The objective is not to beat your opponent... but to humiliate him by winning as fast as possible.
Record times in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out:
Glass Joe 0:42.00 Von Kaiser 0:35.97 Piston Honda 0:42.82
Don Flamenco 0:14.97 King Hippo 0:37.61 Great Tiger 0:47.48 Bald Bull 0:58.97
Piston Honda II 0:50.25 Soda Popinski 0:47.00 Bald Bull II 1:08.97 Don Flamenco II 1:00.48 Mr. Sandman 2:20.82 Super Macho Man 0:47.97 Mike Tyson 1:58.XX
No clock stop glitch in this run.