-/
<DK64_MASTER> get a rectangle piece of paper
<DK64_MASTER> fold the left side in a slight amount
<DK64_MASTER> invert
<DK64_MASTER> repeat
<Raiscan> you all fail at misinterpretation
<DK64_MASTER> until paper become sufficiently thin
<DK64_MASTER> then fold in half
<DK64_MASTER> and unfurl.
<Raiscan> :-/
<blahmoomoo> ok, suicide #1... you enter a room and fall off a cliff near the beginning
Rinn is now known as NoxwissAsevenack
<theenglishman> yep
<theenglishman> the second one is after the major sequence break
<blahmoomoo> grr
<blahmoomoo> I see number two now
<NoxwissAsevenack> blahmoomoo: You should clean it up.
Rinn is now known as NoxwissAsevenack
<theenglishman> yep
<theenglishman> the second one is after the major sequence break
<blahmoomoo> grr
<blahmoomoo> I see number two now
<NoxwissAsevenack> blahmoomoo: You should clean it up.
* TEM|Studying hands Comicalflop a yarmulke
<Comicalflop> a what?
<Comicalflop> stop handing me sex objects
<Comicalflop> a what?
<Comicalflop> stop handing me sex objects
<theenglishman> what would Last King of Scotland have been like if the doctor stayed with Canada
* mike89 sleep
<mr_roberts_z> see what i did thar
<theenglishman> *badum pshhhhhh*
* mike89 has quit ("Leaving")
<theenglishman> I think that guy would have been doing tax grabs for Mulroney or something
<Vatchern> tem, so im guessing you are a leafs fan?
<theenglishman> in practice, not in faith sadly >_<M
<mr_roberts_z> TEM: probably would've been Trudeau
<theenglishman> yeah considering the time period
<Vatchern> i think like 50% of the population of newfoundland are leafs fans
<mr_roberts_z> I'll shut up now
<theenglishman> he would have just missed the October Crisis
* rogueyosh has quit ()
<theenglishman> and would be Trudeau's physician to keep his pulse at bay during the Summit Series
<mr_roberts_z> Hmm..maybe we're more Ugandan than we thought
<theenglishman> THE LAST KINGS OF HOCKEY
<theenglishman> I like it
<mr_roberts_z> Lawl, it all works out
<mr_roberts_z> Humerous parody..? Or Oscar winning epic?
<theenglishman> a young Scottish physician goes to Canada and is utterly perplexed by hockey's popularity, and must endure the gruelling Summit Series
<theenglishman> also Foster Hewitt makes a random cameo for no fucking reason
<theenglishman> and, in an attempt to entertain rather than provide historical accuracy, Bobby Orr joins the 72 Summit team and scores instead of Paul Henderson
<mr_roberts_z> XD
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<mr_roberts_z> Maybe we could throw Terry Fox in somewhere too, for more variety
<theenglishman> Orr WAS actually slated to join the 72 Summit team
<theenglishman> so was Gordie How
<theenglishman> e
<theenglishman> Howe couldn't join because of the WHL fiasco
<theenglishman> and Orr retired early because of his bad knee
<theenglishman> Roberts: Terry Fox had not started the Marathon of Hope by 1972
<theenglishman> that was in 1980
<mr_roberts_z> Oh yeah, that's right
<theenglishman> he didn't even lose his leg until 1976
<mr_roberts_z> Well, we could still throw him in there somewhere, just for the cameo-ness
<theenglishman> no, '77
<theenglishman> maybe a young Terry Fox asking for Darryl Sittler's autograph?
<theenglishman> we know how much he adored the guy
<theenglishman> similar to how the doctor arrives right during Amin's coup, he should arrive just after the October Crisis resolves
<mr_roberts_z> Sounds good
<theenglishman> oh yeah, and there's a romantic subplot involving Margaret Trudeau
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<theenglishman> and then the film climaxes with the 75 referendum
<mr_roberts_z> Awesome
<theenglishman> and the dénoument is the doctor and Trudeau settling their differences, meeting up again in 1977 and watching Star Wars together
<Comicalflop> oh, I bet it climaxes
<theenglishman> shut up Comic :)
<Comicalflop> ;-)
<Comicalflop> I say what we're all thinking
<theenglishman> you know how in Last King of Scotland the guy skips over Canada first before going to Uganda?
<Comicalflop> nope
<Comicalflop> bbl, food
<theenglishman> Roberts and I are wondering what would have happened if he had stayed with Canada
<theenglishman> so...
