Classic TAS are for pussies. Or furries even. I've tried to make everyone happy here. My neighbour's cat is called Tool, so I borrowed it and pressed his furry paws in order to try to record a Tool Tool Assisted Speedrun. Guess what? Holding a cat in the hands for several minutes IS painful. This little bastard couldn't keep his little devil paws on a key long enough for me to press Frame advance, and by the "end" of the run, but I swear someday I WILL KILL THESE DAMN KOOPAS AND THERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT sorry Tool walked on the keyboard again. I am sorry, so sorry, I feel very alone right now, and wouldn't refuse a hug. I SWEAR I DID WHAT I COULD IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HATE CATS THEY ARE THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE AND EAT YOUR SOUL AT NIGHT

Anyway, april's fool, in France it involves fishes, so I tried to fit in the tradition. Oh wai-

FractalFusion: Obviously, cats don't make good TASes. Also, where's the fish? Oh, the cat ate it.