I dare anyone to make a complete NES movie of this game. It is, quite possibly, the worst video game ever made. If you are familiar with this game, then I don't need to go into detail. If you've never played it before, here is a review I wrote years ago on gamefaqs:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/review/R15438.html
Yes that's right, this game is so bad it is the only thing I've ever felt like publically reviewing on gamefaqs. It haunts my dreams. If anyone can actually undertake this mammoth task I would be eternally grateful. I have never seen the end of this game, though God knows I spent most of middle school trying to. I would love to drink a case of beer while I watch this monstrosity finally beaten. Although emulators can make this game a lot easier due to save states, just imagine playing it on a real NES back in the day with no passwords or save features. It's horrible.