<theenglishman> Trudeau is suffering from G.I. problems after the October Crisis
<theenglishman> and the doctor keeps racking up the phone bill trying to seduce Margaret
<mr_roberts_z> Oh snap, Justin Trudeau could be the sick son
<Crysalim> hey, anothergamer, if you're still around
<theenglishman> yes!
<Crysalim> the super dodge ball game rocks anyway
<theenglishman> fuck yes!
<Crysalim> despite what you said
<Crysalim> the breaking items is the only way to balance how rigged some of them are
<Crysalim> super master? come on now
<theenglishman> and an epic showdown between Trudeau, the doctor and Jacques Parizeau over Chinese food
<mr_roberts_z> It's epic
<theenglishman> and Trudeau sitting back and watching Lévesque and Parizeau catfight over him
<roxARGH> whoa, whoa
<roxARGH> what did I miss
<theenglishman> and the doctor teaches Trudeau how to pirouette!
<NesVideoAgent> Post edited by Wyster (N64gam: Perfect Dark): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/169784#169784
<mr_roberts_z> And at the end he escapes back to Scotland on an Air Canada jet
<NesVideoAgent> Post edited by Wyster (N64gam: Perfect Dark): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/169784#169784
<theenglishman> sweet
<theenglishman> and he sheds a tear back home when Joe Clark takes office
<mr_roberts_z> XD
<theenglishman> the last lines of the film:
<theenglishman> "Joe Who? The motherfucker!"
<mr_roberts_z> This is fucking brilliant
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<mr_roberts_z> see what i did thar
<theenglishman> *badum pshhhhhh*
* mike89 has quit ("Leaving")
<theenglishman> I think that guy would have been doing tax grabs for Mulroney or something
<Vatchern> tem, so im guessing you are a leafs fan?
<theenglishman> in practice, not in faith sadly >_<M
<mr_roberts_z> TEM: probably would've been Trudeau
<theenglishman> yeah considering the time period
<Vatchern> i think like 50% of the population of newfoundland are leafs fans
<mr_roberts_z> I'll shut up now
<theenglishman> he would have just missed the October Crisis
* rogueyosh has quit ()
<theenglishman> and would be Trudeau's physician to keep his pulse at bay during the Summit Series
<mr_roberts_z> Hmm..maybe we're more Ugandan than we thought
<theenglishman> THE LAST KINGS OF HOCKEY
<theenglishman> I like it
<mr_roberts_z> Lawl, it all works out
<mr_roberts_z> Humerous parody..? Or Oscar winning epic?
<theenglishman> a young Scottish physician goes to Canada and is utterly perplexed by hockey's popularity, and must endure the gruelling Summit Series
<theenglishman> also Foster Hewitt makes a random cameo for no fucking reason
<theenglishman> and, in an attempt to entertain rather than provide historical accuracy, Bobby Orr joins the 72 Summit team and scores instead of Paul Henderson
<mr_roberts_z> XD
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<mr_roberts_z> Maybe we could throw Terry Fox in somewhere too, for more variety
<theenglishman> Orr WAS actually slated to join the 72 Summit team
<theenglishman> so was Gordie How
<theenglishman> e
<theenglishman> Howe couldn't join because of the WHL fiasco
<theenglishman> and Orr retired early because of his bad knee
<theenglishman> Roberts: Terry Fox had not started the Marathon of Hope by 1972
<theenglishman> that was in 1980
<mr_roberts_z> Oh yeah, that's right
<theenglishman> he didn't even lose his leg until 1976
<mr_roberts_z> Well, we could still throw him in there somewhere, just for the cameo-ness
<theenglishman> no, '77
<theenglishman> maybe a young Terry Fox asking for Darryl Sittler's autograph?
<theenglishman> we know how much he adored the guy
<theenglishman> similar to how the doctor arrives right during Amin's coup, he should arrive just after the October Crisis resolves
<mr_roberts_z> Sounds good
<theenglishman> oh yeah, and there's a romantic subplot involving Margaret Trudeau
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<theenglishman> and then the film climaxes with the 75 referendum
<mr_roberts_z> Awesome
<theenglishman> and the dénoument is the doctor and Trudeau settling their differences, meeting up again in 1977 and watching Star Wars together
<Comicalflop> oh, I bet it climaxes
<theenglishman> shut up Comic :)
<Comicalflop> ;-)
<Comicalflop> I say what we're all thinking
<theenglishman> you know how in Last King of Scotland the guy skips over Canada first before going to Uganda?
