Game objectives
- yes
- yes
- yes
- yes
- YES, except capitalized
Overused hill 1
Ahh yes the greenest of hills
Overused hill 2
End my suffering
Overused hill 3
ded
Marble 1
Have you lost your marbles?
Marble 2
I've lost mine
Marble 3
I need an adult
Spring Yard 1
I've been lied to. I thought this was a yard that grew springs.
Spring Yard 2
What is the meaning of life? What is our purpose? Are we just here to entertain each other until out inevitable doom? Why does all of this not seem pointless to us? What are we truly trying to accomplish? What are we gonna do in the afterlife? I mean we're gonna have an eternity to screw around. We're eventually gonna run out of stuff to do and be bored for the rest of our pointless existence.
Spring Yard 3
I love you
Labyrinth 1
Nope
Labyrinth 2
Error 404 not found
Labyrinth 3
Error 420 blaze it
Star Light 1
I'm there, except I'm not there.
Star Light 2
I mean don't we constantly see star lights?
Star Light 3
I bet this got old like 3 zones ago. Don't worry it'll be over soon. I just want to to suffer a bit more first.
Scrap brain 1
So is it a brain made of scraps or a brain that scraps brains?
Scrap brain 2
Hi robotnik, bye robotnik
Labyronth 4
Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh... Nope
First Zone
What? You expected some long dramatic speech?
Ending/Credits
The tas is over. Now screw off m8.
Masterjun: In this world the air is actually solid, that's why Sonic zips through the level everywhere. It is quite suffering.
Masterjun: I've seen some frames where Sonic isn't moving at all. Since this is clearly not over 9000 speed at that point, this movie doesn't accomplish the true goal of going fast all the time.
Rejecting for re-record count not being over 9000.