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Posted: 8/28/2012 5:14 AM

Post subject: For my beloved Derakon

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<Derakon> Man, this is admin abuse of powers. <Derakon> Down with Nach! <Nach> Derakon: Doun*

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Posted: 9/1/2012 2:37 PM

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[18:35] natt throws steve ballmer out a window

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Posted: 9/4/2012 2:34 PM

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Posted: 9/7/2012 12:23 AM

Post subject: Evilness Prevails!

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<natt> are the differences in game mechanics and levels sufficiently interesting to have a second run published alongside the first? <Nach> natt: Well, that's up to the audience, but I'm thinking not <natt> OBJECTION <natt> nothing is ever up to the audience <natt> everything is always up to the rejecter <Nach> you're right <Nach> I just wanted to hide my evilness <Nach> as we all know only what I say counts ^_^ <Guga_> Gotta 'ject them all!

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Posted: 9/19/2012 9:54 PM

Post subject: I eat Nach and he tells us a Storah

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[16:43] <Nach> youngj: so, you look tasty [16:43] <youngj> Am I? [16:43] * Nach adds some barbecue sauce [16:44] * Nach rips off youngj knee, and munches on it [16:44] * youngj eats himself before he gets eaten [16:44] <Cooljay> RIP YoungJ [16:44] * youngj revives [16:44] <youngj> I will serve some Nach for you al today [16:44] <Nach> youngj: your line reminds me of what some friends of mine did as a school prank video... [16:45] <Nach> a couple of guys went around with a video camera, and pestered people on the street to answer the some questions [16:45] <youngj> Tell me moar. [16:45] <youngj> IN HELL [16:45] * youngj chops Nach head off [16:45] <youngj> Now lets serve some Nach [16:45] <Nach> one of their questions was: If you were transformed into a giant hot dug with your favorite topings, mustard, relish, whole wheat bun, would you eat yourself? [16:45] <Nach> hot dog* [16:45] <youngj> XD [16:45] <youngj> Nice. [16:46] <Nach> they got some really funny reponses [16:46] <youngj> Like what? [16:46] <Nach> of course some people's initial looks were priceless [16:46] <Nach> youngj: some priest gave a whole thelogical answer as to if his essence was a hot dog, would it really be a hot dog? and if so, then how could he even think of eating himself? [16:47] <youngj> Oh silly Catholics. [16:47] <Nach> the initial priceless reactions were from people expecting a serious question, or a trivia question, and being asked something bogus like that [16:47] * youngj puts Nach's head on a platter [16:47] <youngj> OK, nice story. Youre being eaten now. [16:47] <Nach> of course they had some other great questions too [16:48] <youngj> AAARGH.) [16:48] <Nach> youngj: you act like I'm a bag of meat? [16:48] * youngj eats Nach's head [got kicked] [16:48] == youngj [63bc798e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.188.121.142] has joined #tasvideos [16:48] <youngj> Ok im finished now. [16:48] <FractalFusion> ... [16:48] <youngj> Nach, continue. [16:49] <youngj> That story was actually interesting. [16:49] <youngj> No joke. [16:49] <Nach> what's there to continue about? [16:49] <youngj> I'll listen forr once. [16:50] <Nach> they went all over with a camera doing funny things or anything funny things [16:50] <youngj> I know. [16:50] <youngj> You were at the priest... [16:50] <Nach> they went to a clothing store, pulled a sweat shirt on a hanger off the rack and went to the front desk [16:50] <Nach> asked them how much [16:50] <Nach> then pulled the sweatshirt off the hanger [16:50] <youngj> and how much was it? [16:51] <Nach> held up the hanger, and asked them how much for just the hanger [16:51] <youngj> Shouldve put that on YT [16:51] <youngj> It might have not existed [16:51] <Henke37> let me guess, then they asked how much the shirt was without hanger [16:52] <Nach> Henke37: no, the hanger without the shirt [16:52] <Nach> oh , you meant like that, yeah [16:52] <Henke37> after that [16:52] <Nach> reall drove the clerk nuts [16:53] <Nach> really* [16:53] <Nach> youngj: it might even be up on YT [16:53] <youngj> Wow. [16:53] <youngj> Off I go to Memorable IRC