<Comicalflop> nope
<Comicalflop> bbl, food
<theenglishman> Roberts and I are wondering what would have happened if he had stayed with Canada
<theenglishman> so...
<theenglishman> Trudeau is suffering from G.I. problems after the October Crisis
<theenglishman> and the doctor keeps racking up the phone bill trying to seduce Margaret
<mr_roberts_z> Oh snap, Justin Trudeau could be the sick son
<Crysalim> hey, anothergamer, if you're still around
<theenglishman> yes!
<Crysalim> the super dodge ball game rocks anyway
<theenglishman> fuck yes!
<Crysalim> despite what you said
<Crysalim> the breaking items is the only way to balance how rigged some of them are
<Crysalim> super master? come on now
<theenglishman> and an epic showdown between Trudeau, the doctor and Jacques Parizeau over Chinese food
<mr_roberts_z> It's epic
<theenglishman> and Trudeau sitting back and watching Lévesque and Parizeau catfight over him
<roxARGH> whoa, whoa
<roxARGH> what did I miss
<theenglishman> and the doctor teaches Trudeau how to pirouette!
<NesVideoAgent> Post edited by Wyster (N64gam: Perfect Dark): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/169784#169784
<mr_roberts_z> And at the end he escapes back to Scotland on an Air Canada jet
<NesVideoAgent> Post edited by Wyster (N64gam: Perfect Dark): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/169784#169784
<theenglishman> sweet
<theenglishman> and he sheds a tear back home when Joe Clark takes office
<mr_roberts_z> XD
<theenglishman> the last lines of the film:
<theenglishman> "Joe Who? The motherfucker!"
<mr_roberts_z> This is fucking brilliant
The Legend of PotatoPatrick - May 31st, 2008
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<PotatoPatrick> yo d00dz
<theenglishman> uh...hi!
<PotatoPatrick> i came to warn everyone about the green tea demons
<PotatoPatrick> yo d00dz
<theenglishman> uh...hi!
<PotatoPatrick> i came to warn everyone about the green tea demons
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<PotatoPatrick> and the british too i guess
<theenglishman> .................................
<PotatoPatrick> i'm not sure what the british have to do with anything
<PotatoPatrick> but i have to blame some random group of people for this!
<PotatoPatrick> but yeah
<PotatoPatrick> there are green tea demons hiding in lamps, chairs, and enviga energy drink
<PotatoPatrick> and they're trying to eat the world
<PotatoPatrick> and possess everyone
<theenglishman> b&
<theenglishman> please
<PotatoPatrick> you're an ampersan d
<PotatoPatrick> with a b on your head
<PotatoPatrick> cuz you're a hip expletive
<theenglishman> well at least I'm hip at something
<Comicalflop> lol
<theenglishman> on second thought, don't ban him
<theenglishman> I'm enjoying this
<Comicalflop> I like funny trolls. I scratch them behind the ears
<PotatoPatrick> i only came to warn about the threats to national security
<PotatoPatrick> i mean, the world is ending in 4 years anyway
<Comicalflop> awwwww, little cute fuzzy wuzzy troll
<theenglishman> You're a threat to IRC security
<PotatoPatrick> but at least they'd be a secure 4 years
<PotatoPatrick> irc security lol
<theenglishman> Comicalflop: did you see the WIP yet?
<Comicalflop> no....
<PotatoPatrick> don't h8.. i got a paper plate
<Comicalflop> I'm too busy giggling at new guy
<theenglishman> I can sympathize :)
<PotatoPatrick> i hate when people wear invisible hats
<PotatoPatrick> i get weird stares when i randomly tell 'em YO THAT'S A NICE INVISIBLE HAT
<PotatoPatrick> those meanieheads and their shiny little eyes.. no homo
<theenglishman> .cl 6161-5663
<BisqBot> 6161-5663 = 498
<PotatoPatrick> math is evil
<PotatoPatrick> and makes m e hungry
<PotatoPatrick> no homo though
<Comicalflop> can wekeep this troll?
<Comicalflop> please?
<andrewg-> potatopatrick!?
<PotatoPatrick> one time i saw a mailman that looked exactly like young dro
<Rinn> I kind of like him.
<PotatoPatrick> while i was bumping young dro - high five
<theenglishman> .................................
<PotatoPatrick> i'm not sure what the british have to do with anything
<PotatoPatrick> but i have to blame some random group of people for this!
