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In a distraught voice.
This is Elf Bowling it's a mistake, everything about it is wrong, the existence is wrong, this TAS shouldn't exist, yet it does.
Ok, so first this is an improvement over the previous submission cause it's a Perfect Game.
Secondly I'm just going to point out the two things that happens to the elves.
  • Elves can dodge the bowling ball when it approaches them, but not a single one dodges in this TAS. Cool.
    • I don't know how my initial findings "to never a perfect game" changed, but it did, and this submission is proof of it.
      • I am in pain.
        • h e l p .
  • No matter what, at least one elf will lose their head to the machine in whatever frame of bowling.
That's all, this game's a pain in the ass.
It does what you don't want it to do, and then it doesn't do what you want it to do.
And that's how this TAS came to existence.
Samsara: I suppose it's only fair that I judge the hell that I hath wrought by my words.
Samsara: ...that being said, I do need to instantly delay it for the same reasons as the other bowling TASes on the workbench. Contribute to the triviality discussion! The results are in! Accepting! Also, removing the "perfect game" branch as I'm not sure it's necessary.
EZGames69: I still don’t know why this game exists.

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Posted: 11/30/2022 2:47 AM
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #7840: Spikestuff's DS Elf Bowling 1 & 2: Elf Bowling in 02:54.74
Posted: 11/30/2022 5:54 AM
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Oh my goodness! I haven't seen this game in in years! Brings back memories of my first Corporate job. (Uh...I was on the PC support team in a secure room where we could plays games and not get caught!)
I recently discovered that if you haven't reached a level of frustration with TASing any game, then you haven't done your due diligence. ---- SOYZA: Are you playing a game? NYMX: I'm not playing a game, I'm TASing. SOYZA: Oh...so its not a game...Its for real? ---- Anybody got a Quantum computer I can borrow for 20 minutes? Nevermind...eien's 64 core machine will do. :) ---- BOTing will be the end of all games. --NYMX
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Posted: 1/9/2023 10:25 PM
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This movie has been published. The posts before this message apply to the submission, and posts after this message apply to the published movie. ---- [5050] DS Elf Bowling 1 & 2: Elf Bowling by Spikestuff in 02:54.74