So yea, how's it going? Currently TASing: Nothing

Posted: 10/5/2012 3:42 PM

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10:33:26 | * Atmius (~androirc@114.75.217.79) has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 10:34:49 | <sporex2> Atmius is having ping ishues 10:35:08 | <sporex2> bing, boop 10:38:26 | * Tear (~Tear@user-31-174-209-155.play-internet.pl) has joined #tasvideos. 10:40:52 | * Cooljay (~Cooljay@d205-250-190-126.bchsia.telus.net) has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 10:41:40 | <sporex2> ping! 11:03:39 | * gocha goes to bed 11:04:26 | * sack_bot invades his dreams 11:31:55 | <sack_bot> ... 11:32:23 | <TASVideoAgent> New reply by Randil (FCEU: Lua-scripting discussion thread): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/327325#327325 [a:1] 11:32:43 | <Ilari> sack_bot: ? 11:33:29 | <Scum> Careful with those; you'll put an eye out. 11:33:36 | <sack_bot> wow calsed some chat actvty 11:33:41 | <Shinryuu> Scum: !?! glans 11:33:56 | <Scum> Shinryuu: ellipsis. 11:34:09 | <Shinryuu> Scum: ice cream whale penis? 11:34:31 | <sack_bot> Oh *** 11:34:46 | <Scum> Did you know that the milk of a blue whale tastes of milk of magnesia, iodine, and fish? 11:35:52 | <sack_bot> i wonder why i dont learn thatin bio 11:36:14 | <Shinryuu> I wonder why I ate my own poop 11:36:23 | <Shinryuu> bitter, still yummy 11:37:04 | <Scum> sack_bot: you've got to ask the instructor about important issues like that 11:37:29 | <Shinryuu> Scum: I usually talk about yellow tissues <Shinryuu> sack_bot: sack me

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Posted: 10/7/2012 6:32 PM

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[22:28] <Ilari> Heh, if/when Nethack is submitted, the submission comments are going to be so long that those are split into couple wiki pages...

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Posted: 10/7/2012 10:07 PM

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feos wrote:

[22:28] <Ilari> Heh, if/when Nethack is submitted, the submission comments are going to be so long that those are split into couple wiki pages...

We already discussed it with Nach. It seems that it's possible that they'll be accepted by the site's parser because they're so long that they overflow the page length variable past the negatives and back into the positives again…

Posted: 10/7/2012 10:29 PM

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ais523 wrote:

We already discussed it with Nach. It seems that it's possible that they'll be accepted by the site's parser because they're so long that they overflow the page length variable past the negatives and back into the positives again…

I'm pretty sure that's what already happened with Mega Man Battle Network. It got all the way past the ~65535 byte barrier, beyond 1.5 times that limit. I'm guessing that one overflew all the way to positive again. Then again, if it'll be several times that size, I have no idea what kind of quirky stuff could happen.

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 12/1/2012 4:58 PM

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<feos> scrimpy: better sell me ur mom <scrimpy> feos: 70k rubles and we got a deal.

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 12/12/2012 10:16 PM

Post subject: this really just confirms something that I already knew

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[21:43:07] <natt> aww, i'm a moderator? [21:43:10] <natt> now i have to do stuff [21:43:41] <Mothrayas> you mean that as a senior publisher you didn't have to do stuff? [21:43:51] <natt> yeah, but dumb stuff

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 12/13/2012 5:26 AM

Post subject: Python melons?

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goldfish wrote:

(lolwtf?)

That was quite possibly one of the strangest interchanges I've ever had about.. er.. melons. And Python classes. But hey, I got the classes to work! A.C. ******

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Posted: 12/13/2012 4:17 PM

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Grincevent hum, some of the text is in french because of my Windows, first, then, I'll try to write some lines... <- dada_ отсоединился (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) -> funnyhair вошёл в tasvideos <- Grincevent отсоединился (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) -> Grincevent вошёл в tasvideos Grincevent bad connection, I think I missed every message after my last one (where I copied part of the error text) feos Grincevent: you completely missed the funnyhair's entrance report feos and that dada left Grincevent feos: oh sh**, thanks, can you summarize what it said? feos oh, it was BEFORE your split feos anyways feos 19:54 <- dada_ отсоединился (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) feos 19:56 -> funnyhair вошёл в tasvideos feos <- Grincevent отсоединился (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) feos -> Grincevent вошёл в tasvideos Grincevent feos: perfect, you're the best (now to translate it with google translate...) feos ur welcome

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 1/4/2013 8:31 PM

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See below

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 1/10/2013 4:34 PM

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<dwangoAC> ais523: That one wasn't as bad as I think you think it was

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Posted: 1/10/2013 4:44 PM

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<ais523> The saddled gray unicorn butts the kobold. The kobold is killed!--More-- <ais523> oh /right/, I forgot that could happen entirely <ais523> Nach: any advice for how to manage a room in which you have an important leader who you cannot possibly allow to die, a whole load of innocent bystanders, a sleeping kobold that everyone hates but you want to kill /personally/, and not just yet, and a unicorn you're trying to train to ride, when you need to shapeshift into an air elemental sometime, there's an angel with an implausibly good weapon slaughtering bats outside for fun, and you're planning to put on a ring that causes everyone to hate everyone else? <ais523> It's the sort of problem that's never come up in my life before now, I thought it might have come up in yours <Nach> place the kobold on the unicorn and train it to be used to the load, while also getting the kobold elsewhere, and hopefully it will eventually die in some unicorn horn related accident, and you can feel personally responsible since you introduced it to the unicorn <ais523> that's a surprisingly good strategy <Nach> thank you. I have to deal with similar problems in my life every day after all