<PotatoPatrick> but yeah
<PotatoPatrick> there are green tea demons hiding in lamps, chairs, and enviga energy drink
<PotatoPatrick> and they're trying to eat the world
<PotatoPatrick> and possess everyone
<theenglishman> b&
<theenglishman> please
<PotatoPatrick> you're an ampersan d
<PotatoPatrick> with a b on your head
<PotatoPatrick> cuz you're a hip expletive
<theenglishman> well at least I'm hip at something
<Comicalflop> lol
<theenglishman> on second thought, don't ban him
<theenglishman> I'm enjoying this
<Comicalflop> I like funny trolls. I scratch them behind the ears
<PotatoPatrick> i only came to warn about the threats to national security
<PotatoPatrick> i mean, the world is ending in 4 years anyway
<Comicalflop> awwwww, little cute fuzzy wuzzy troll
<theenglishman> You're a threat to IRC security
<PotatoPatrick> but at least they'd be a secure 4 years
<PotatoPatrick> irc security lol
<theenglishman> Comicalflop: did you see the WIP yet?
<Comicalflop> no....
<PotatoPatrick> don't h8.. i got a paper plate
<Comicalflop> I'm too busy giggling at new guy
<theenglishman> I can sympathize :)
<PotatoPatrick> i hate when people wear invisible hats
<PotatoPatrick> i get weird stares when i randomly tell 'em YO THAT'S A NICE INVISIBLE HAT
<PotatoPatrick> those meanieheads and their shiny little eyes.. no homo
<theenglishman> .cl 6161-5663
<BisqBot> 6161-5663 = 498
<PotatoPatrick> math is evil
<PotatoPatrick> and makes m e hungry
<PotatoPatrick> no homo though
<Comicalflop> can wekeep this troll?
<Comicalflop> please?
<andrewg-> potatopatrick!?
<PotatoPatrick> one time i saw a mailman that looked exactly like young dro
<Rinn> I kind of like him.
<PotatoPatrick> while i was bumping young dro - high five
- theenglishman captures PotatoPatrick and shows him off at the zoo as a troll
<PotatoPatrick> i should've given him a high five
<PotatoPatrick> what a damn msised opportunity
<andrewg-> why not?
<PotatoPatrick> what a damn msised opportunity
<andrewg-> why not?
- Rinn kisses PotatoPatrick
<PotatoPatrick> i never knew young dro was a mailman
<PotatoPatrick> then again.. i knever knew he spoke in japanese to impress people
<Comicalflop> rinn: what about me? :-(
<theenglishman> I found a picture of PotatoPatrick http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/entertainment_lord_of_the_rings_exhibition/img/1.jpg
<PotatoPatrick> cuz he's a real g
<andrewg-> where did you come from?
<PotatoPatrick> uhh
<theenglishman> Hell
<PotatoPatrick> the land of the potato patricks
<PotatoPatrick> d00d
<Rinn> You're just not as lovable, Flop.
<PotatoPatrick> also oftc
<PotatoPatrick> aww that's a cute photo d00d
<PotatoPatrick> no homo
<PotatoPatrick> then again.. i knever knew he spoke in japanese to impress people
<Comicalflop> rinn: what about me? :-(
<theenglishman> I found a picture of PotatoPatrick http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/entertainment_lord_of_the_rings_exhibition/img/1.jpg
<PotatoPatrick> cuz he's a real g
<andrewg-> where did you come from?
<PotatoPatrick> uhh
<theenglishman> Hell
<PotatoPatrick> the land of the potato patricks
<PotatoPatrick> d00d
<Rinn> You're just not as lovable, Flop.
<PotatoPatrick> also oftc
<PotatoPatrick> aww that's a cute photo d00d
<PotatoPatrick> no homo
- theenglishman is fed up with the troll's stench
<andrewg-> don't jump!
<andrewg-> throw em' under the bridge
<Comicalflop> awwwwww.....I've gone bright red
<PotatoPatrick> i ain't no troll b, i'm a cat
<theenglishman> a trollcat
<andrewg-> he's a witch
<Rinn> Catroll?
<andrewg-> burn him
<theenglishman> this troll is drôle imo
<PotatoPatrick> but you.. you may think you're a door, BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DOORSTOPS
<andrewg-> doorknobs
<PotatoPatrick> and you may think you're a shotgun but i'd never cock you.. i'd use my claws isntead
<PotatoPatrick> no homo
<andrewg-> where?
<theenglishman> it's skim milk not homo
<PotatoPatrick> i don'rt know
<PotatoPatrick> i'm lost in a deep and sirtual timewarp
<Rinn> So am I!
