Nathan Graves is a vampire hunter trying to save his master, Morris, from the clutches of Dracula. Normally this would require collecting lots of different items as well as hours of leveling, but Cardboard proves collectible card passé by gathering almost none of the cards required for spells and blazing through the game at warp speed without regard to levels or his own safety.

This movie is a 42.3 second improvement over the previous movie by OgreSlayeR by means of better playing precision, taking more damage, heavier luck manipulation, and other changes.