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Posted: 1/27/2013 1:13 PM

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<Nach> feos: you are judging Spikestuff's run? * Spikestuff hugs Nach <Spikestuff> save me * Spikestuff in fear <feos> Nach: writing a decision right now <Mothrayas> MURDEROUS REJECTION <scrimpy> Mothrayas: Rejectious Murder <Mothrayas> murderously rejecting murder <feos> what does Nach think of this game? <Spikestuff> ^ <feos> Mothrayas: I'm serious, what you think of the run? <Mothrayas> on grounds of only having watched like 20 seconds of it, I don't think I can give a fair judgment to it yet <feos> uh <feos> Nach: did you leave? <Spikestuff> master? <Nach> feos: Nach thinks nothing of the game <feos> great <Mothrayas> [14:06:20] <Nach> feos: Nach thinks nothing of the game <Mothrayas> my default interpretation: "Reject" <feos> lol <Spikestuff> Nach wanted someone to judge it though... <feos> I wonder only about one thing <Spikestuff> wat? <feos> the tas and the game are controversal as hell <Nach> When in doubt, reject <-- Spikestuff has left this channel. <Mothrayas> he took that quite well <feos> and here goes... <TASVideoAgent> Submission #3781: Spikestuff's PSX Bishi Bashi Special "Maximum Score" in 33:53.43 ACCEPTED by feos: http://tasvideos.org/3781S.html <TASVideoAgent> Post edited by feos (WorkB: #3781: Spikestuff's PSX Bishi Bashi Special "Maximum Score" in 33:53.43): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/334319#334319 [a:10] <Nach> a shame he missed that <Mothrayas> lol that he missed that

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Posted: 2/7/2013 7:17 PM

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Ilari: And if one wanted to go really high quality damn the compatiblity, something like 160kbps soundtrack using RFC6716 (A.k.a. Opus). That's likely beyond pretty much anyone's ability to ABX. turska: here at tasvideos, we do not settle for limits of human hearing turska: we need to serve dogs as well feos: and bats

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 2/22/2013 10:45 PM

Post subject: yes folks, he said it, it's confirmed now

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[23:44:22] <scrimpy> For reference, I have a frighteningly tiny penis.

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 2/24/2013 5:42 PM

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This is not from IRC, I do not talk there, this is from my Skype, hopefully will not be considered off topic. My dialog with some guy who added me today. Slightly edited to highlight the meaning.

[21:09:37] Joseph Rosario: Change that pic
[21:09:42] Joseph Rosario: Please
[21:09:47] Joseph Rosario: To sonic
[21:09:49] WST: which?
[21:10:00] Joseph Rosario: Classic sonic
[21:10:10] WST: Which picture I should change to Sonic?
[21:10:25] Joseph Rosario: Skype
[21:10:43] WST: Why should I change it to the character I dislike?
[21:11:34] Joseph Rosario: Cause I dont like it
[21:12:04] WST: Man, why did you add me then? I do not like Sonic!
[21:12:20] Joseph Rosario: OK
[21:13:23] Joseph Rosario: So why u tas it then
[21:13:57] WST: My TASes almost never feature Sonic, I play as Amy, Tails, Knuckles or Shadow
[21:14:18] Joseph Rosario: OK so put tails

(upd) he said he’s 12 years old, well, I forgive him his weirdness…

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Posted: 2/27/2013 4:31 PM
(Edited: 3/5/2013 9:23 PM)

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Posted: 3/5/2013 7:46 PM
(Edited: 3/5/2013 9:22 PM)

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Posted: 3/5/2013 8:19 PM

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sack_bot wrote:

<sack_bot> [derail] why is EVERYONE ELSE that TASes like mlp:fim?[/derail]
<fsvgm777> Citation needed
<sack_bot> [1] *1*http://tasvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11804
<fsvgm777> Citation still needed.
<fsvgm777> And besides, who cares.
<fsvgm777> I certainly don't.
<sack_bot> i rest YOUR case
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<TASVideoAgent> New reply by Warp (OT: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Discussion Thread): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/341437#341437 [a:1]

Thanks for completely missing this line: Mar 04 17:18:59 <fsvgm777> When I say "I don't care for MLP", it doesn't mean that I like it. It just means I have zero opinion on MLP. And personally, I don't find it that memorable. It's more of a dumb generalisation, because there are TASers out there that don't watch (or like) MLP. (note: timestamp on the line I didn't quote is GMT+1)

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Posted: 3/5/2013 8:32 PM

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I think people should abstain from dumping here irc conversations longer than 10 lines. This thread is for funny quotes, not for dumping extensive irc logs. Quoting hundreds of lines is spamming.