<andrewg-> prove it
<Rinn> It's blue.
<andrewg-> throw em' under the bridge
<Comicalflop> awwwwww.....I've gone bright red
<PotatoPatrick> i ain't no troll b, i'm a cat
<theenglishman> a trollcat
<andrewg-> he's a witch
<Rinn> Catroll?
<andrewg-> burn him
<theenglishman> this troll is drôle imo
<PotatoPatrick> but you.. you may think you're a door, BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DOORSTOPS
<andrewg-> doorknobs
<PotatoPatrick> and you may think you're a shotgun but i'd never cock you.. i'd use my claws isntead
<PotatoPatrick> no homo
<andrewg-> where?
<theenglishman> it's skim milk not homo
<PotatoPatrick> i don'rt know
<PotatoPatrick> i'm lost in a deep and sirtual timewarp
<Rinn> So am I!
<andrewg-> prove it
<Rinn> It's blue.
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<andrewg-> I believ it
<PotatoPatrick> ito's the only way i coul descape the green tea demons that are after my soul
<PotatoPatrick> or my soles
<PotatoPatrick> i dunno, i don't like wshoes anyway
<Comicalflop> why isn't moozooh here
<Comicalflop> his quotes page would be filling up
<PotatoPatrick> you're a mozart
<theenglishman> I'll send him the logs
<andrewg-> clogs**
<PotatoPatrick> ito's the only way i coul descape the green tea demons that are after my soul
<PotatoPatrick> or my soles
<PotatoPatrick> i dunno, i don't like wshoes anyway
<Comicalflop> why isn't moozooh here
<Comicalflop> his quotes page would be filling up
<PotatoPatrick> you're a mozart
<theenglishman> I'll send him the logs
<andrewg-> clogs**
- Rinn clogs the logs
<andrewg-> with hogs
<PotatoPatrick> green tea demons keep trying to make me eat my pillow
<PotatoPatrick> this is why i now sleep on the floor
<theenglishman> ...............................
<theenglishman> !
<PotatoPatrick> THAT'LL SHOQW THEM THAT THERY'RE SUCH LIGHTSWITCHES THAT I'D FLICK THEM AND BE ALL "FASIFHASIFHASIHFIASHF THE LIGHTS ARE OUT WHODUNNIT YO!?#!?#!@$?"
<PotatoPatrick> EAOSKEAOSDADAJAJAHAHAHAHDHASDU
<theenglishman> actually I call this troll on my page XD
<Comicalflop> I'm reminded of Dr. Hobo
<PotatoPatrick> ifm not a troll d66d, trolls are all green and big and like to eat really old hams
<theenglishman> Comicalflop: who?
<Comicalflop> the hobo from VG Cats.com
<PotatoPatrick> dr. hobo is a sack wearing expletive
<andrewg-> trolls are small
<theenglishman> in what way? ;)
<PotatoPatrick> only kate is allowed to wear a sack on ehr head, cuz she's a green tea demon possessed meaniehead
<PotatoPatrick> ecvetyone is plottign agaisnt me
<PotatoPatrick> cuyz they're all possessed
<theenglishman> PotatoPatrick, how the hell did you find this channel anyway?
<PotatoPatrick> but the joke's on them!
<PotatoPatrick> my invisible hat has a feather on it
<PotatoPatrick> adhadhyadhahahahah owned
<PotatoPatrick> they told me d00d
<theenglishman> did you call it Macaroni?
<PotatoPatrick> to warn you about the green tea demons
<PotatoPatrick> it's a good thing plungers have no hair!
<theenglishman> okay, this guy is officially getting on my nerves
<theenglishman> ban him
<theenglishman> now
<Rinn> I think I'm in love.
<PotatoPatrick> theenglishman: you'rwe such a dark spot that my flashlight will strip you of your dark blur
<PotatoPatrick> and you'll be all ADJAIAIIEE CRAP GIMME BACK MY CLOTHES YOU MEANIE
<PotatoPatrick> AND I'LL BE ALL OKAY D00D SORRUY
<theenglishman> uh...black holes absorb light
<theenglishman> just so you know
<andrewg-> infinity mass
<PotatoPatrick> black holes are evil
<andrewg-> ...
<Comicalflop> Bisqwit, I hope you're awake to enjoy this
<PotatoPatrick> and eat too damn much
<andrewg-> i love how people say black holes have inifinite mass
<Comicalflop> ok, I can;t TAS anymore, this guy is too funny
<Comicalflop> my rib cages are hurting from laughing
<PotatoPatrick> green tea demons keep trying to make me eat my pillow
<PotatoPatrick> this is why i now sleep on the floor
<theenglishman> ...............................
<theenglishman> !
<PotatoPatrick> THAT'LL SHOQW THEM THAT THERY'RE SUCH LIGHTSWITCHES THAT I'D FLICK THEM AND BE ALL "FASIFHASIFHASIHFIASHF THE LIGHTS ARE OUT WHODUNNIT YO!?#!?#!@$?"
<PotatoPatrick> EAOSKEAOSDADAJAJAHAHAHAHDHASDU
<theenglishman> actually I call this troll on my page XD
<Comicalflop> I'm reminded of Dr. Hobo
<PotatoPatrick> ifm not a troll d66d, trolls are all green and big and like to eat really old hams
<theenglishman> Comicalflop: who?
<Comicalflop> the hobo from VG Cats.com
<PotatoPatrick> dr. hobo is a sack wearing expletive
<andrewg-> trolls are small
<theenglishman> in what way? ;)
<PotatoPatrick> only kate is allowed to wear a sack on ehr head, cuz she's a green tea demon possessed meaniehead
<PotatoPatrick> ecvetyone is plottign agaisnt me
<PotatoPatrick> cuyz they're all possessed
<theenglishman> PotatoPatrick, how the hell did you find this channel anyway?
<PotatoPatrick> but the joke's on them!
<PotatoPatrick> my invisible hat has a feather on it
<PotatoPatrick> adhadhyadhahahahah owned
<PotatoPatrick> they told me d00d
<theenglishman> did you call it Macaroni?
<PotatoPatrick> to warn you about the green tea demons
<PotatoPatrick> it's a good thing plungers have no hair!
<theenglishman> okay, this guy is officially getting on my nerves
<theenglishman> ban him
<theenglishman> now
<Rinn> I think I'm in love.
<PotatoPatrick> theenglishman: you'rwe such a dark spot that my flashlight will strip you of your dark blur
<PotatoPatrick> and you'll be all ADJAIAIIEE CRAP GIMME BACK MY CLOTHES YOU MEANIE
<PotatoPatrick> AND I'LL BE ALL OKAY D00D SORRUY
<theenglishman> uh...black holes absorb light
<theenglishman> just so you know
<andrewg-> infinity mass
<PotatoPatrick> black holes are evil
<andrewg-> ...
<Comicalflop> Bisqwit, I hope you're awake to enjoy this
<PotatoPatrick> and eat too damn much
<andrewg-> i love how people say black holes have inifinite mass
<Comicalflop> ok, I can;t TAS anymore, this guy is too funny
<Comicalflop> my rib cages are hurting from laughing
- Rinn inscribes herself within PotatoPatrick's arms
<Comicalflop> inscribe is probably not the right word
<Comicalflop> enfold?
<PotatoPatrick> ow damnit
<Rinn> I know it's not; it wasn't supposed to be.
<Rinn> It stems from a long train of logic I'd rather not explain.
<Comicalflop> enfold?
<PotatoPatrick> ow damnit
<Rinn> I know it's not; it wasn't supposed to be.
<Rinn> It stems from a long train of logic I'd rather not explain.
- roxahris is now known as roxandAWAY
<theenglishman> wow - I did not know Rinn's gender until this very moment >_<
<PotatoPatrick> you're a gender d00d
<Comicalflop> theenglishman: you're slow
<theenglishman> that's why I'm not a good TASer
<theenglishman> XD
<PotatoPatrick> zombie plungers are almost as bad as green tea demons
<PotatoPatrick> and tbhey're so weird
<PotatoPatrick> why do people perform satanic ritujals when their damn plunger dies
<PotatoPatrick> just leti t go and bury that poor motherexpletive expletive
<PotatoPatrick> but theuy don't jhave hair so wer;e sorta safe
<PotatoPatrick> jsut don't trust any lamp that talks to you and wasn't there before
<PotatoPatrick> i hate when lamps start talking
<PotatoPatrick> it's all DAMNIT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A VOICE BE CONNECTED TO SOMETHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO TALK
<theenglishman> roflmao
<theenglishman> you're right, this guy's too much
<PotatoPatrick> and the foxes
<PotatoPatrick> damn foxes
<Comicalflop> I might have to quit, to stop laughing
<PotatoPatrick> theyt shoulld all be dead.. and in boxes
<PotatoPatrick> cuz foxes are better in boxest
<theenglishman> don't, you'll miss out on all the fun!
<Comicalflop> he's dr. suess too
<PotatoPatrick> then we can all eat our benches in peace d00d..
<PotatoPatrick> and hit them with hammers
<PotatoPatrick> YEAH HIT THEM WITH DAMN HAMMERS
<PotatoPatrick> igdamn foxes
<PotatoPatrick> im gonan put a box bhere and a boixaj evherywhere
<theenglishman> man, this is guy is WAY more fun than Prot
<PotatoPatrick> asithose bastards
<PotatoPatrick> you're a gender d00d
<Comicalflop> theenglishman: you're slow
<theenglishman> that's why I'm not a good TASer
<theenglishman> XD
<PotatoPatrick> zombie plungers are almost as bad as green tea demons
<PotatoPatrick> and tbhey're so weird
<PotatoPatrick> why do people perform satanic ritujals when their damn plunger dies
<PotatoPatrick> just leti t go and bury that poor motherexpletive expletive
<PotatoPatrick> but theuy don't jhave hair so wer;e sorta safe
<PotatoPatrick> jsut don't trust any lamp that talks to you and wasn't there before
<PotatoPatrick> i hate when lamps start talking
<PotatoPatrick> it's all DAMNIT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A VOICE BE CONNECTED TO SOMETHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO TALK
<theenglishman> roflmao
<theenglishman> you're right, this guy's too much
<PotatoPatrick> and the foxes
<PotatoPatrick> damn foxes
<Comicalflop> I might have to quit, to stop laughing
<PotatoPatrick> theyt shoulld all be dead.. and in boxes
<PotatoPatrick> cuz foxes are better in boxest
<theenglishman> don't, you'll miss out on all the fun!
<Comicalflop> he's dr. suess too
<PotatoPatrick> then we can all eat our benches in peace d00d..
<PotatoPatrick> and hit them with hammers
<PotatoPatrick> YEAH HIT THEM WITH DAMN HAMMERS
<PotatoPatrick> igdamn foxes
<PotatoPatrick> im gonan put a box bhere and a boixaj evherywhere
<theenglishman> man, this is guy is WAY more fun than Prot
<PotatoPatrick> asithose bastards
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<PotatoPatrick> yui're a prot
<theenglishman> lol PotatoPatrick is PP
<theenglishman> lol PotatoPatrick is PP
- DarkKobold is now known as NotaPotatoPatric
<PotatoPatrick> you lyost your k d00d
<PotatoPatrick> you camn't be authentic
<theenglishman> you can't spell either
<PotatoPatrick> I'M THE REAL PATRICK OF POTATOLAND
<PotatoPatrick> i have the kankerchief d00d
<PotatoPatrick> hankerchief too d00d
<theenglishman> Prince Edward Island? XD
<PotatoPatrick> i can't spell it cuz it's so atuhentic
<PotatoPatrick> but don't be sad 0d0d
<andrewg-> PP
<PotatoPatrick> have a wrench.. wrenches are happy
<PotatoPatrick> wrneches.. DAMN ROFO STOP THROWING ICICLES OR I'LL HIT YOU YO
<PotatoPatrick> damn younguns
<theenglishman> .cl 7553-6172
<PotatoPatrick> you camn't be authentic
<theenglishman> you can't spell either
<PotatoPatrick> I'M THE REAL PATRICK OF POTATOLAND
<PotatoPatrick> i have the kankerchief d00d
<PotatoPatrick> hankerchief too d00d
<theenglishman> Prince Edward Island? XD
<PotatoPatrick> i can't spell it cuz it's so atuhentic
<PotatoPatrick> but don't be sad 0d0d
<andrewg-> PP
<PotatoPatrick> have a wrench.. wrenches are happy
<PotatoPatrick> wrneches.. DAMN ROFO STOP THROWING ICICLES OR I'LL HIT YOU YO
<PotatoPatrick> damn younguns
<theenglishman> .cl 7553-6172
- Comicalflop can;t breathe
- Comicalflop can;t breathe
<BisqBot> 7553-6172 = 1381
<andrewg-> lol, wrenches are happy
<andrewg-> they're always smiling
<PotatoPatrick> wihhc brings me to my point
<andrewg-> lol, wrenches are happy
<andrewg-> they're always smiling
<PotatoPatrick> wihhc brings me to my point
- Comicalflop waits
- Comicalflop waits
<PotatoPatrick> the fox stole my socks.. it's an evil fox, they're all evil and can't be trusted
<theenglishman> shit, thanks to PP here I lost 26 frames
<PotatoPatrick> fji have dreams with elvatorsi n them
<theenglishman> shit, thanks to PP here I lost 26 frames
<PotatoPatrick> fji have dreams with elvatorsi n them
- theenglishman gives up
- theenglishman gives up
<Comicalflop> I'm sorry theenglishman, potato now goes in my signature and replaces you
<PotatoPatrick> elevators of hope and deepenss d00d
<PotatoPatrick> elevators of hope and deepenss d00d
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- andrewg- goes back to stuff
<theenglishman> boo
<theenglishman> I thought I was already replaced
<PotatoPatrick> only fxoes canht ateo n the elvators
<theenglishman> at least keep it in your IRC quotes XD
<PotatoPatrick> cuz you're suchja shingle that i went on the roof to replacwe you and fell off
<PotatoPatrick> dno't trust teh blu ladders man
<PotatoPatrick> they're damn evil
<theenglishman> I thought I was already replaced
<PotatoPatrick> only fxoes canht ateo n the elvators
<theenglishman> at least keep it in your IRC quotes XD
<PotatoPatrick> cuz you're suchja shingle that i went on the roof to replacwe you and fell off
<PotatoPatrick> dno't trust teh blu ladders man
<PotatoPatrick> they're damn evil
- KennyMan616 is now known as KennyManZZZ
- KennyMan616 is now known as KennyManZZZ
<theenglishman> Kenny, how can you sleep through this?
<PotatoPatrick> hes a sexy lil' sailboat
<KennyManZZZ> Sleep through what
<PotatoPatrick> lookign for sails
<PotatoPatrick> hes a sexy lil' sailboat
<KennyManZZZ> Sleep through what
<PotatoPatrick> lookign for sails
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<KennyManZZZ> I haven't read this channel all day
<PotatoPatrick> loo akt him go d00d
<theenglishman> scroll up
<PotatoPatrick> awwwww yeah d00d!
<theenglishman> this guy's the funniest troll EVER
<PotatoPatrick> saim not a troll d00d
<KennyManZZZ> Oh
<Rinn> I liked him before it was cool!
<KennyManZZZ> I see
<PotatoPatrick> trolls are big hairy d00dz that lie under bridges yo
<KennyManZZZ> I think I've seen better trolls
<theenglishman> not funnier ones!
<KennyManZZZ> Yes
<PotatoPatrick> tehy nedd to shave!
<KennyManZZZ> Yes I have
<theenglishman> I think he caused Comicalflop to piss himself
<PotatoPatrick> go sahev syourself d00d
<Comicalflop> many times....
<PotatoPatrick> il lput you in an envelope with your little lephant feet
<PotatoPatrick> so io can mail you and stuff
<theenglishman> well your laundromat will be busy tonight that's for sure
<PotatoPatrick> athats hwat im talkign abnout d00d
<PotatoPatrick> its my damn dog's birthday
<PotatoPatrick> and he's lookign at oyur through his funny sunglasses
<PotatoPatrick> saiths what i mtalking about
<PotatoPatrick> i dont know whati m talking about g
<PotatoPatrick> loo akt him go d00d
<theenglishman> scroll up
<PotatoPatrick> awwwww yeah d00d!
<theenglishman> this guy's the funniest troll EVER
<PotatoPatrick> saim not a troll d00d
<KennyManZZZ> Oh
<Rinn> I liked him before it was cool!
<KennyManZZZ> I see
<PotatoPatrick> trolls are big hairy d00dz that lie under bridges yo
<KennyManZZZ> I think I've seen better trolls
<theenglishman> not funnier ones!
<KennyManZZZ> Yes
<PotatoPatrick> tehy nedd to shave!
<KennyManZZZ> Yes I have
<theenglishman> I think he caused Comicalflop to piss himself
<PotatoPatrick> go sahev syourself d00d
<Comicalflop> many times....
<PotatoPatrick> il lput you in an envelope with your little lephant feet
<PotatoPatrick> so io can mail you and stuff
<theenglishman> well your laundromat will be busy tonight that's for sure
<PotatoPatrick> athats hwat im talkign abnout d00d
<PotatoPatrick> its my damn dog's birthday
<PotatoPatrick> and he's lookign at oyur through his funny sunglasses
<PotatoPatrick> saiths what i mtalking about
<PotatoPatrick> i dont know whati m talking about g
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